June 22nd, 2010
Irina Shayk: Yulia Voronin 2.0?
Images via Facebook.com, Lux Magazine Portugal.
Of course, to untrained eyes, Cristiano Ronaldo’s new lady friend looks like your average Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition supermodel.
To all of us, though, we know what South African safari onesies really mean: Irina Shayk is after Yulia Voronin’s chavtastic crown.
So, it only seems fitting that Mrs. Voronin’s potential replacement commanded the flashbulbs in NYC earlier this week by way of bum-eating best friends, one-piece animal suits and teetering closed-toes Louboutins. If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em – right?
But the fussy outfit is not all.
Additionally, Irina was supposedly quoted in this week’s Lux magazine as saying she and Ronaldo have agreed to wade in the shallow ends of their gene pools together.
Read: Irina and Ronaldo apparently wish to rig the DNA lottery and have kids together.
Although we enjoy how she embraces her inner Playboy Mansion party-crasher, it’s pretty apparent that she’s a few shoeboxes short of a Saks sale. Don’t just talk about your pregnancy plans, do it in the blink of an eye before the guy has time to turn back.
Since we’re strictly judging on OTT WAGaliciousness, we’ll let the public statements snafu slip by. Do tell, Kickettes, where does Irina Shayk stand in your eyes: Yulia’s style spotlight or in her style shadows?