September 19th, 2007

Jose Mourinho: Buh Bye Chelsea

Wow.  Chelsea without Jose Mourinho?  That’s un-possible.

The man who once declared himself as the “Special One” has left Stamford Bridge. 

Apparently Jose texted several of his players to tell them that he was outtie after a series of crisis talks with Chelsea went nowhere. 

What will the boys in blue do without their arrogant, salt ‘n pepper haired shot-caller? Are there any Chelsea-flavoured Kickettes out there feeling the pain of this announcement?

We know there are many undercover Mourinho lusters who will not take the news lightly.  This leads to the most pressing matter: with Jose out of the Premier League (for now), who is the hottest manager on the pitch?

Link: Chelsea Confirm Mourinho Departure


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25 Responses to “Jose Mourinho: Buh Bye Chelsea”

  1. Cesc_gal says:

    Luvd Him mn! E wz prpa class & wa a personality.. It wznt evry1z cup ov tea bt it wz defo myn Lol
    BRING HIM BK Lol xxxx

  2. Not many men have given me as much joy as Mourinho, I have to say.
    Living in Portugal, I'll still have massive doses of him wherever I go, but it'll never be as media-friendly as it was in EPL. It's a shame.

  3. EPL says:

    what a pitty!!!

  4. Emma says:

    Yep, agreed that Roy Keane is now the hottest Premiership manager, even though there’s a huuuuuuuuge gap between him and Mourinho.

    A picture tribute to the Sex God:…

  5. carly says:

    Not many men have given me as much joy as Mourinho, I have to say.
    Living in Portugal, I’ll still have massive doses of him wherever I go, but it’ll never be as media-friendly as it was in EPL. It’s a shame.

  6. AnnaD says:

    bah ha ha ha ha ha *falls on floor laughing*

    finally, we are rid of this arrogant, self-important little wally…he thought his poop smelled of roses and now he’s out of a job!!!!

    i’m laughing so hard, i swear a little pee just came out

  7. LoveLamps says:

    Pau, I feel your pain!  This was among the most devastating news of the week for me and now rumors are afloat that Frank is LEAVING England to go to Italy.  Roman Moneybags is the DEVIL!!!

    PS – Totally yes to Keane as the hottest manager still standing.  Granted a distant second to the sexy Jose, but still a looker.

  8. Emma says:

    I am absolutely heartbroken. Jose was one of the best things about the Premiership, and always made me smile no matter what he said. Did all those moments of temper tantrums, power slides onto the grass and riling fans of other teams count for nothing?

    Sigh. I love you Jose. I loved you.

  9. Tres Bien says:

    After a spontaneous week holiday, I’m back and definitely needed to respond to this…

    I was absolutely devastated/flabbergasted/gobsmacked after hearing this.  Chelsea and the premiership will not be the same at all without him.  It’s so very unfortunate; I had the chance to talk to him before and he lived and breathed for Chelsea and his players.  He will be sorely missed.  I just hope wherever he pops up next, we’ll still have the pleasure of hearing his quirky comments.

  10. Charlotte ;; says:

    To Be Honest .. I Dont Really Care Lol
    He Was Never One Of The Hottest Managers On The Picth AnyWay So We Wont Be Missing AnyThing..
    I Always Liked Chris Coleman Whoo Used To Manage Bolton Or Something But He Was Sacked Lol

  11. Cate says:


    I… I…

    I don’t think I can even express myself in words.

  12. sandra says:

    ohhh i’ll miss him so much, he really was a hottest manager(: chelsea will never be the same again…

    yeah! i also vote for keane, he’s hot too:)

  13. Becca x says:

    As A Chelsea Fan I Have To Say That I Will Dearly Miss The Special One <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="gulp" style="border:0;" />.. He Has Made Chelsea A Better Team And Winning Us The Premiership Twice And Giving Chelsea Their Best Two Seasons So Far. He Is Irreplacable. And He Was The Best Looking And Dressed Manager And Now Keane Will The Best Looking In The Premiership (But I Dont Find WEither Of Them Attractive Because I Am Only 13) Jose Was The Best Manager! Why Did He Leave?Silly Man…

  14. S A R A H ;; says:

    Ohh My God!!.. I Am So Feling The Pain Of This Announcement! If He Goes To A Different Team, He Might Take Frank Lapard And John Terry With Him :o :o :o
    I Cant Believe What He Has Done :(
    Stupid, Stupid Man

  15. Candace says:

    WOOOHOOO!  I’m glad he’s gone!  The most self-righteous, pompous person in footy, I think he gave Chelsea a bad name and this is coming from a United fan…BuBye Mourinho! Maybe he can go to another team and make them naive!

  16. suzyQ says:

    So sad to see Jose go! Chelsea without him will never be the same… I’m not a Chelsea fan, but for the sheer entertainment factor, the EPL neeeeeeeeds him!

  17. Pau says:

    noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! this can

  18. freddiegirl says:

    I am an Arsenal and West Ham fan (gosh darn it; that whole WHFC thing is Freddie’s fault!)  and I will miss Jose.  He will be missed; he was the perfect villain.  Ther EPL will be a much poorer place without him.

    Best of luck wherever he goes.

  19. Laurie says:

    SO pissed. Love Mourinho! SAD! I am sure I express many people’s feelings on this, too.
    . . .
    Well, at least the prediction I made last summer about Man U taking the title looks more likely to come true.

  20. emmetbeth says:

    I cant believe it! Roman how COULD you??

  21. Robin says:

    I am a die hard Red fan but the EPL with no Jose? Its just not right. The man was incomparable suaveness. Oh I’m going to miss him. I hope he goes somewhere I still get to watch.
    And I vote Keane as well. His was the first name that popped into my head.

  22. Tammyv says:

    I am devistated and not even a Chelsea fan but god he is fun to watch! Plus he regularly gives man-on-man love to his boys.  Who will hug JT and Lamps when things go wrong and who will wear the coat like he does.

    Like Ally, I have go with Keano which as a Manc hating Newcastle fan is really hard with him being sunderland’s coach and all..granted my apprication of Keano is partly due to that dirtiness forbiddenness

    Seriously I am not ok with no Jose…

  23. Ally says:

    The hottest manager now that Jose has departed us (sadly, for he was amazingly hot)?

    Most definitely Roy Keane. Hot, not that old, dresses smartly (in his suit), has a great sense of humour,  was a great player and shaping up thus far to be a pretty decent manager. He’s not quite as arrogant or nonchalant, but he’s most definitely hot.

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