February 8th, 2010
Iker Casillas: The Exit Needs Work
Well, what do we have here?
Spanish gossips are reporting a potentially uncomfortable morning-after walk-o’-shame situation involving our favourite goal-keeper, Iker Casillas. While the whole, factual truth of this rendezvous – including the chica’s identity - is not available for public consumption, Iker’s sheepish look of guilt has us in a tizzy speculating the endless possibilities of this early afternoon gathering.
Is she his lead PR rep? A beard-groomer? The local Avon lady pushing the company’s newest shimmer-kiss lip balm?
Regardless, we think Iker needs a little coaching in avoiding detection by the press/friends/family/current lovers thing. Here’s a few pointers, luv:
1. No peeking. There’s no reason to double check if the coast is clear. This is a school boy error and a sure fire way to blow your cover. (Obviously Iker’s immature handling of this whole scenario makes him that much more lovable to us.)
2. Create a diversion. Doesn’t the hired help have some trash to dispose of? This will eliminate the need for peeking (see above), streamline logistics for your separate exits and help to time departures so the measly 10 minute delay in between doesn’t make people (like us) suspicious.
3. Arrange for a car service. Preferably a chauffeured Rolls Royce. At least then your lady friend will avoid the obvious embarrassment of standing outside your gated home furiously BBM-ing her friends for a ride home. And wearing what looks like last night’s outfit.
5. Act Natural. Manbags are only acceptable for those that regularly wear them.