December 23rd, 2009

Hottie or Nottie: Kaka

KakaPreviously unmatched in the sleek and stylishly adorable category, we fear that Kaka’s aesthetic appeal is fading – and fast.

If worn right, we are fans of messy hair, but this fringe just screams “Middle School dance”. It looks like Kaka’s turtleneck ate his neck and has his face as its next target. And the smoking jacket/sweater? Meant for a 90-year-old with a pipe on a porch.

We tried to brush this faux-paus off as a one-time deal, but seriously: how did we go from this to the present moment? Perhaps loving Cristiano taxes the fashion/style nerves.

Do tell: how does the Brazilian talent rate for you? We still love, but our worry-flags are flying high.

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63 Responses to “Hottie or Nottie: Kaka”

  1. follower says:

    Hottest/cutest man in the universe imo, and i watch all sorts of football with hotties such as Torres/ronaldo/iker. but i have to say Kaka has always been the sexiest player i’ve set my eyes upon x

  2. freddiegirl says:

    The ‘Jesus Freak’ factor alone kinda makes him a nottie for me. He’s cute but I never really got him…I’d rather have C. Ron at least he looks like he’d be more fun..

    I can’t believe I just admitted that….

    • NinyaC says:

      That's what made me a fan of Kaka :D Lately, Cron in Real Madrid is winning me over and making me a fan.

  3. hoda says:

    kaka is good looking but ..i cant say easily..he is not my type and somehow so posetive…i like more naughty boys..someone like cesc or cristiano!!

    and as a united fan i never forget manutd match vs milan where he scored!!

  4. apple says:

    I'd still do him..

    I think he even looks better then when he had that short hair and stupid grin.. Sometime the bad style is the good style (read: Johnny Depp)

  5. Anya says:

    He always looked good but never turned me on.

    Don't know why. Cute smile, hot body but "something" is definitely missing.

  6. kaka's#1fan says:

    kaka’s a hottie no matter wat he wears. caroline is the luckiest lady on earth.he’s the perfect guy , looks fabulous, is talented & loves his lady……muahhhhhhhh KAKA.<3 U.

  7. Lenny says:

    You can see from the video. Cristiano ronaldo and kaka is a hot couple..

    http://soccerupdated.com/2009/12/26/video-kaka-ro…

    Yes Jackie they are the 2 hottest footballers on the planet.

  8. NinyaC says:

    My heart belongs to this man so no matter what he does I'd still find him cute and adorable! Just that smile makes me go "awww."

    So definitely a hottie for moi.

  9. CharmingNicky says:

    Kaka’s one of those men who just look amazing always. So def a HOTTIE forever. He got the most classic beautiful face. A dream.

  10. Maggie says:

    Oh yes, he still is quite the looker in my opinion. :) <3

  11. bunny says:

    I think he is trying out a "new" look, but it totally doesn't suit him. I've never seen him in this kind of hair style before and tbh it looks kind of plain,,, and stupid :/

    He was a sex god with Milan like season 02/03 04/05 06/07 but it seems he's kinda lost it now :S

    In R madrid, he looks slow and sluggish on the field, and tbh, i think he's gained a bit of weight. Hopefully he reverts back to his old familliar style (cute, boyish), and changes his dress sense and hairstyle

  12. footballlover says:

    he is a hottie n will always be 1…..

  13. Merel says:

    Kaka is a nottie. I never got him.

  14. Pamela says:

    Yeah I agree that now in R.Madrid he looks like he's a suburban dad who plays some footy on the side, but he's only 27. We need to see more action from him, more sexiness. I wanna see some fashion sexy Kaka!

  15. Darry says:

    Oh i don’t know what to say Kaka just look sad, so sad since he leave Milan, and I’m a Milan supporter so i still miss him like crazy :(

  16. mertz says:

    my heart belongs to iker, but i admit to growing up and imagining myself as kaka's one an only. i don't think this picture does him justice (aside from the scruffy puppy dog confused look), but based on my young love i have to say hottie!

  17. c9 says:

    Kaka how I adore your puppy dog look. A little frumpy in this pic, but, he still gets my hottie vote anytime :)

  18. Der Lutscher says:

    I think his style is tolerable (nothing much to me, because at most photoshoots he is "styled", it's not his own idea anyway), and he is rather good looking naturally, but I have a Champions League sticker album (guilty pleasure) and his Real photo can make you flinch, Ladies) "Document photo" doesn't quite say it)

  19. HiL says:

    personally he’s not doing it for me. his smile is cute though

  20. ba says:

    i like him but it’s a nottie for me…moreove he is always a nottie, he have many unflattering pictures that hurt to see..whatever he’s still cute :)

  21. MissusVilla says:

    Hottie. BUT as Liverpool supporter, I hate AC Milan and I hate Real Madrid. So it’s all physical for me.

  22. kellybsblover says:

    What?! Kaka is always hot in my eyes, I swear even when he's with a group of people my eyes are drawn to him directly.

  23. Mila says:

    Kaka continues to dress like suburban dad. I think someone at Milan was helping him dress. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cue7z5MtXJQ&fe…

    Frankly, as long as he doesn't take advice from any of the Real Madrid boys I am quite content with this look. Because he could seriously dress worse if he did take their advice. (And I am saying this as a Madridista!)

  24. Hp says:

    LOL, leave the guy alone, he’s a normal guy who happens to be a footballer, and its what kids do to you. It’s probably his lazy clothes.
    C.Ron, is too pretty that its become repulsive. Too much tan, C.Rons become hideous.

  25. Dana says:

    Nottie for me. I´m AC Milan Fan.

