February 22nd, 2011

Joe Hart: Clubbing Cutie

Remember when the domestic season was over, the World Cup was won and we woke from a celebratory stupor, still sticky from spilled buckets of sangria, to realise there was no football for like, a month?

There was much wailing and gnashing of teeth at the time, but because we’re never ones to be beaten by something as minor as our entire raison d’etre going AWOL, the Kickette HQ embraced the problem. We ventured forth into unknown territories and brought you the scoop on other sports you could check out until our beloved boys returned to the training field.

We are so good to you.

One of those sports was golf. In our original post, an in depth analysis of the game concluded that it was boring for the following reasons: limited nudity, it tends to be played by men on the wrong side of the middle age spread and the fact that the Tiger Woods debacle was an exception, not the rule.

However, we feel that this image of the luscious, woolly hat clad Joe Hart messing about with a golf club could potentially change (y)our opinion on the matter.

Feast your eyes, people. Then tell us, would you be prepared to learn the game if there was a chance of running into Joey ‘Hirsute’ Hart on the course, or indeed The Ramos and/or David Beckham (preferably together)?

DB Image via waatp.

Or does your fear of sights like this keep your bums safely affixed on your sofas, with the remote in one hand and a fruit punch in the other?

We need to know.

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11 Responses to “Joe Hart: Clubbing Cutie”

  1. Winnie Mata says:

    honestly…can he just like do me now?
    sugar on top? (and other condiments if he likes that–i have a sweet tooth;)

    and that picture of El Ramos…good gracious.
    what on EARTH does one have to do to bang a man like that!?

  2. xbabyshakesx says:

    I absolutely adore him (minus the part that he plays for city)
    but he's an amazing keeper
    and he makes my heart flutter when he's not in his jersey =]

  3. Devilish-x says:

    aww pom-pom hat!! :'D .. I know the main attraction of this post was for Hart but I cant stop gushing at the pik of Ramos.. :)

  4. blake2108 says:

    Would love to play with Joe's 7 Wood….

  5. IrishBlue says:

    What a cute lil smurf he is

  6. Summer says:

    Joe Har what a funny, marvellous man!

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  8. LAmonkeygirl says:

    Instead, might I recommend for our boys the classic sport of Oiled Slip 'N' Slide. http://www.amazon.com/Slip-Slide-Waverider-colors…

  9. LosAngeleno says:

    Sorry but I can't stand golf. I say Kickette starts its own surf camp for footballers so that they can all look as hot, macho and underdressed as Yoann. None of these old man sports in the off hours.

  10. Cara says:

    I saw Joe at Old Trafford for the Manchester Derby… He was adorable up close. A Right little cutie ;)

    *sigh* Shame he plays for City :(