September 12th, 2011

Practically Pornographic: Karim Benzema

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We. Just. Kant.

And is that a Nelly song playing in the background?

We. Just. Kant.


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43 Responses to “Practically Pornographic: Karim Benzema”

  1. Alina says:

    some watch porn, I watch this.

  2. Barbra says:

    OMFG TELL ME WHAT THE NAME OF THIS SONG IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. someone who likes films and books says:

    LMAO this video wins in so many levels. Music, subject…. Amazing!

  4. Rezia says:

    Erm, is it me or he making sweet sweet love to the grass?

  5. Maya says:

    LOLL I'm sorry but I just burst out laughing at the video.. pornographic indeed

    madrid players don't do it for me. however, just mention Yoann's name and I won't be laughing anymore :D

  6. JaneSpotting says:

    Lasses..caught up with the hotness of Karim? Oh, you are so smart my fellow kickettes.

  7. Agnes Wonka says:

    Karim is so hot!! on so many levels! I just can't undersyand why some people don't find him attractive!!
    i dare them to watch this and not turn-on!

  8. Joan says:

    Have you seen short tent 0:52? :D

  9. Melissa says:

    I've been waiting for this to show up here! There's a gif of this somewhere that features some pretty delicious booty bouncing and an impressive short tent. What a hottie Karim is. Hala Madrid baby, hala Madrid.

    Ah, here it is……

  10. J85 says:

    i want to be that grass.

  11. Carolé says:

    What a bootay @ 1:05! Higuain has some serious competition going on.. ;)
    @ 1:09 He's like:" yeah, I know the pervs at kickette are watching.. xD "

  12. Reegeez says:


  13. EspePique says:

    think I got a female boner

  14. Gooner1 says:

    he's the hottest shet i've ever seen, gonna start watchin more real madrid games, but would love for him to come to arsenal, then i could watch him all the time baby :)

  15. camille says:

    what the fluff was this about?!!!???!?!?!?!

  16. earidurt says:

    SEXY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i have been waiting for a benzema post like this! thank you kickette for getting me all hot and bothered!!

  17. gillianrosh says:

    Oh. God.

    Karim, please show us more of that sexy smile.

  18. chay says:

    omg, the naughty things i thought … he should be doing some of those moves in my bed :-P

    karim is one super hot froggie–probably the hottest. what a nose!!!

  19. Melanieee. says:

    what a sex beast.

  20. anna says:

    The more reason why Yoann should get healthy as soon as possible and join the France NT.

  21. Claudia says:

    Keep up the good work, Karim! You used to be so lazy… I'm so glad you've changed.

  22. Amy says:

    Oh mahhhh gahhhhh. In my opinion, Karim has the best body in the entire world (I like 'em long and lean, what can I say?) and after watching this… DROOL. Thanks, Kickette!

  23. DebS says:

    that's not a Nelly song, Kickette.

    Karim <3 now we know how he gets those abs O_o

  24. littlegreenpea says:

    wtf….? I'm not complaining or anything, but… who made this video and what was their intention??

  25. Stella says:

    Our perfect War Kitten is on fire, like always. Just love Karim. Hala Madrid!!!

  26. anne says:

    Aaaaand….add to favorites :D . Thanks Kickette!

  27. Now @ says:

    Kickette I' am so jealous of his girlfriend ah dios mios can you just imagine?!!!!!!!

  28. Lily says:

    Sometimes I wonder what really goes on during those training sessions.

  29. Gladys says:

    He is a adorable but this video is a little weird. I mean it looks like something a fan would make yet it seems to be from the French NT. WTF?! Did Benz approve this? He seems like he'd be embarrassed by it.

    • Sarah, Madrid says:

      He is a shy player and very cooool person, I don't get why him from all the French team, yes he lost weight and became hotter, but they could have chosen adil rami :p

      • Bri says:

        Amen Sistah! <3 Adil, but if it was him I also don't know if I would have lasted through the whole video before turning into a puddle on the floor…but I am more than willing to find out.

        • Mrs. Q.Borri says:

          OMG!!!! Me too, Amen to you too!!
          I can even imagine him doing things like that.. I think I wouldnt last but I will be willing to find out too, I imagine the tittle of the post:
          'Adil Rami: Practically Pornografic'

          Wao, Amen again y que Dios lo bendiga!!!! :D

          • xxxo says:

            I agree. I totally can see that he finds it embarrassing somehow ^^. But isnt that just SO sweet?! He´s shy and critical with himself. Lovely. Not to mention unbearably hot of course. My facial expression while watching the video was a mixture of these like this–> :O & *.* I´ve never found a footie sexier than Benz.

  30. soocccer mum says:


  31. Kick IT says:

    aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh my vid :)

    and dont forget 00:52….. one lucky guy!… jackpoootttt!

    oohh yes it is a good feeling to use men as sexual objects



  32. Sarah, Madrid says:

    I can't believe it, I saw this video before, but after the pornographic, I literately burst into tears laughing, oh kickette dirty minds, unbelievable! Gracias ladies…

  33. Sergz says:

    I lol'd at 0:28