January 15th, 2008
Hottie or Nottie: Nicolas Anelka
Although Nicolas Anelka has hovered in and out of our sizzle radar in the past, we’ve never been fully able to commit.
Not sure why, but there was always this sense of ennui about him. We liked the no hair/beard combo but to be honest, we lost interest just after Nico’s Arsenal days, which were about 40 years – and teams – ago.
Now that he’s joined the Chelsea squad – a team who definitely gives good thigh, we’re wondering if we need to reassess, especially after receiving a rather interesting (old? new?) promo image from our girl Laurie at The Offside which gave us great pause and left us in the mood for a cigarette and a nightcap. And we don’t even smoke.
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Anyhoo, as always, we pass the torch of blatant and offensive objectification to you, dear readers. We ask: is new blue Nico a hottie or nottie?