February 17th, 2009
In the Stands: Alan Smith
image via PA Wire/KEYSTONE Press
Anyone care to tell us what’s going on with dear ole Smudger’s barnet fair? We’d like to run a blast of oil-absorbing dry shampoo through that mop.
Also, we’re quite sure we talked to Alan’s people and informed them that we only want to see him shirtless or thigh-flaunting.
This is neither of those things.
UPDATE: Er… we are quite humbled by the amount of Smudge-love raining down in the comments. Who knew!?