August 29th, 2011
In The Stands Style Off: Sebastian Coates vs. Steven Gerrard
Image Credit: Clive Brunskill/Getty Images Europe.
Liverpool’s newest signing, Sebastian Coates, popped a mischievous squat some seats down from his club’s captain during Saturday’s Liverpool vs. Bolton match, and even though we’re pretty sure the answer to this question is overwhelmingly obvious, we’ve gotta give the newbie a shot and ask it anyway.
Kickettes, who do you think ‘suited’ up better for the 3-1 occasion at Anfield? Does Stevie’s apparent inability to deal with a tie diminish your flames of passion, or is his beauty and sex-appeal unassailable, even by a polo-shirt wearing purveyor of the pretty like Seb?
Either way, we figure it won’t be a problem. If Mr Coates has any wits about him then he’ll be an early adopter of EPL policies. That being the only other way to avoid further intra-squad battles is shirt removal. On the field, at Tesco and so forth.