March 26th, 2010
Joe Cole: Don’t Trust Your Typist
Through a 5 minute Google search, we were able to discover what is being touted as Joe Cole’s “official Web site”. Roughly 30 seconds later we hit the panic button because we thought our eyes were failing us. Then, the weight of the words attributed to J. Cole sank in.
In the above screen shot, you’ll see Cole’s supposed “bros before hoes” shout-out to the teammate who routinely cheated on his pop-star wife.
UPDATE: For those e-mailing us, we’re not sure about what levels of photoshop trickery may have been used, if any, in the above pic.
- If the proud new papa really did write and/or approve the posting of the aforementioned “you ‘da man, Ash” ramblings, then he just booked himself a one-way ticket from hero to zero on our sh*te lists.
- Of all the ways to console a friend, you tell him to “soak up that French sun”?
- We wonder how Carly feels about her man taking such a public stance?
Aside from those obvious red flags, we seriously question the ability of Cole’s webmaster to manage his digital fort while he and wife Carly tend to their recent stork delivery. He’s off dutifully shielding his days-old daughter from the paps, and obviously does not have the time or energy to focus on his cartoon character’s lack of real-life resemblance.
While we’re on that subject, though, when have Joe and Carly ever closely safeguarded personal life details? Lest we forget about the couple’s photo flaunting comfort in Hello! last year in honour of their nuptials. Has a new baby created a heightened sense of security or do old habits of trading private moments for large sums of money die hard?