February 17th, 2009

In the Stands: Alan Smith

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image via PA Wire/KEYSTONE Press

Anyone care to tell us what’s going on with dear ole Smudger’s barnet fair? We’d like to run a blast of oil-absorbing dry shampoo through that mop.

Also, we’re quite sure we talked to Alan’s people and informed them that we only want to see him shirtless or thigh-flaunting.

This is neither of those things.

UPDATE: Er… we are quite humbled by the amount of Smudge-love raining down in the comments. Who knew!?

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32 Responses to “In the Stands: Alan Smith”

  1. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Ew, that is a nasty hair do.

  2. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Ew, that is a nasty hair do.

  3. carly says:

    Oh no, oh no…!! This has totally ruined my Smudge crush. Hopefully I can get it back one day.

  4. carly says:

    Oh no, oh no…!!

    This has totally ruined my Smudge crush. Hopefully I can get it back one day.

  5. The Fourth Official says:

    I actually quite like this look. I'm glad he has put aside the peroxide. And I'm enjoying the facial hair and the pout. If he was shirtless, I'd be in a happy place.

  6. Kat says:

    I thought for a minute that it wasn't Alan Smith in the Toon kit, but James MacAvoy. I agree with Fourth, though. I love him with the slight facial hair and minus the peroxide (on his head).

  7. ThunderGirl says:

    Ah, Smudge… I prefer him shirtless and with short hair, but he does have a pretty-pouty mouth. Hope to see him on the pitch again soon!

  8. Erin says:

    I usually think he's pretty cute. But this Ethan Hawke 1994 grunge thing is not.

  9. Nina says:

    he is always cute <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />

  10. zainab says:

    Biggest mistake was leaving the reds buddy.. Missing the Blonde Locks! =(

  11. Monica says:

    wahoo!! good to see he’s still alive

  12. Liz says:

    Love Smithy! I’m Not liking the Woody look though, but he’s had it cut now so no worries <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

  13. smudgersbabe says:

    thank god he's cut his hair still looks fit

  14. hot shawty says:

    Ma Smithy is supaaaaa Hawt Hawt Hawt..lol if you dont like wht u see then go get da fUk ouTTT Hatas :p

  15. Mrs Mark Hudson says:

    :-O i heard about his slicked 'do and im speechless :| utterly speechless :| dare i say it but… bring back the bleach!

  16. Moonie says:

    Mmmmmm rough and ready looking Smudge – delish :)

  17. Dreamgirl says:

    Once the shirt comes off all this will be a distant memory. Welcome back Smudge!!!

  18. FirstTeamCoach says:

    There is a lot of Smudge love going on around here. He is hot whatever he does to his hair.

  19. Becca says:

    Oh. My. God.What has he done? Where are his golden locks? I wnat the old smudge back!!

  20. boo says:

    i swear if he keeps it like this i'm going to walk to newcastle and beat him with a stick! and for the record wasn't he like blonde 2 weeks ago in training? cut it! the hair i mean..and the freaking beard. i want smudge clean and smooth. shirtless and in lampsy's shorts. yes he's all kinds of love!

  21. Pavi (Mrs Metzelder) says:

    Smudge is looking hot, hot, hot in this pic!! :D Can't wait to see him back on the pitch.

  22. Rusty, aka Frau Clem says:

    Actually, I think it's hot – it's his eyes.

  23. FootballerChick43 - says:

    Smudge.

  24. berbagirl says:

    LOL! I miss him and I nearly cried when he left Man Utd. The hotness of the team went down with his departure…

  25. HiL says:

    call me weird.. :| but I think he looks super hot *-*

  26. linkinred says:

    This man has always been fit and he looks very hot au natural!

  27. FirstTeamCoach says:

    I happy to see him again, and yep I think he looks good – cold but good.

  28. AJ says:

    It’s really hard for smudge to look bad. It’s not his best look, but he’s still a cutie. That mouth could make up for just about anything.

  29. Pavi (Mrs Metzelder) says:

    Smudge is looking hot, hot, hot in this pic!! :D Can’t wait to see him back on the pitch.

  30. TammyV says:

    This is what happens when you spend months out of the game recovering… he has lost all sense of awesome/awfulness with his hair. He is now just getting abck into the game.

    With Damien Duff and the new boy Peter, Smudge is in for a battle to regain his most process hair spot on the Toon team sheet

  31. TammyV says:

    This is what happens when you spend months out of the game recovering… he has lost all sense of awesome/awfulness with his hair. He is now just getting abck into the game.

    With Damien Duff and the new boy Peter, Smudge is in for a battle to regain his most process hair spot on the Toon team sheet

  32. lose that girl says:

    Ew. He goes away awhile and look what happens? Geez, best to hide this one from FTC.

    lose that girl blog