September 23rd, 2008
John Terry: Clothes Not Required
You know, there are many things we love about the beautiful game of football. This is one of our favourites: the players’ complete and utter lack of naked-shame.
Consider what the normal behaviour would be if you were in the middle of getting dressed, arse-to-the-wind, and you were asked for a photo. Surely you would request a moment or two to hitch up your shorts?
Not when you live in the wondrous soft-core universe of baller-world. They’re naked, or getting naked, or thinking about getting naked at least 75% of the day. God bless ‘em.

Sometimes you can never guess what some footballers look like under their jerseys or sweatpants. I am sure that they would be in tip top condition, but man, does John Terry put other men to shame. I wonder how much work he put in to make himself look that good. I am sure the ladies are loving this picture.
Does someone wax his boy parts? Wow that is impressive all the way around
Does someone wax his boy parts? Wow that is impressive all the way around
Oh Jt, you naughty chap. And I'm not complaining.
Linz – do you have a subscription the chelsefc.com. They have footage of lamps basically naked in the shower and JT bringing the trophy into the shower room and dancing with it
a friend told me she knows that video and Coley is there too, naked lol now we have a problem to get this
HAHAHA! What is he like?! Possibly the funniest footballer pic I've ever seen, especially as his expression makes it seem as though there's nothing strange about posing in your scanties.
BAHAHAHAHAHA! JT is too funny!! What’s with the look on his face? And what’s with asking someone to have a photo with you when they’re halfway through getting changed anyway?
thats how it should be in my opinion
.. and if i was me i'd be asking him to pull them down not up lol
nice tan lines Terry.
Linz – do you have a subscription the chelsefc.com. They have footage of lamps basically naked in the shower and JT bringing the trophy into the shower room and dancing with it
Kickette, I think I’ve already said it all over on the Chelsea thread (and then some!), but it’s lovely to see my darling here on the front page in all his glory…or at least most of it anyway! LOL And ‘soft-core universe of baller-world’!! Love that! But if I could trade places with that lucky tshirt-wearing random it would become hard-core really, really fast! LOL Oh John…you are perfection!
OMG i might…ican't remember, sometimes i log on and view the site and then go back later…omg i have to find that!!!! ahhh…u seriously just made my day! hmm…now i'll have to do some hunting around to find that!
Ahhahahaahahaha that’s awesome that this pic is now on the front page. Thank you Kickette! Out where everyone can enjoy it.
lovely JT crazies/stalkers/worshipers
LOL I love it!
I found this pic on the Center Circle site for JT last night and my jaw dropped so far down i thought someone would need to help me pick it back up…its now my facebook pic and i don't ever think i'm taking it down! Now only if we got one of these poses from Frank–my life would be complete (haha clearly it doesn't take much!;) )
LoveLamps, I've been having trouble breathing since last night when I first saw that pic! LOL
With a #### as big as the one John Terry has it makes me wonder why he doesn’t just pose naked! He her noting to be ashamed of, millions of women would gladly open their legs for him! I’m one of them!
Yummy! Lurrrrve it!
I have never seen the John Terry sexyness, but after seeing this pic I must admit he’s got a nice body <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />
Wow, I didn’t know he had all that going on under the uniform. I’d still need a bag for his head, but I do likee!
holy shit… everytime again a very nice picture
Wow!!!! I think I like “utter lack of naked-shame”!
holy shit… everytime a very nice picture
Still love this pic. He's totally…*oh my god* I mean… I'm sure it's Lamps' influence, but in reverse – Lamps likes shorter shorts and tugs them up, and JT – more down.*hot, still hot* God bless them, as You said.
*faints*
it's good if you ignore the face!
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I… can't… breathe…
Please, was he really THAT lazy not to pull up the other side of his shorts?? If I was the guy asking for a photo, I'd feel a bit uncomfortable. Even as me, I'd ask politely for him to pull his shorts up. If he refused, shove the photo
Ronaldo would have been more friendly and decent. And that's saying something
*sneaks in amongst the Chelsea girls for a look* *whistles nonchalantly* *eyes bug out of head* Must not look. Nnnnnn. Oh dear.
OMG!WOW!What a wonderful pick of John-only thing that is wrong with it is the fact that I'm not next to John!Wonderful!He just looks so hot.Oh my!Thank you-Chelsea thread(proud to be your member)&Kickette.
ahh why have you waited so long to show me this picture, it made my day
if only i could catch john in this semi-naked stage…
The discomfort just oooozes outta that dudes face, whereas John looks like its natural to have a pic taken with a fan with your crackers showing!! Bizare! Not loving the bald as a coot look either. yuk
Yum-o! I'd still need to put a bag over his head though to forget who is actually is…
Elise, I went to look at it looks like they took it down.. it was part of the throphy for the first Prem title.. There was so naked Paulo and Petr as well
Elise, are you breathing? I'm crushing hard on JT right now. Lamps will understand. He loves him too!
tammyv i am registered…if you find that again could you send me the link or post it—i will love you forever…not that i don't already since you told me about it. haha
Although not a JT fan, even I can appreciate the finer aspects of this photo. Thank you kickette
Too bad he’s a butterface
It is like 20 minutes long and 20 is in a towel for a while talking while brushing his teeth, lamps is being lamps. It is good times.. if I can find it again I will…it was before the lastes revamp
Elise, I went to look at it looks like they took it down.. it was part of the throphy for the first Prem title.. There was so naked Paulo and Petr as well
It is like 20 minutes long and 20 is in a towel for a while talking while brushing his teeth, lamps is being lamps. It is good times.. if I can find it again I will…it was before the lastes revamp
I would love to see Frank naked in the shower and John joining him there, dancing with his ‘trophy’! LOL Seriously though, Tammy, I thought I’d seen every video on the Chelsea site, but I don’t remember that one, and it definitely sounds like something I wouldn’t forget if I’d seen it! lol Do you remember which trophy that would have been so I can search by date?
I’m okay with that, actually. Lol.