May 13th, 2010
Ilary Blasi: Her Girls Have Gone Wild
Images via Style.it, GQ Italia.
As arbiters of taste and beauty, we pride ourselves on our journalistic instinct – an instinct that compels us to draw our readers’ attention to breaking news involving football players and their loved ones in a totally unbiased manner.
Alternatively, you could view our labours as those of starving purveyors of “the hawt”, driven by unremitting hormones to seek “the pretty” with no reference or consideration to issues of gender and/or personal integrity.
Today, it’s the latter as we express our concern for Ilary Blasi. Wife of Francesco Totti, she’s featured in the May issue of GQ Italia magazine. As these ‘artistic’ poses (below) suggest, April showers bring May flowers. Except, the warm weather isn’t here just yet, and if Ilary doesn’t cover up, she may find her allergies acting up.
Image 2: We’re concerned about Ilary’s jacket. She could easily catch a cold.
Image 3: You see? We tried to warn her. Ilary has a cold. And 4: Best to rest on the sofa and try to keep that temperature down. Or, throw caution to the wind and just remove what’s left of your clothing.
Ok. So we got an appointment in group. If you want to find out whether you’re in need of girl-crush therapy, watch this. (0.42.) Yes, Francesco. You may well giggle.