October 18th, 2007
Infidelity Files: Jose Mourinho
Sorry we’re late on the uptake with this one Kickettes, we’ve been on extreme retail therapy after the England/Russia fiasco. No, we don’t want to talk about it. But we do have several dozen new shoes to help us deal.
Anyhoo, rumors are swirling (via the 50% reliable Sun tabloid) that Jose Mourinho has instituted his rotation policy in his love life as well. Bah-dum, dum.
Apparently, Jose kept his wife, Matilde, and their children in one part of Portugal while he kept his sexy “princess” girlfriend, Elsa Sousa, with him in his apartment and introduced her as his wife to the team and fans.
The hard charging manager has been accused of the unforgivable acts of using babytalk when speaking to mistress Elsa and doin’ the nasty to Bryan Adams and Sting. According to The Sun:
“They did very saucy things together. Mourinho is a very sexual man. He particularly likes making love to Sting.”
Seriously? Bryan Adams? Bryan Ferry, yes, Bryan Adams, hell to the no.
It is also believed that Elsa chose the clubs Jose would manage. Wonder if Porto is erecting, err, casting a statue in her honor? Elsa and Jose split when the real Mrs. Mourinho decided that her children needed their papa and moved to Porto.
As for the move to Chelsea, perhaps Jose got pumped up after listening to a little Sting and made the call himself, what with the prospects of managing like-minded playboys John Terry and Frank Lampard too hard to pass-up.
Elsa is writing a book about the experience. Oh yes, we will be buying that one.
The latest goss is that two other women of the hoochie variety are coming forward claiming to have been ‘princesses’ as well. All the while, Matilde never knew nary a whisper of this until it broke in the tabloids this week He didn’t crown himself The Special One for nothing.
Question: Where do you think Jose should coach next? Would you throw a little “Everything I do” on your iPod for one night with Jose?