October 18th, 2007

Infidelity Files: Jose Mourinho

Sorry we’re late on the uptake with this one Kickettes, we’ve been on extreme retail therapy after the England/Russia fiasco. No, we don’t want to talk about it. But we do have several dozen new shoes to help us deal.

Anyhoo, rumors are swirling (via the 50% reliable Sun tabloid)  that Jose Mourinho has instituted his rotation policy in his love life as well.  Bah-dum, dum.

Apparently, Jose kept his wife, Matilde, and their children in one part of Portugal while he kept his sexy “princess” girlfriend, Elsa Sousa, with him in his apartment and introduced her as his wife to the team and fans. 

The hard charging manager has been accused of the unforgivable acts of using babytalk when speaking to mistress Elsa and doin’ the nasty to Bryan Adams and Sting.  According to The Sun:

“They did very saucy things together. Mourinho is a very sexual man. He particularly likes making love to Sting.” 

Seriously? Bryan Adams?  Bryan Ferry, yes, Bryan Adams, hell to the no.

It is also believed that Elsa chose the clubs Jose would manage. Wonder if Porto is erecting, err, casting a statue in her honor?  Elsa and Jose split when the real Mrs. Mourinho decided that her children needed their papa and moved to Porto. 

As for the move to Chelsea, perhaps Jose got pumped up after listening to a little Sting and made the call himself, what with the prospects of managing like-minded playboys John Terry and Frank Lampard too hard to pass-up.

Elsa is writing a book about the experience.  Oh yes, we will be buying that one.

The latest goss is that two other women of the hoochie variety are coming forward claiming to have been ‘princesses’ as well.  All the while, Matilde never knew nary a whisper of this until it broke in the tabloids this week   He didn’t crown himself The Special One for nothing.

Question: Where do you think Jose should coach next? Would you throw a little “Everything I do” on your iPod for one night with Jose?

Link: Jose Had Two Other Affairs
Link: Jose’s Secret Two Year Affair

Cheers S!

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16 Responses to “Infidelity Files: Jose Mourinho”

  1. mamaly says:

    The song was Bryan Adams' Run to me

  2. lola says:

    @ gal friday

    c-ron likes ricky martin

    …Don’t say no, no Shake it my way, oh, Shake your bon-bon, Shake your bon-bon, Shake your bon-bon …
    <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/tongue_wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="tongue wink" style="border:0;" />

  3. linz says:

    bryan adams no, sting, yes i can understand, haha

  4. carly says:

    nooo! Really?
    I’m speechless. Never heard of such a thing.

  5. RedGirl says:

    I miss him… but only because of the stupid comments he makes <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/tongue_wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="tongue wink" style="border:0;" />
    Who is going to cry over and over again for the Champions League ‘05 semifinal and that goal (wich btw crossed the line <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" /> )?

    Oh well, to hell with him… Come on Liverpool, lets beat those bluenoses!!!

  6. Robin says:

    Raawr. I still find him delectable.
    I think he should manage England – if only for the whirlwind of controversy it would cause!


  7. Shakira says:

    I wouldn’t be paying attention to the music, my whole focus would be on Jose, doing things to Jose..having things….mmmm…I so hate his mistresses

  8. cheryl bites says:

    S.G. Eriksen: late Rod Stewart?

    When I saw this I thought the screeching one was dead; no such luck, I suppose.

    I don’t believe most of this stuff for a second, but sadly there is no denying that jm has appalling taste in music.

  9. brandy says:

    Yea, I could do with some Bryan Adams to get me some “Zezinho” LOL

  10. nic says:

    “He particularly likes making love to Sting.”

    taken out of context, this is maybe, just maybe, the best quote ever.


    read it again slowly.

    get it…?

    oh, & go Liverpool!

  11. Ally says:

    Interesting! Similar rumours followed him when he left Porto and went to Chelsea… there may be some truth. Interesting then to note when this story was released in conjunction to that one – same time span in his life. Fascinating.

    He’s still amazingly hot though.

  12. Anne says:

    Uh, rotation policy? That would be Rafa….. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

  13. Gal Friday says:

    And John Terry has Lionel Richie. What other love/musical horrors might we hear about?

    Lampard: Air Supply?
    C-Ron: Julio Iglesias?
    S.G. Eriksen: late Rod Stewart?

  14. joeycole<3 says:

    ah wel no1s perfect
    he shud manage england
    god knows they need the help

  15. LoveLamps says:

    Anything for Jose!  Love him and miss him more than fat kids miss cake!

  16. Alicia says:

    Bryan Adams? How about hell to the naw?