November 23rd, 2007

Joe Cole Sets a Date, Rocks Out


Joe Cole and his fiancée, Carly Zucker, have set a date for their wedding next year.

It falls the day before the Euro 2008 final. Interesting, as they set the date before Wednesday’s game that saw England eliminated from the competition.

Someone has a future on a psychic friends hotline, that’s for sure. But what would they have done had England made it to the finals? How could Joe be trusted to make the choice between his country and his beloved bedhead, Carly?

Even more interesting: is Steve McLaren responsible for saving their wedding? See, he can actually orchestrate a successful event.

Ah well, at least we can look forward to Carly’s wedding dress next June. We’re going to make an early call and predict it will have a special cut out panel for her six pack. There will be no fabric over the mid section, you can bet on that.

In other Joe Cole news, he’s on the cover of the new Chelsea FC magazine looking rather dapper and talking about his love of the Rolling Stones and Paul Weller.

imageHe discovered their music during his lengthy rehab last season but says he would never be able to blast some old school tunes in the dressing room because the lads are mostly into R&B and club tunes when they’re getting amped up before a game.

“That music wouldn’t last five minutes in our dressing room,” he says. “I’d get ribbed putting that kind of music on. The lads just don’t like it – I don’t understand.”

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17 Responses to “Joe Cole Sets a Date, Rocks Out”

  1. Doble Ganger says:

    coooooll buena banda solo falta que suban canciones ahaha o no se como sea este pedos entren a concursoss!!

  2. chelseagal_joeycoles says:

    he is mighty fine

  3. Doble Ganger says:

    wo0w DG n0 maa en la z0na :O

  4. Sportswear says:

    Very handsome,same as his work and sweet as His music he is.

  5. what’s about the energy wasting day ? on 1’st of april ? I thought 1’st of april is the liars day not the energy wasting day… i’ve never heard nothing about it.

  6. ROLLS EYES says:

    #### OFF

  7. carly says:

    A bride with her six-pack showing…that would be something…to puke about. heheh

    A footballer with musical taste – now that something I like!

    I hope they have a memorable day.

  8. kickette says:

    Yes, forgot to add that – he is apparently up for sending him to Clacton on Sea… which quite frankly is absolutely shite.

  9. tammyv says:

    Congrats, at least someone in England is happy! My question though is Joey still playing for Tal benHiem’s vaca now that it doesn’t matter for England?

    he is looking pretty in that Chelsea FC pic!

  10. tammyv says:

    Lets remember that neither Joey and probably Carly are carrying Mensa membership cards.  Joey said, when they won the Carling Cup last year..that it was great, they got another three points. 

    I am sure neither was smart enough to look at the calendar when they set the date. There are only a couple of wedding weekends open to a baller and his Wag, so you get in early.  Look at the WWE last year (4 in 2 days)

  11. Anna says:

    that’s good, I really like them as a couple they’re cute lol but I hope her hiar will be done XD

  12. Lu says:

    POOR JOEY <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="zipper" style="border:0;" />

  13. joeycole<3 says:

    am so disapointed!!
    i thort/dreamed he wo gna leave tht bedhed 4 me
    damn it!!
    i bet he luks betta thn her on wedding
    coz hes sooo much mor betta lukin
    i wish him all the best thooo
    he’d b a great husband
    end of the day
    it all cums dwn to
    joe cole is fit!!
    congratualtions to him!
    sour grapes?

  14. RedGirl says:

    Setting the wedding date for the day before the Euro 2008 final just shows the faith that Joe Cole had in the team <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="tongue wink" style="border:0;" />…
    Oh well, at least there will be an english player leeving the country next summer <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="rolleyes" style="border:0;" />

  15. SuzyQ says:

    hmmm.. joe is looking rather fly in that pic! but i don’t really like his personality… can’t imagine what he and carly talk about at the dinner table… anyway!  i am sooooo looking forward to another WAG wedding… yee haw!

  16. Joyce says:

    DG son lo maximoooo!!!!

  17. Drug Addiction Treat says:

    It's already a pattern. Every celebrity starts from a very low level, becomes known over night and then ends up in a drug rehab center. Do they all have to do it?