May 16th, 2011
Jose Mourinho: Cropped Top
Image via Angel Martinez/Getty Images Europe
Forgive us for not commenting on The Special One’s hair situ until now. We were doing other important things like rearranging the furniture at HQ and discussing our favorite new pedicure shades for summer (OPI’s Big Hair…Big Nails, btw).
We think Jose’s hair is directly proportional to the inner workings of his mad scientist-like mind. The more unkempt the hair is, the more unkempt the Jose is.
Can we assume that his new close-cropped Clooneyesque do is a sign that TSO has mellowed with the end of the season looming? Is he preparing for his summer holidays by removing some bulk from his dome? It’s too tough to call. One thing we’re sure of, though, is that it’s never a bad thing to look like less of a crazy person.
Any additional theories on Jose’s barnet we failed to consider?