August 18th, 2009
In Cannes: Noemie Lenoir
She’s the WAG we refuse to let go of, even though she split with Claude Makelele ages ago.
The beautiful Noemie Lenoir has been vacationing in Cannes with friends and family. She’s back on the singles block after splitting with music mogul Russell Simmons.
Well, we’re assuming they’ve split. Last week, Russell was seen getting very friendly with actress/model Sophie Monk in New York. In May, he was dating the Sports Illustrated model Julie Henderson. The photos of Russell and Noemie together/kissing were from June.
Looks like a case of the blessed rebound call and response coverage, perhaps? At the same time as photos of Noemie and Russell were published, her ex Claude was seen on a boat with a Noemie lookalike.
See how we’ve just spun all that non-news into a story to half justify our Noemie post?

Where’s that dress off? Need to buy it. NOW!!!!
How cool and chic does she look? Wish I had half her style (a tenth’d do!) She looks a bit like Charlise Theron in this pic, don’t you think?
I thought we took a site board and decided that we were all in favor of keeping her and dumping him? Keep the Namoie stuff coming…
God she is perfect
She is terrifyingly gorgeous. Damn girl.
She looks amazing. Of course, she would look amazing in a potato sack.
simple innittttt???? go back to makelele……..shes a nice girl and in dhat pic u can see her sad-confused face……..well THAT LYFE DEAR…..
She’s one classy woman!
HAHAHA, I agree with Lolinha, girl, just call Yoannm so much better than Makelele.
Anyway, I like her dress.
She needs to find a baller ASAP!!!! She can’t go…. *SAD FACE*
Wow, very classy.
You should have seen her in that Asterix and Obelix movie…. jaw-droppingly gorgeous.
aw Noemie. please don’t leave us
You know…. Featuring the Makelele offspring warrants no excuse. So you can post her all you want as long as the (very cute) kid is (sometimes) involved.
Noemie should give Yoann a call.