March 16th, 2011
Irina Shayk: Sending Subliminal Messages?
Image: Bauer Griffin.
Oh, sweet Irina Shayk. A transparent lace top mixed with mesh leggings and fishnet shoeties is a bigger exploitation of life’s prejudices than all the times we’ve witnessed your pretty face locking lips with Cristiano Ronaldo (at left, this past Saturday in the VIP section of the Bernabéu. Eat crow, nosebleed seat sitters). Your body, as tightly packed and seemingly baby-free as ever, doth protest too little, we think.
All misguided “fashion” malfunctions considered, Irina did have a rather rough and tumble weekend – starting with that run-in with the Spanish paparazzi after her XTi promo event in Madrid – and ending with the second coming of Whatsherface.
That’s right, Kickettes: bish is back! Don’t act surprised; Nereida Gallardo knows that standing in the shadow of Cristiano’s current love is for bottom-feeding chumps and not superheroes like herself.
After all, this woman once made a mint with her nipples and night club nagging. Obviously, she was the most capable candidate with a bankrupt credibility account to effectively call out Irina’s career capitalisation of Crissy’s fame and fortune. In turn, Nereida urged her former flame to ‘be careful’ and not give up hope on finding a streak-free sunless tan/true love.
Let the good times roll.