May 4th, 2012

Iker Casillas: Transfers, Tighty Whities & Not Tying The Knot News

Image: Hola.com.

We’re not in any rush to quit lusting after Iker and we’re pretty sure about half of you aren’t either.

Cue rumour control report time!

A rundown of this week’s goss:

- Iker and Sara will not marry on 7th July, Carbonero’s colleague (and occasional Hola! source), Joaquín Prat, confirmed on the ‘Ana Rosa’ programme. Sara supposedly authorised him to shoot down the latest marriage reports on her behalf after the two had a heart to heart in hair and makeup. [Hola].

- Iker gets hawt and bothered whilst flag tying, he’s sensitive (well, we knew that already), he’s down for a good CR7 bum pat and he needs to cut his hair. These are facts, not fiction, Kickettes [Getty Images].

- Good group laugh material: Real Madrid’s numero uno keeper is being tempted to transfer to Manchester City [Mundo Deportivo].

- David James thought his opinions on Man City’s current goalie in comparison to Casillas mattered. It didn’t. [Goal.com].

- Not only were the Casillas/Carbonero engagement rumours “a false alarm,” the Aniston/Thoreux wedding whispers were as well. The two are somehow related, of course [Terra Noticias].

What’s true and what’s false, you ask?

One minute, please. We’re still recovering from seeing Ozil’s abs and Higi’s uncovered shelf booty in that locker room video from yesterday.

Sorry. Still recovering.

Okay, our answer: we don’t know. But please stop bothering us so we can get back to enjoying that locker room vid.

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18 Responses to “Iker Casillas: Transfers, Tighty Whities & Not Tying The Knot News”

  1. Kat says:

    The day Sara gets rid of Iker's man purse is the day I will approve of their marriage.

  2. amiechristo says:

    Iker showing off his trophy wife. I APPROVE, BB! And Mesut tummy appreciation. That's shit I like. Pipita's ass: you shake that booty bb.

  3. Pathis07 says:

    Iker is sooo cute and sooooo sensitive! what a reaction after winning the world cup… in sooooo many ways ;)

  4. futbolfan says:

    Along with that pic, there is this amazingly adorable one with Cris and Iker! http://sports.yahoo.com/soccer/gallery/im:urn:new…

    • Kat says:

      I love, love, love that pic! It's one of my favorites from the celebration. And there were other pics of them together that make me think if we had a new bromance brewing. And if Sergio knows about it and if' he's jealous.

  5. sarah says:

    oh iker u cant resist dat ass too huh!!

  6. Thea says:

    Sara must be getting impatient for a proposal tho!!! Two and a half years – just saying!!1

    • Sarah, Madrid says:

      It is quite the opposite based on reports, he wants to get married, he wants to have kids, she doesn't want too, I think if anyone to get tired it is him.

  7. Sarah, Madrid says:

    The most drunk I ever saw iker in, he was just the perfect guy jajaja, my capitan oh my capitan!! Bowing to us, promising decima!!!

    ¿Cómo no te voy querer? ¿Cómo no te voy querer?

  8. black widow says:

    PS: with regards to david 'butterfingers' 'calamity' james' comments … as The Special One would say, SHUT UP, NUMPTY!

  9. black widow says:

    THANK GOD. this is even better news than them winning la liga!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. mrs benzema says:

    Wat is rong wid iker casillas y won’t he marry da girl they’ve been 2gether 4 lyk eva his such an ASS HOLE!!!! Nd I thought iker nd cris hated each other afta da whole sara calling cris selfish man I just don’t get soccer playas

  11. Jayy says:

    Ass grab in the second pic!

    • LIly says:

      Well if you have an ass like Ronaldo's, even Casillas would be tempted to grab it :P