May 12th, 2010
John Terry Injures Foot During Training Today
Last night, John Terry and his wife Toni were out at a Chelsea Tickets For Troops dinner. This morning, he injured his foot in training. Chelsea reps have said that John is able to walk with a protective boot and will be getting the results of a scan tomorrow.
Not that we need to call attention to the minor event happening in a few weeks called the World Cup. Nopey nope nope, we don’t need to draw attention to that or the amount of injuries to players that have happened recently. Why? Because we’re too busy blasting Rescue Remedy down our throats at the speed of light and consulting astrologyzone.com to see what the future holds, that’s why.
Side note: The mercury retrograde is totally to blame for this ish.
Get well soon JT!
Update: contrary to fact-check fail/dramatic reports, JT has NOT broken his foot. It now appears that the injury isn’t serious enough to keep him out of the squad. Thank Iker for that.