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All is not well with our favorite family with the full heads of hair.*
It looks as though Sergio “Kun” Aguero and Giannina Maradona are no longer dwelling together in their Madrid McMansion and media speculation reports they haven’t been for quite awhile.
Confudido? We are too. Here’s a quick refresher:
- Back in June we reported Sergio’s boogying with Argentinean ladies after a poor NT performance.
- Reports originally ID’d him and his blonde companion leaving via the back door at 5 a.m. of a discotheque.
- Although Gago and his not-so-classy ex girlfriend, Pia Martinez, were dragged into the finger pointing mix, their involvement became secondary once Luisana Varacalli (and her nipples, NSFW) admitted to sexin’ at the club and then again at his hotel.
- The heartwarming portion of the story is that although he deserted his wife and newborn son, Luisana labeled Kun a “timid, simple and humble boy”. We’re sure that made Giannina feel much better.
- They attended their son’s baptism together. But the air was crackling with tension.
Now, new gossip inches have detailed a second, but less torrid, affair that forced the couple to call it quits. Although neither G nor S has publicly declared it, Sergio allegedly has moved out of their shared space to live the bachelor’s life in Madrid. Gia, meanwhile, is ready to pack her bags and return to her Hand of God horizons in Argentina with son Benji.
The real victim here? Benji, since he will no longer have the love and split-end repair care from two parents at once.
We’ll keep you posted.
*Seriously. The thickness and lushness of the hair in this family is simply not available in stores nor via transplant surgery. We’ve checked.
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Since we like living our lives as free and unarrested women of the world, please note: Both Kun and Giannina have remained completely silent on the issue. At this stage, this is all just gossip talk.
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