February 22nd, 2011
Joe Hart: Clubbing Cutie
Remember when the domestic season was over, the World Cup was won and we woke from a celebratory stupor, still sticky from spilled buckets of sangria, to realise there was no football for like, a month?
There was much wailing and gnashing of teeth at the time, but because we’re never ones to be beaten by something as minor as our entire raison d’etre going AWOL, the Kickette HQ embraced the problem. We ventured forth into unknown territories and brought you the scoop on other sports you could check out until our beloved boys returned to the training field.
We are so good to you.
One of those sports was golf. In our original post, an in depth analysis of the game concluded that it was boring for the following reasons: limited nudity, it tends to be played by men on the wrong side of the middle age spread and the fact that the Tiger Woods debacle was an exception, not the rule.
However, we feel that this image of the luscious, woolly hat clad Joe Hart messing about with a golf club could potentially change (y)our opinion on the matter.
Feast your eyes, people. Then tell us, would you be prepared to learn the game if there was a chance of running into Joey ‘Hirsute’ Hart on the course, or indeed The Ramos and/or David Beckham (preferably together)?
DB Image via waatp.
Or does your fear of sights like this keep your bums safely affixed on your sofas, with the remote in one hand and a fruit punch in the other?
We need to know.