April 12th, 2012

Karim Benzema: Sexiest National Team Player, So Says A Bunch Of Swingers

Image is old. Like early 2011 old. But would you look at those puppy dog eyes!

Our mates over at PasseenProfondeur.fr came to us with some interesting awards-related news this afternoon, and we felt guilty about keeping it all to ourselves. In a totally unscientific and systematically corrupt survey, Karim Benzema beat out his fellow internationals – namely Alou Diarra and Hugo Lloris – by a slim 19% majority to be crowned the sexiest French NT player by FirstAffair.fr.

A swingers-friendly website. Yes, it’s true. Look it up yourselves if you don’t believe us, but don’t be alarmed by the cheesy, soft core porn photos destined for the cover of Danielle Steel’s next novel that may pop up along the way.

Congrats, Karim…? We think?

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43 Responses to “Karim Benzema: Sexiest National Team Player, So Says A Bunch Of Swingers”

  1. anon says:

    Olivier Giroud!! <3

  2. jenni4955 says:

    Karim's all right, but give me Yoann Gourcuff anytime. And Adil Rami – yeahhhhhhh.

  3. stapiiid says:

    hes a idiot!! Hes grandma raised him, and he dont hive her one cent, insted hes spending it for stupid designer clothes.

  4. Agnes Wonka says:

    I agree with them, he's the sexiest frenchie! he has an special thing that makes him attractive xD

  5. bri_saldana says:

    yes it's extremely cheezey….but I'd like to ride that BENZ! (can't help it if my analogies of Karim evoke such a cliche play of words associated with a Mercedes Benz……a fan girl can get quite stupid)

    • Jayy says:

      That made me giggle and I'm sat in the middle of a busy cafe!
      Yup, people think I'm crazy, but who can blame me? Karim 'Benz' has that effect on us Kickettes.

  6. jean says:

    People always compare him to a kitten for some unknown reason to me. But the only thing I can think about (when I see him out of a football pitch, becuase he's frankly a great player when he's on form) is underage prostitues and rape. So, no thank you.

    And even if I could look past that, he's not attractive at all to me.

  7. mamaly says:

    I just love karim

  8. mamaly says:

    Karim was gorgeous but Mou made him smile and so sexy

  9. Liza says:

    Does anyone think he kinda looks like a gorilla?

  10. [...] Congratulations on your prestigious honer, Karim. I think. // Kickette [...]

  11. JaneSpotting says:

    Ba Benz ijust ooozes sex appeal..yum

  12. Vivienne says:

    How convenient that the photo blocks out his girlfriend :p

  13. DrStrangelove says:

    Obligatory Toon shoutout for Ben Arfa. Not a regular French NT player but should be by now!

  14. chay says:

    Oh … Karim! Hot Frenchie with big nose–love him!

  15. Stella says:

    Karim Benzema is the best thing that ever happen to this world. He is far my biggest football crush. I love our little War Kitten. I wish I was that little cracker between his lips.

  16. Danielle says:

    Benz Benz Benzema – I've never seen him look anything other than gorgeous.

  17. Gladys says:

    What, no love for Rami, swingers?! It's a toss up between him and Benz for me when it comes to the French NT. Not usually into big hulking guys but they are both pretty hot. It's the puppy dog eyes.

    • Sarah, Madrid says:

      I honestly think Rami is hotter too tbh!

    • Mrs_Q_Borri says:

      Gladys I was about to comment on that too!!!! I'm sorry but for ME Adil Rami is by far the sexiest of them two!! I can't even believe they didn't metion that man!!! He has everything the sexy smile, body, accent, face and I can keep going on and on…. He is definetly my biggest crush!! O-M-G!! He is so HOT!!!! :D

      If only I could keep giving you tumbs-up!!

  18. LizzyHS90 says:

    Cute but not sexy and he looks short. Rami is the sexiest but if Lashes gets back on the team then Lashes is #1.

  19. littlemissfoggy says:

    The whole "underage prostitute" thing has kind of decreased his attractiveness in my eyes.

    • Juliette says:

      …it's true, that kind of thing would put any decent woman off any man. Maybe In his defence though, I read the story goes that the girl was 17 (looks way older) and in France the age of sexual consent (prostitution) is 18, the girl in question worked at a 'place where men go to pay for sex' and that's where Karim met her, so assuming she must be of sexual age. And a man who visits prostitutes anyway is so, so not a good catch.

      • Adel says:

        actually it was proven that she was with karim, but not benzema, she was actually with his agent
        Karim Djaziri. he just didn't snitch and therefore got hated on bad. lucky for him he has a shark for a lawyer, and he was granted two settlements from two major news outlets that printed this story. also, she was recorded as denying that she slept with him, just added names to sensationalize the story. the case against him was closed and charges were dropped so please stop using this against the boy…damn!

    • jean says:

      Thank you, it's very refreshing that this is the first comment actually.

  20. MrsNesta says:

    Oooh yes there is something about Karim (will check out website later….errr for fact checking stuff). :)

  21. Sarah, Madrid says:

    jaja! I don't get the website, but didn't we say we have the sexiest club in Europe :p