July 23rd, 2010

Ilary Blasi: Time To Quit The Belly Bling?

Francesco Totti WAG

Image: PacificCoastNews.com.

Much like her extra-spectacular half, our adoration for Mrs. Francesco Totti is timeless and will annoyingly, never fade. Exposed nipples and allergic reactions aside, no one can discount Ilary’s rockin’ post-2-babies body.

Which, ironically enough, is also the main reason why we are pleading with Ilary to finally take out her belly button ice. This is not a “fresh trend” that even an anti-aging toned tummy has the ability to revive. We think it’s about time for her to leave the body candy to the next rowdy bunch of trend-setting tweens so she can preserve her unWAGgy aesthetics at all costs. (Yes, Miley, that means you. Head Shave 2020-watch is on like Donkey Kong).

But, hear ye, hear ye – we’re not hatin’ on all uses of abdomen accessories.  Many moons ago most of us at Kickette HQ had the familiar experience of downing too many pints before letting some bloke named “Jazz” stick a needle in our navals. Shocking, we know.  However, when it comes to happily-married WAGs over 30, we prefer to just.say.no.

The moral of this rant is that Ilary, her belly bling and kids Cristian and Chanel, played on the Cali beach earlier this week. We regretfully inform you that Il Capitanowas noticeably absent, unlike the last time when he was distinctly present.

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7 Responses to “Ilary Blasi: Time To Quit The Belly Bling?”

  1. taly says:

    i like belly rings and nothing else matters. i suppose she thinks the same.

  2. Jenna says:

    um girls, are you reading my mind? i was looking at pictures of the totti’s on the beach last night (i think the pics are from last year) and i was thinking exactly the same thing re: the belly button ring! it seems kickette has infiltrated my mind.

  3. Pam says:

    Having belly bling is so last decade..I took mine over 7 yrs ago, when I was 2 months preggers..give it up hun.

  4. RedAne says:

    Oh com'on peeps, let her (and the belly ring) be…

    First of all, she's not 30 yet… Second, it's her body she can do pretty much whatever she wants with it… What if it's something that Il Capitano adores on her? Shouldn't it be enough reason for her to keep it? (I bet none of you (us!) would take the belly ring out if (y)our hubbie was Totti and he kept saying how much he likes it…) Plus, she has a killer body, better than thousand of younger women around the globe, even after 2 kids!!! So if she wants the belly ring, she's more than entitled to keep it! On a side note: I feel like a parrot repeating this every time I see a pic of Totti bubbas, but I just can't help: I adoooooore how Chris is mom's spitting image and Chanel is dad's!!!! What a gorgeous family they are!!!

  5. Steph says:

    OMG. She seriously NEEDS to take that belly ring out, already! It doesn't make you look cool anymore, it's just kind of sad. :/

  6. senora ramos says:

    ok, i took mine out at 2 months pregnant. is she repeatedly getting pierced? it's time to let it go love!!