November 3rd, 2011

John Carew & Hofit Golan: Out Of The Blue

Hofit Golan And John Carew arrive at the Grey Goose Winter Ball, to benefit the Elton John Aids Foundation. 29/10/2011. Image Credit: Getty Images.

John Carew has never been one to loll on the sidelines of snappy and stylish clothing choices. Not when cutoff denim and Fendi murses exist.

So while it’s hard for us to guesstimate when Carew ditched this maven of mismatchiness for yet another round of lust/love with socialite Hofit Golan, we realise it’s unequivocally impossible for this footballer (and others out there like him) to be out of our league. He’s wearing sunglasses at night for crying out loud. The only time a man should ever do that is when carrying a cane.

It’s a faux pas that’ll forever be way worse than the whole blue-carpet-on-blue-shiny-suit issue that he’s forcing. Not being funny, but if your man showed up to a charity function looking like a distant cousin of Willy Wonka, wouldn’t you break out the biggest can of whoop-ass in the history of whoop-assings? Kickettes, do you agree that Hofit deserves to win the Pulitzer Prize for Patience & Empathy once it’s created in 2018?

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4 Responses to “John Carew & Hofit Golan: Out Of The Blue”

  1. Smidge says:

    I think her dress is astoundingly awesome. He could have worked the hue in a different finish, and definitely not the teal shirt.

  2. Jenny says:

    Looks like he works at a hotel. How do these men make so many mistakes is beyond me. Have they ever picked up a GQ in their lives. Even politicians know how to wear a suit. Goodness me, small wonder David Beckhams get so much praise….he tries.

    As for her, nice fitting dress but perhaps in a different colour.

  3. adi says:

    Oddly enough, I think he actually looks good in the suit. Anyone else would probably look awful but he is working it.

  4. mata says:

    She gets no sympathy from me – judging by her Little Mermaid outfit I'm guessing she's the one who dressed him in the first place. Are they workin an aquarium theme, perhaps?