October 14th, 2008

John Terry: Glutes to the Wind

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image courtesy of ZUMAPRESS/KEYSTONE Press

Best. Job. Ever.

Why is there not a higher ratio of women to men in the sports medicine/doctoring of footballer bottoms category of career?  Very curious.

We’d like to devote more time to unearthing this mystery, but we’ve a stack of forms from our local hospital intern program to fill out. Must dash.

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73 Responses to “John Terry: Glutes to the Wind”

  1. Zack says:

    I don't either wear glasses or sunglasses.

  2. Kat says:

    Okay, that's half an ass, but still a nice one from JT. Not as hot as Petr's (which I've seen in Blue Revolution, and even then, it was a peek-a-boo shot), but it's still good.

  3. TIA says:

    na, i want glasses tho, lol!

  4. mizz_monkee637 says:

    unfortunately i inherited my mom’s acute nearsightedness in addition to the abuse my eyes take due to my constant reading.

  5. Anna (Frau Manuel Neuer) says:

    dude, I SWEAR I hadn’t noticed mikel’s presence until you girls pointed it out.

  6. Kimi says:

    Yep, but only when I’m watching TV, reading a book or in class. I’m near sighted Oh & I’ve been wearing it for like…7 years?

  7. Mrs. John Terry says:

    Elise, Johanna and I have already been queuing for a nurse job (as JT is injured at present). But I agree with you truly thata: I’d rather become his missus.

  8. elixangurl223 says:

    V haha me too! But I look helllllla nerdy with the stylish ones. LOL.

  9. Becca says:

    Was this against aston villa?
    I was there!! I saw it, but i was too far away to get a good veiw! Tyhis has made my day :D haha

  10. TammyV says:

    oh and JT, thanks for waxing… that could have been a vile pic had you not.. Once again, MAN-SCAPING IS IMPORTANT!

  11. mrscudicini says:

    *faints* (again- oh JT, JT, yes, of course I will abandon Carlo for you- you didn’t have to get naked in public to prove your love…)

  12. TammyV says:

    The best part of the picture is JOM, laughing his own ass off at the sight. Oh JT, how you are so willing to suffer humilation for our entertainment, thank you!

    Erin, they are checking his lower back spasms.

  13. carly says:

    Also notice the look on Obi Mikel’s face :D

  14. carly says:

    Oh no, no, Kickette! I will be getting the job ;)

  15. chanman says:

    I wear them to look smart when I'm really not 0_0

  16. Joyceeee says:

    im far sighted. cus my mom tells me so i can see cars coming when im at a crosswalk xD

  17. Zatil says:

    O.M.G. *faints*

  18. chanman says:

    I wear them to look smart when I’m really not 0_0

  19. HoneyBee says:

    ltg-I have noticed you like interesting angles.Our world would be so much better if you were there to catch all of them.Oh how I envy that man for touching John's bum!Oh!

  20. elixangurl223 says:

    Yep, farsighted.

  21. TammyV says:

    There is a lot of waxing or shaving… it is not a full wax job but he has manscaped.. it would be a lot weedlike

  22. TammyV says:

    There is a lot of waxing or shaving… it is not a full wax job but he has manscaped.. it would be a lot weedlike

  23. TammyV says:

    oh and JT, thanks for waxing… that could have been a vile pic had you not.. Once again, MAN-SCAPING IS IMPORTANT!

  24. TammyV says:

    The best part of the picture is JOM, laughing his own ass off at the sight. Oh JT, how you are so willing to suffer humilation for our entertainment, thank you! Erin, they are checking his lower back spasms.

  25. carly says:

    Also notice the look on Obi Mikel's face :D

  26. carly says:

    Oh no, no, Kickette! I will be getting the job ;)

  27. Joyceeee says:

    im far sighted. cus my mom tells me so i can see cars coming when im at a crosswalk xD

  28. linz826 says:

    ok and stupid me–i just looked on the pic, i didn't actually CLICK on it—oh HOLY CRAP…that is very very zoomed in…thank you again Kickette for making my day :)

  29. Johnna says:

    Damn why couldn't we get a frontal pic of that?

  30. Elise says:

    He couldn't pull those shorts any lower without full disclosure! *pauses to try to normalise breathing* And if you haven't clicked on the pic…well, it's enormous. And Tammy, I was thinking that John doesn't wax. I think the enlarged pic shows this. *pauses again, grabs edges of desk to remain upright* And now I must go and spend some time alone with this pic! lol

  31. Elise says:

    OH GOD. *passes out*

  32. uneditedmara says:

    O.O
    Don’t you just wanna sink your teeth into the part where the muscles of his top butt bunch together? *bites knuckles*
    DEYUM!

  33. Dreamgirl says:

    Hi FTC. Nice to se you around so early. I can’t get into the community either.
    Kickette HELP!!!!

