August 25th, 2011

Iker Casillas: Just Because…

Iker mostly naked. Like we weren’t going to whore this for all it’s worth. Image via Bellazon

…we would’ve gotten the flags out too, had Iker Casillas chosen to stroll past Kickette HQ in his Speedo.

What did we do to earn this wondrous good fortune, Kickettes? It clearly wasn’t refraining from drinking for half an hour. That just led to disturbing¬†hallucinations. Which scared us badly.

But not as much as this did.

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45 Responses to “Iker Casillas: Just Because…”

  1. lis says:

    He is so adorkable in this picture!

  2. Shelley says:

    I never really liked Iker much before. But after he saw the error of his ways for slagging off Cesc and phoned to apolgise I have started to like the guy. As a Cule fan, I have new respect for him. Under pressure from Mourinho to treat the opposition with disdain, I am glad Iker had the guts to stand up for himself and be a icon for fair play. Well done son ! *kudos*

  3. missbubbles says:

    honestly, he looks soooo ordinary…actually less than ordinary. :( (

  4. NinaNoir says:

    Cmon, how can you not love this man?!? Yes he's a whiter shade of pale and yes that's a speedo, but look at the smirk. His face says "I'm the sexiest man you've ever seen, I'm the captain of Spain, I'm king of the world."

    I am going to cherish this picture for ever.

  5. [...] AS IF YOU DIDN’T HAVE ENOUGH TROUBLING IMAGES OF IKER IN YOUR BRAIN ALREADY. I won’t say there’s a speedo involved in this link, because that probably means most of you won’t click it. Crap. // Kickette [...]

  6. JaneSpotting says:

    The whiteness?…thats because he just fell from heaven ladies.
    I am surprised he hid the wings so well.
    Oh San Iker..that smile is enough to make my day

  7. sahil says:

    he don't have a toned body…

  8. deets says:

    that sims video makes me think I'm still sane

  9. Jen says:

    Well ladies & gents,
    will this video make you feel better?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ug-6jsmvCIg&fe…

    i can't translate..sorry.

    or this picture? http://www.facebook.com/#!/photo.php?fbid=2567670…

    i'm sorry but i love the man. bright, white skin? well i'm brown, our babies will be tan enough! :)

  10. bri_saldana says:

    I'm pretty RUTHLESS when it comes to this man….I'd hit it!! Additionally I would use the non-tanned parts as an opportunity for coco-oil rub downs and naughty "tisk tisk Iker" scenarios! Carpe diem ladies…carpe diem!

  11. April says:

    I suddenly feel worlds better about my own shade of pasty.

  12. MrsLBaines says:

    Iker must Fake Bake. NOW.

  13. A to L says:

    iker in those speedos is old news, i saw iit on the website ballerazzi. Also there are pics of Cr7, benzema & ramos there as well

  14. hazl88 says:

    well i think that Iker looks good,and he gets better with age,and i think its weird that Iker favorited that video on his youtube account

  15. camille says:

    that vid is the epitome of wrong. never again pls!!!!!!!!

  16. Kitty says:

    I will never look at Iker the same again :(
    Speedos are a huge NO, always NO! no, no, no,no,no,no, no

  17. Ellie says:

    that video is the oddest thing i have ever seen!!
    I know this is an odd thing to pick up from the video but, they get engaged at the end, are they engaged for rizzle?

  18. Sirena says:

    um…what was with that video? highly disturbing :-s

  19. sashaRoma says:

    ahhhrrrggg! My eyes. Help! The whiteness. I'm blind. Arrrgghhh!

  20. doug says:

    I think I'm in the minority here when I say he looks fine. Not a particularly stylish cut on the suit, but in principle it's fine.

  21. Candice says:

    My eyes! MY EYES!!! Ugh, he'd be smart to keep his clothes ON.

    • iram1982 says:

      i agree…I'd take a fully dressed Iker from his dorky wardrobe rather than this…..

      yuck. He needs to tan

      And that speedo (or whatever it is) needs to be trashed.

  22. Gladys says:

    It's almost like someone hijacked the site and put this up. What's going to be next? Becks covered in baby vomit? Xabi pulling out a wedgie?

  23. Miss Lampard says:

    I think that Speedo needs to be worn by a man like this http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/DHFeJlbujIG/Santa+…
    or this http://yfrog.com/user/thesportsagency/photos
    Seriously I think that a Speedo can only be worn by a man with perfect abs, and I love Iker, really but this is the wrong choice 'cause the outfit definitely doesn't suit him, a pair a shorts maybe would have been a better choice.

    • Kristine says:

      Iker may be too pale, but that other guy doesn't seem to have anything in his Speedo..

    • Anna says:

      stfu. Iker can wear whatever he wants. He isn't going out there to impress you, he's just wearing whatever's most comfortable for him. And besides, he's Spanish, he's got no obligation to live up to the 'perfect American standard.'

  24. Jen says:

    Wow, get that man to a beach!!! My poor Iker needs a tan! What is up with that computer generated video–disturbing and weird, and somehow hilarious at the same time. Yikes!

  25. L.S.R. says:

    Damn….He looks florescent or something. Head looks like it was pasted on too. This is NOT a good look.

  26. Ali says:

    So. Pale.

  27. Lindsey S. says:

    damn…he is like florescent or something. It honestly looks like his head was pasted on….not a good look my man.

  28. Marley says:

    That video was made in The Sims 3 and just about the weirdest shiz I've ever seen…

  29. xoWinnie says:

    it looks like Iniesta from the neck down….

  30. Beth says:

    That video was on the Sims 3. Just about the weirdest shiz I’ve ever seen…

  31. Sarah, Madrid says:

    Kickette, I rather if you kept this picture hidden in far far away place where no-one can see it EVER. My poor Iker! you need a tan! but, I am starting to assume he is one of these people who can't tan. I am accepting it!

  32. Titi says:

    I'd rather not have seen that picture. And kept a mental vision of a perfect Iker. You must admit that this picture does not do him justice!

  33. thelovehater says:

    I was all for this until I saw his flip flops…but yes let us thank the lens of this photog. This is like seeing a unicorn…I like it.