November 15th, 2010
Dressed At Gunpoint: Joe Hart & Micah Richards
We’ve said this before and we’ll say it again. Joe Hart looks better when he is not wearing any trousers.
Our initial reasoning for this was our overwhelming delight at his deliciously furry legs, a motivation that is quite difficult to defend without admitting that we have been spending several hours plotting complex fantasy scenarios involving said fur.
But now? Vindication! The photo above shows Joe arriving at the MEN arena for Saturday’s heavyweight boxing match between David Haye and Audley Harrison. He is wearing trousers. Is anyone interested (including you straight boys who pretend you don’t read this) in arguing that Joe looks better with these on than without? Thought not.
However, we’re not completely heartless. We appreciate the fashion forward gesture of Joey’s parachute pants and congratulate him on his attempt to draw the eye away from his runaway crotch with a little glimpse of tummy. Nice save, Joe.
Unfortunately, the same generosity cannot be applied to Micah Richards, who like Joe, is right on trend with his scoop necked, layered cardigan woolly glove combo with rando drawstring waist. Ahem.
At least he looks pleased. Perhaps he left he left the boxing early, before Haye and Harrison entered the ring and undertook the most one sided, pointless fight since Kieran Richardson Dyer and Lee Bowyer went at it on the pitch.