November 3rd, 2011
John Carew & Hofit Golan: Out Of The Blue
Hofit Golan And John Carew arrive at the Grey Goose Winter Ball, to benefit the Elton John Aids Foundation. 29/10/2011. Image Credit: Getty Images.
So while it’s hard for us to guesstimate when Carew ditched this maven of mismatchiness for yet another round of lust/love with socialite Hofit Golan, we realise it’s unequivocally impossible for this footballer (and others out there like him) to be out of our league. He’s wearing sunglasses at night for crying out loud. The only time a man should ever do that is when carrying a cane.
It’s a faux pas that’ll forever be way worse than the whole blue-carpet-on-blue-shiny-suit issue that he’s forcing. Not being funny, but if your man showed up to a charity function looking like a distant cousin of Willy Wonka, wouldn’t you break out the biggest can of whoop-ass in the history of whoop-assings? Kickettes, do you agree that Hofit deserves to win the Pulitzer Prize for Patience & Empathy once it’s created in 2018?