October 21st, 2007

Infidelity Files: Claude Makelele


We truly hope that one day in our lifetime we will get to feature a story about a baller who is actually faithful to their dedicated WAG cling-on. 


*tumbleweed blows through*

In the meantime, let’s talk about the random ‘model’ tart, Katya Prudnikova, who has sold her story to the NOTW saying she’s had a torrid affair with Claude Makelele.  As you know, Claude is shacked up with the mother of his young son, Noemie Lenoir, who is a model also – one who is employed by actual companies and fashion designers.

Apparently, Claude hooked Katya up with shopping sprees and hot booty ‘til the break-a-dawn, the details of which made us feel ick so we shant repeat.

‘Model’ tart says Claude never mentioned having a wife at home.  We say: isn’t this something that you would find out relatively easily by asking anyone who resides in the Western world, or by typing his name into that new-fangled invention called the internet?  Then again, perhaps Katya’s not very bright. She is in a soft-lit photo session wearing court shoes whilst perched on a sofa covered with a sheet. (See below) Paris Fashion Week it ain’t.

image‘Model’ tart also says she had sex with Claude after the first date.  We say: is this how it’s going down nowadays? Does no one read the freaking Rules anymore? The dude is 5’7” for goodness sake, you couldn’t have held off a tad longer before giving it up?

But forget Katya for a minute, she’s just happy to get her £400 pay cheque and enjoy the 15 minutes. Let’s turn instead to Claude’s agent, Jamie Ladjemi, who is supposed to have his client’s back at all times. When asked about Claude’s infidelity he said:

“He’s denying it. But even if it was true, he’s going to deny it. They’re all at it, but when they’re caught they deny it. He’s going to be in trouble, though, because his wife is here and she’s very nice. She’s very sensitive.”

Claude, you need to fire this wanker. And then you need to get a can of WAG whoop ass opened up on you. We’re sending Alex Curran over. She’ll mess you up, mate.

Link: Makelele Cheats on Babe

image: NOTW

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  3. Dani says:

    HE cheated on HER.  Is he serious?

  4. Shoe Directory says:

    From my point of view I really do not care… but I think that Katya was the “devil” here… She knew very well what his situation was and she is not the innocent type anyway… The celebrities world is so hard to understand.

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  6. Nouveau Riche University says:

    Since always people had been cheating on their spouses. What I cant understand is why do it and than brag about it, even making it public so everyone in this world will know what a character you have.

  7. Claude it’s big enough to know what’s good or not for him… Maybe he wanted to be more popular and mediatized.

  8. paruresis says:

    i love claude smile

  9. Giselle says:


  10. brandy says:

    Do your homework girls. It is true men will say whatever for some ass – even when they have hot ass waiting for them at home.
    Don’t pass blame on to someone else either. Aren’t you an adult?! YOU slept with a married man (after the first date – CLASSY!)

  11. Giselle says:

    Does her ass look huge or is it my imagination?

  12. Gal Friday says:

    Who is Nordean?

  13. Johnna says:

    Why in the world would anyone ever want to sleep with Makelele? Size of his… member… doesn’t mean anything because you still have to look at him and remember the things he did to you. *shudders and scrubs self clean with bleach*

    Another tramp looking for some cheap cash and 15 minutes of fame by whoring herself out. Might as well go stand on the street corner, sweetie. You might make more money there.

  14. Giselle says:

    If you say you didn’t know he was married, I say yeaaaaa righttt that’s what they all say!!!  You knew he was married and did it anyway because he’s rich and famous and you THOUGHT he would leave his wife for you…oh well, SUCKS for you.  On a positive note, you could say it’s a lesson learned.

  15. Giselle says:

    I think his wife is a successful model, and probably doesn’t need his money? Am I right? What did you expect him to tell you he is married?  Men will tell you anything for a piece of ass.  He is at fault most definetly, but so are you.  You knew he was married, so …..

  16. Johnna says:

    Gina, oh my lord! I didn’t even think about that.

    Can I start the line for John Terry? I can hop in Frank’s line behind tammyv when I’m done. wink

  17. Katya says:

    First of all I would like to thank you all guys for your comments and constructive criticism! Regarding the location and styling of the photo shoot

  18. tammyv says:

    So he can work the Lamps hook-up?  Hmmm… ladies the line forms to the left!

    (Brilliant Deduction GINA!!!!)  Carlo is very pretty

  19. Gina says:

    Wait – sounds like this Nordean could be a useful person to know. Anybody got his number? I’ll be in London in January and would like to let him know my availability for some no-strings hanky-panky with Carlo Cudicini.

    Or maybe this guy only pimps for the starting XI??

  20. tammyv says:

    that might be the dumbest thing ever said!  Well done. God it is fantastic…

    What kind of a dumbass cheats on NL?  She is one of the most beautiful women alive…DUMBASS! Chickie-dee is brilliant though with, “he said he just wanted to go back his place and cuddle.“  Sweetie, if you are over the age of 15 and buy that you are officially dumber then dirt!

    I will say that Maka is rumored to have a super-sized goalscorer (as it were) that both JT and Lamps have publically commented that they would love to posess.

  21. Ally says:

    LMAO @ his agent! That is brilliant. Utterly brilliant.

    And Jesus, these women have no morals or decency, do they? I don’t think I would ever tell anyone if I had slept with a footballer, because I don’t think that they would believe me even if I had! These women are so cheap it’s pathetic.