October 21st, 2007
Infidelity Files: Claude Makelele
We truly hope that one day in our lifetime we will get to feature a story about a baller who is actually faithful to their dedicated WAG cling-on.
*tumbleweed blows through*
In the meantime, let’s talk about the random ‘model’ tart, Katya Prudnikova, who has sold her story to the NOTW saying she’s had a torrid affair with Claude Makelele. As you know, Claude is shacked up with the mother of his young son, Noemie Lenoir, who is a model also – one who is employed by actual companies and fashion designers.
Apparently, Claude hooked Katya up with shopping sprees and hot booty ‘til the break-a-dawn, the details of which made us feel ick so we shant repeat.
‘Model’ tart says Claude never mentioned having a wife at home. We say: isn’t this something that you would find out relatively easily by asking anyone who resides in the Western world, or by typing his name into that new-fangled invention called the internet? Then again, perhaps Katya’s not very bright. She is in a soft-lit photo session wearing court shoes whilst perched on a sofa covered with a sheet. (See below) Paris Fashion Week it ain’t.
‘Model’ tart also says she had sex with Claude after the first date. We say: is this how it’s going down nowadays? Does no one read the freaking Rules anymore? The dude is 5’7” for goodness sake, you couldn’t have held off a tad longer before giving it up?
But forget Katya for a minute, she’s just happy to get her £400 pay cheque and enjoy the 15 minutes. Let’s turn instead to Claude’s agent, Jamie Ladjemi, who is supposed to have his client’s back at all times. When asked about Claude’s infidelity he said:
“He’s denying it. But even if it was true, he’s going to deny it. They’re all at it, but when they’re caught they deny it. He’s going to be in trouble, though, because his wife is here and she’s very nice. She’s very sensitive.”
Claude, you need to fire this wanker. And then you need to get a can of WAG whoop ass opened up on you. We’re sending Alex Curran over. She’ll mess you up, mate.
Link: Makelele Cheats on Babe