June 17th, 2011

Joe Hart: Beach Baggage Handler

We’d love to present this photo of Finest Five member Joe Hart and his girlfriend Kim Crew on holiday in Barbados (where else?) without comment, but that’s just not possible today.

While Joe’s abs, pecs, biceps, triceps and any other muscle group we haven’t identified yet speak for themselves, we must say a word about his willingness to carry Kim’s bag. A blue and white checked Louis Vuitton Neverfull is not the manliest of bags to be carrying, but as Joe demonstrates with his swim trunks, he is A-OK with his manliness. And so are we.

Also, props to Kim for the adorable Victoria’s Secret bikini.


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23 Responses to “Joe Hart: Beach Baggage Handler”

  1. Mrs. Q.Borri says:

    what man can make thoose pants look like glory?? -only Joe Hart can!! :)
    that shows the level of hootness and manlyness he has…!!! just no words* he is just really hot!!! ;P

  2. mai says:

    joe hart is a hot y but what's with the shorts???!!! only my grandma wears those prints!!

  3. footieflu says:

    Those pants look soooooooooooooo adorable!!! :D

  4. GigiSantaCruz says:

    OH WOW. I've had a crush on Joe for quite some time now but nothing in this world will stop me from changing these hideous "funky trunks" (as linvinnaar called them) into black ones so I can use this amazing shot of the most handsome Smurf ever as a wallpaper.. I DEFINITELY can't get over them and they're preventing me from enjoying the fullness of this picture. Kim's bikini on the other hand is just PERFECT!!

  5. Jane says:

    Sigh, now if he would only show us the rest. And Kim's bikini is so cute! Learn Mrs. John Terry, LEARN!

  6. mochara says:

    His girlfriend is pretty, I love her bikini! Joe's not looking too bad either…..

  7. YoungChelsea says:

    Only two words to describe Joe Hart:
    Oh. Wow.

  8. @linvinnaar says:

    Even those funky trunks can't distract us from his holy abs of steel. Jayzus, Joey Hart!

  9. TrueChelseaBlue says:

    This question has nothing to do with this post but will somebody please answer me:
    DOES THE COMMUNITY STILL EXIST??? I'M SO CONFUSED!! Everytime I leave a comment it tells me to put a name but does that mean I'm logging in :S

  10. blake2108 says:

    Definitely worth the wait for a shirtless pic of Joe!

  11. gin_in_teacups says:

    Holy floral swim trunks! That photo is just… it's glorious. Sexy half naked man – check. Ridiculous item of clothing and accessories – check. You win Joe Hart (or, more accurately, you win Kim Crew).

  12. Mumtaz says:

    what a man! smth that has to be followed by all men around the world! you rocks, Joe! :) )

  13. Georgia says:

    best picture is Joe giving Rooney a piggy back in the sand! haha

  14. Josie says:

    Very nice view…..

  15. Marina_Isabella says:

    Hey! that's a good b/f! he carries his lady's bags, and wears the shorts she bought for him!… good boy…! :p

    • GigiSantaCruz says:

      I know why she made him carry her bag AND bought these hideous shorts for him: to try to keep us away!!

  16. Ashlee says:

    JOE. HART.


    And can I say how much of a turn on it is to see him have hair on his legs?! Enough with the waxing, it can be worn well.

    Hummina Hummina

    • Winnie Mata says:

      giggity giggity–heheh awright!

      lmao! sorry, but that exactly what i thought when i saw your comment lol!

  17. Winnie Mata says:

    a shirtless picture of Joe Hart–THERE IS A GOD!
    and he is GOOD!

    occasions like these need special quotations
    so i will paraphrase the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air when i say;
    "damn Joe! you look like a piece of GOOD GOD,
    wrapped in some HAVE MERCY
    with a side of MMM!" UNF!

  18. earidurt says:

    he can handle a lot more than my bags…if you know what i mean. ;)

  19. Americus Killaponius says:

    We have all been waiting for this for a looooong time. Can you believe someone mad it to Finest Five status without us even seeing his bod? Amaysing.

  20. sarrible says:

    Good lord. He’s like an anatomy model. I will now lecture on the upper abdominis…in a minute…