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Ohhh Joey! Where’s your right hand laying? Tell me it’s not on that ugly fish-like man’s thigh! *gulp*
If you have to cheet on Carly, you could choose someone much more attractive! No one can resist you, luv.
Kiss me thru the ear.
This comment = greatest thing ever.
Joe, oh how i have missed Joe! Please be on the pitch this weekend, all we get is clips of you on the sidelines at Wembley, then pictures of your dodgy friend (pretty sure it’s his friend, if i recall correctly from his wedding thingy in hello- which is a little over-stalkerish admittedly) giving you a kiss, wishing it was us. So for the sake of my sanity, i know you’re ‘taking your time’ but bloomin well hurry up!
oh yeah forgot to say, you look adorable in that picture, almost forgot to mention
he looks like Cantona…
Joe is just so irresistible! LOL!
That man’s nostrils are as frightening as his fish lips.
But seriously, I’d kiss Joe. Any day, any time.
Kickette….thanks for the Joe lovin’… and for Dimi today too.
Shame Joe always seems to score against Liverpool when he plays or he’d b my number 1 footballer…..
I would…….
Well kiss Joe Cole that is….. not the strange man who seems to want a lot of man loving from Joe.
Who is that shady man? I’m hoping a mate or possibly a family member. Creepy…
XDDD what the hell?!