September 23rd, 2008

John Terry: Clothes Not Required

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You know, there are many things we love about the beautiful game of football. This is one of our favourites: the players’ complete and utter lack of naked-shame. 

Consider what the normal behaviour would be if you were in the middle of getting dressed, arse-to-the-wind, and you were asked for a photo.  Surely you would request a moment or two to hitch up your shorts?

Not when you live in the wondrous soft-core universe of baller-world. They’re naked, or getting naked, or thinking about getting naked at least 75% of the day.  God bless ‘em.

image via the lovely JT crazies/stalkers/worshipers in the Chelsea Supporters Thread

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43 Responses to “John Terry: Clothes Not Required”

  1. Ottawa says:

    Sometimes you can never guess what some footballers look like under their jerseys or sweatpants. I am sure that they would be in tip top condition, but man, does John Terry put other men to shame. I wonder how much work he put in to make himself look that good. I am sure the ladies are loving this picture.

  2. TammyV says:

    Does someone wax his boy parts? Wow that is impressive all the way around

  3. TammyV says:

    Does someone wax his boy parts? Wow that is impressive all the way around

  4. P says:

    Oh Jt, you naughty chap. And I'm not complaining. :D

  5. TammyV says:

    Linz – do you have a subscription the chelsefc.com. They have footage of lamps basically naked in the shower and JT bringing the trophy into the shower room and dancing with it

  6. jt_crazy says:

    a friend told me she knows that video and Coley is there too, naked lol now we have a problem to get this ;-)

  7. Reds says:

    HAHAHA! What is he like?! Possibly the funniest footballer pic I've ever seen, especially as his expression makes it seem as though there's nothing strange about posing in your scanties.

  8. Genevieve Gourcuff says:

    BAHAHAHAHAHA! JT is too funny!! What’s with the look on his face? And what’s with asking someone to have a photo with you when they’re halfway through getting changed anyway?

  9. Becca says:

    thats how it should be in my opinion ;) .. and if i was me i'd be asking him to pull them down not up lol :P

  10. klyn312 says:

    nice tan lines Terry.

  11. TammyV says:

    Linz – do you have a subscription the chelsefc.com. They have footage of lamps basically naked in the shower and JT bringing the trophy into the shower room and dancing with it

  12. Elise says:

    Kickette, I think I’ve already said it all over on the Chelsea thread (and then some!), but it’s lovely to see my darling here on the front page in all his glory…or at least most of it anyway! LOL And ‘soft-core universe of baller-world’!! Love that! But if I could trade places with that lucky tshirt-wearing random it would become hard-core really, really fast! LOL Oh John…you are perfection!

  13. linz826 says:

    OMG i might…ican't remember, sometimes i log on and view the site and then go back later…omg i have to find that!!!! ahhh…u seriously just made my day! hmm…now i'll have to do some hunting around to find that! :)

  14. Johnna says:

    Ahhahahaahahaha that’s awesome that this pic is now on the front page. Thank you Kickette! Out where everyone can enjoy it.
    lovely JT crazies/stalkers/worshipers
    LOL I love it!

  15. linz826 says:

    I found this pic on the Center Circle site for JT last night and my jaw dropped so far down i thought someone would need to help me pick it back up…its now my facebook pic and i don't ever think i'm taking it down! Now only if we got one of these poses from Frank–my life would be complete (haha clearly it doesn't take much!;) )

  16. Elise says:

    LoveLamps, I've been having trouble breathing since last night when I first saw that pic! LOL

  17. Emily says:

    With a #### as big as the one John Terry has it makes me wonder why he doesn’t just pose naked! He her noting to be ashamed of, millions of women would gladly open their legs for him! I’m one of them!

  18. Ex-Mrs Keane, now Mr says:

    Yummy! Lurrrrve it!

  19. ^^K^^ says:

    I have never seen the John Terry sexyness, but after seeing this pic I must admit he’s got a nice body <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />

  20. BloomyBecks says:

    Wow, I didn’t know he had all that going on under the uniform.  I’d still need a bag for his head, but I do likee!

  21. Katta says:

    holy shit… everytime again a very nice picture

  22. JenFica says:

    Wow!!!!  I think I like “utter lack of naked-shame”!

  23. jt_crazy says:

    holy shit… everytime a very nice picture

  24. eRe says:

    Still love this pic. He's totally…*oh my god* I mean… I'm sure it's Lamps' influence, but in reverse – Lamps likes shorter shorts and tugs them up, and JT – more down.*hot, still hot* God bless them, as You said.

  25. mrscudicini says:

    *faints*

  26. emogenharris says:

    it's good if you ignore the face!

  27. Mrs. John Terry says:

    AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I… can't… breathe…

  28. Sarah says:

    Please, was he really THAT lazy not to pull up the other side of his shorts?? If I was the guy asking for a photo, I'd feel a bit uncomfortable. Even as me, I'd ask politely for him to pull his shorts up. If he refused, shove the photo ;) Ronaldo would have been more friendly and decent. And that's saying something :P

  29. aristeia says:

    *sneaks in amongst the Chelsea girls for a look* *whistles nonchalantly* *eyes bug out of head* Must not look. Nnnnnn. Oh dear.

  30. HoneyBee says:

    OMG!WOW!What a wonderful pick of John-only thing that is wrong with it is the fact that I'm not next to John!Wonderful!He just looks so hot.Oh my!Thank you-Chelsea thread(proud to be your member)&Kickette.

  31. mrs jt ;) says:

    ahh why have you waited so long to show me this picture, it made my day ;) if only i could catch john in this semi-naked stage…

  32. Katie-Patie says:

    The discomfort just oooozes outta that dudes face, whereas John looks like its natural to have a pic taken with a fan with your crackers showing!! Bizare! Not loving the bald as a coot look either. yuk

  33. Boston Red says:

    Yum-o! I'd still need to put a bag over his head though to forget who is actually is…

  34. TammyV says:

    Elise, I went to look at it looks like they took it down.. it was part of the throphy for the first Prem title.. There was so naked Paulo and Petr as well

  35. LoveLamps says:

    Elise, are you breathing? I'm crushing hard on JT right now. Lamps will understand. He loves him too! :)

  36. linz826 says:

    tammyv i am registered…if you find that again could you send me the link or post it—i will love you forever…not that i don't already since you told me about it. haha

  37. FirstTeamCoach says:

    Although not a JT fan, even I can appreciate the finer aspects of this photo. Thank you kickette

  38. Venice says:

    Too bad he’s a butterface :-(

  39. TammyV says:

    It is like 20 minutes long and 20 is in a towel for a while talking while brushing his teeth, lamps is being lamps. It is good times.. if I can find it again I will…it was before the lastes revamp

  40. TammyV says:

    Elise, I went to look at it looks like they took it down.. it was part of the throphy for the first Prem title.. There was so naked Paulo and Petr as well

  41. TammyV says:

    It is like 20 minutes long and 20 is in a towel for a while talking while brushing his teeth, lamps is being lamps. It is good times.. if I can find it again I will…it was before the lastes revamp

  42. Elise says:

    I would love to see Frank naked in the shower and John joining him there, dancing with his ‘trophy’! LOL Seriously though, Tammy, I thought I’d seen every video on the Chelsea site, but I don’t remember that one, and it definitely sounds like something I wouldn’t forget if I’d seen it! lol Do you remember which trophy that would have been so I can search by date?

  43. FootballerChick43 - "Mrs.Ballack" says:

    I’m okay with that, actually. Lol.