May 22nd, 2008
Belated B-Day: Iker Casillas
We are so very sorry. It’s been a busy week. We’ve had… so much to do.
Please, have no doubt that celebrating your 27th birthday is a priority to us – our only priority, honest. It may seem like we forgot it on Tuesday, but that truly is not the case.
Well, it is the case, actually, but damn it, if you would simply agree to have the Kickette HQ relocated to your bedroom area or at the very least the Real Madrid dressing room, these sorts of things wouldn’t happen. If you would just have the extra large pocket added to your trousers that we’ve been requesting, we would have been right there, able to pop up with a cupcake at the break of dawn on that special day. So it’s your fault really.
Just send the private jet and we can work this out.