September 12th, 2012
International Results: One Eye On The Future
At this point it’s safe to say that Gareth had no idea how bad things were going to get. Image: Srdjan Stevanovic/Getty Images Europe.
If only we could see into the future, Kickettes.
Not only might the terrifying vision of what we’re going to look like in ten years if we carry on living like this scare us into the odd early night, but we could totally figure out where we’re going to leave our shoes at the weekend.
Image: Clive Mason/Getty Images Europe.
Poor Stevie. Luckily, he was practicing this particular move in training the other day, so he was totally confident in the execution when he received that stoopid second yellow.
Image: Kiyoshi Ota/Getty Images AsiaPac.
Could anyone have foreseen the sensational outcome of adding a little Japanese spice to the Dutch beefcake that is Mike Havenaar? No, but we in the Kickette office knew you’d love him. That part did not require a crystal ball.
Image: VANO SHLAMOV/AFP/GettyImages.
If this is the future of 3D TV, we’re forgoing cake for the next three months to save up for one. For realz.
Image: AFP/Getty Images.
The early 80s is not a place to visit if you’re searching for innovative haircut ideas. Miguel Veloso, you’re a home bleaching kit away from a Kickette ban. You have been warned.