  34. FirstTeamCoach says:

    I cant see any comments and cant get into the community *weeps*  Not even able to sign in.  Kickette any problems?

  35. Dreamgirl says:

    I can’t see any comment boxes. Is it just me?

  36. michelle says:

    one of my close friends is in sports medicine.. apparently pro teams are very, very reluctant to hire woman, for obvious reasons.

  37. SAMOAN_CRIP says:

    i do im near sided crip nation

  38. newbiehere says:

    seems like the majority of you guys wear glasses :)

  39. RedEagle865 says:

    I only really wear sunglasses.

  40. skrr18 says:

    look at my picture. i nearsighted

  41. M-Z says:

    yeah and i wear it for far sight… because i have a bad eye sight

  42. katorina says:

    Yes. I have astigmatism and I'm farsighted.

  43. eRe says:

    sweet baby Jesus..!!! *fans herself* I'm dead. It's official. *enlarges pic and dies again* *and again*

  44. elixangurl223 says:

    LOL omfg same goes for me Akimi!

  45. truly_thata says:

    Best JOB??? Not really, but becoming Toni Poole is the best job. XD

  46. Romaine says:

    i wear glasses only when im not wearing my contacts. and im usally wearing my contacts all the time except for when i sleep i wear them for nearsightedness @_@

  47. LynxKitten says:

    I doubt anyone's hiring women for this purpose, we all know how skanky some ballers are!

  48. v1 says:

    i wear them for nearsightedness.

  49. Gract says:

    i wear glasses cuz i'm near sighted

  50. RRRRRRR says:

    Hardly wear mine anymore but they are for my astigmatism

  51. Soup says:

    ahha mmeee 3! except i would only wear them if i slept over someones house and took a shower.

  52. Alec says:

    do contacts count?

  53. O-double-L-y says:

    only sunglasses.

  54. mariaa says:

    Nope, however, I really like the way they look on (most) people and have thought about buying fake ones just for style. Hahaha. xD

  55. Popcorn Boii says:

    i wear them cuz they make me look smarter xD

  56. HelVox says:

    Rarely because mine don't fit me but for looking farrr awya

  57. Victoria says:

    yea, I wear classes. I used to think they were cool, so I just sat right by the tv all day long. lol.. bad idea. I wear it every day, everywhere. except when I sleep or shower. I'm so tired of it.. hehe. contacts are too expensive as well as medical solutions. lol

  58. Cliffycliffz says:

    fashion. only not really…

  59. FootballerChick43 - says:

    *Falls over laughing* That really makes me want to consider a career in sports medicine. And you're right – the best part of the pic is JOM.

  60. linz826 says:

    my jaw just dropped 10 feet…holy crap!

  61. Erin says:

    ROFL!!!! What in the world could he be doing back there??

  62. lose that girl says:

    The thousands of fans at this match really weren't doing their job — where ARE the photos on the 'net of this *ahem* procedure being done? We should have shots for all sorts of interesting angles. lose that girl blog

  63. JB says:

    hehe….methinks John Obi is trying to concentrate a little too hard on his boots. Clearly, he wants to peek.

  64. Kimi says:

    Haha yeah, I used to think glasses were cool too….sigh I sometimes wear them when I shower….just in case..if there’s a ghost in the bathroom o_O;;

  65. joey cole's girl =P says:

    haha this picture is by far the best picture of the month. why doent joey take pictures like this?

  66. Moonie says:

    I guess there aren’t many women doing it cos for every job you get looking at hot ballers a***s you’ll also get half a dozen more massaging the likes of Tevez’s groin!!

  67. lissette13 says:

    Nice Acce JT . That make me question my moms career choice. Why the hell did she want to be nurse. I should have been a nurse, she always tells me that she meets a lot of hot dudes but she doesn’t pay attention cus their young 4 her. tanx mom

  68. PlavaDiva says:

    This is wrong in so many ways!

  69. Victoria says:

    yea, I wear classes. I used to think they were cool, so I just sat right by the tv all day long. lol.. bad idea. I wear it every day, everywhere. except when I sleep or shower. I’m so tired of it.. hehe. contacts are too expensive as well as medical solutions. lol

  70. Cliffycliffz says:

    fashion. only not really…

  71. Gract says:

    i wear glasses cuz i’m near sighted

  72. LoveLamps says:

    Holy Jesus, Mary and Joseph! *THUD* I have been crushing on JT for some time now, but really Kickette, this is too much for me. Elise, are you still alive? If this were Frank, I’d be dead. Seriously. *THUD*

  73. lose that girl says:

    Yes, HoneyBee …you are correct. Interesting angles are what it’s all about! :)

    Isn’t this job already ‘held’ by Elise? I thought so!

    lose that girl blog