  26. agger♥lover says:

    sure jesus is taking his revenge on poor kaka's face and fashion sense but everyone else looked mih so kaka won… for me atleast. anyone notice messi and hernandez dressed the same freaking way????? but anyhoo.. back to kaka he's always a hottie except for when he puts that crappy hair product in his hair ……… then we have a problem.

  27. Redgirl says:

    Oh dear. Not just worry-flags – just don't rate anymore. RIP sexy Jesus-freak, replaced by erm, gormless fashion-free freak.

  28. caitanya says:

    that is such an unflattering picture of him! i've seen better of him since he's been with RM, but at the same time on the purely professional level, he's not getting much time on the pitch it seems, doesn't it? And he's playing relatively mediocre, which is a pity.

    In any case, he has never been one of my faves, but he is still cute, despite his disheveled, dazed and confused look as of late.

    • Der Lutscher says:

      It feels like no one who moved to RM over the summer has made much personal progress since( The club is a bit over crowded, so I guess they themselves are confused with whom to play here and there and there. That's not very positive news to me(

      • caitanya says:

        the problem is the management of the team. It is like being in a rock band, in my opinion: lead singers (forwards), guitarists (midfielders), and drummer (defense). RM management has tried to place too many lead singers on the team and neglected the rhythm beat section (defense). So now you have all these great lead singers and lead guitars competing with each other to try and outshine the other, so they have lost cohesion in many ways. It is a pity.

        • FootballerChick43 - says:

          I love this metaphor. It's the best one I have heard.

          And I completely agree with everything you've just said.

  29. Debbie says:

    I adore Ricky but I fear ever since he left Milan and the fashionable Milano his fashion style has lowered. But hell is still hot as hell

  30. Rocanlover says:

    Crazy Wife they say?….I bet its the kid and the wife and the fact that Mialn sold him in a second even when he DIDnt want to go that has him looking tired and in need of a NAP.

    Still there will only be one Kaka,His hot (just loose the sweater)OHH and Borrow Cristianos 10000euro eye cream and he should be fine!!

  31. Nelly says:

    uhh i don’t wanna say this but it seems that Kaka lost of his fashions sent in Milan with the Armani crew, in madrid hi just look sad, i feel pity for him.

  32. Zo.acm says:

    I miss Milan kaka. He was like a model over there, in Madrid he's playing suburban dad who plays some footy on the side. He's an Armani ambassador, I don't get where all the beguiling charm went?!

    But, all said and done, he's still pretty as hell and I still cry silently when I see pictures of him and his lovely wife and son :(

  33. Riya (Come on you Reds!) says:

    Um after that one Armani photo shoot, Kaka will ALWAYS be a hottie. Seriously. No matter what. Just yum.

  34. Lolinha says:

    He’s cute. That baby face will probably age well and get even better over the years. I’ve always found him charming, in a sexless kind of way. He’s a nottie in my book. (And the wacky wife doesn’t help either.)

  35. tammyv says:

    Never does anything for me… he is cute in that way that kind of annoys me. His wife is cute in that way that I want to put on a shelf and smile at

  36. Venice says:

    He doesn’t look his best there, but come on, it’s Kaka! He’s always a hottie! And his brilliant twitter timeline just ups his sex appeal.

    • Venice says:

      Besides, I bet it's all because of his crazy wifey, I think he's holding up pretty well considering.

  37. FootballerChick43 - "Mrs.Ballack" says:

    The man could put on a Hanes sweatshirt, a hula skirt, Steve Madden heels, and have hair as long as Alex Gerrard’s and he would still be freaking sexy. I adore him. Obviously.

  38. bam! says:

    You know, I can look at him & see numerous reasons to not find him hot & yet the hotness persists for me.

    Do really like the hair here though, always liked when he grew the hair a bit.

  39. Sasha says:

    He looks JUST like my dad. For that reason, he’s a nottie.

  40. alessandra says:

    he so prettyyyyyy.*_*

  41. Sorry…. my affections are elsewhere. I’m sure someone loves him though!

  42. Lops says:

    Hate him :)

  43. Trisha ( Mrs Casillas) says:

    I think that he is feeling left out. He’s not getting enough hence the weird look!!! CR is getting all the attention at RM.

    Kaka we still love and adore you. You can go back to the handsome, charming man that you really are!!!

  44. jessiciris says:

    he`s a hottie!!!!!seriesly if take off all his clothes he has an awesome body dose the clothes really matter i think not!!!!!!!!!!

  45. Thea says:

    Just a nottie – plain and simple.

  46. shay says:

    He looks adorable as always.

  47. Ana:) says:

    Ergh….he's never done it for me looks wise! Bless him though, he's still a great player. I agree with Trisha (Mrs Casillas) he is feeling a bit left out. Someone needs to help him get a new wardrobe, he doesnt dress well sadly. =[

    • suzie says:

      He’s not really at the best club for someone to help with his wardrobe is he really.None of them dress well at real madrid…. except Xabi haha.

      • Ana:) says:

        Hahha yeah, we all love Xabi. What about his wife/girlfriend though? She should sort him out. lol I know I would.

      • Ana:) says:

        Hahha yeah, we all love Xabi. What about his wife/girlfriend though? She should sort him out. lol I know I would.

  48. Jackie says:

    I used to think that Kaka and Ronaldo were the hottest footballers around but now he has lost it. I can't remember when but I look at old photos and miss old Kaka.

    • Lex says:

      THIS (well, except for the Ronaldo part. :) ) Kaka was my #1 crush during WC 2006. Then he got married and had a kid, and it's all gone to hell. :(

      • Jackie says:

        I totally agree. He was so cute then he got married and all and then he lost it. During WC he was nice. Actually it was around 07/08 when he totally went down for me.