April 12th, 2012
Karim Benzema: Sexiest National Team Player, So Says A Bunch Of Swingers
Image is old. Like early 2011 old. But would you look at those puppy dog eyes!
Our mates over at PasseenProfondeur.fr came to us with some interesting awards-related news this afternoon, and we felt guilty about keeping it all to ourselves. In a totally unscientific and systematically corrupt survey, Karim Benzema beat out his fellow internationals – namely Alou Diarra and Hugo Lloris – by a slim 19% majority to be crowned the sexiest French NT player by FirstAffair.fr.
A swingers-friendly website. Yes, it’s true. Look it up yourselves if you don’t believe us, but don’t be alarmed by the cheesy, soft core porn photos destined for the cover of Danielle Steel’s next novel that may pop up along the way.
Congrats, Karim…? We think?


Olivier Giroud!! <3
Karim's all right, but give me Yoann Gourcuff anytime. And Adil Rami – yeahhhhhhh.
hes a idiot!! Hes grandma raised him, and he dont hive her one cent, insted hes spending it for stupid designer clothes.
I agree with them, he's the sexiest frenchie! he has an special thing that makes him attractive xD
someone gave you a thumbs down?! pfft
Mmmm I dunno. I have 4 thumbs up now
yes it's extremely cheezey….but I'd like to ride that BENZ! (can't help it if my analogies of Karim evoke such a cliche play of words associated with a Mercedes Benz……a fan girl can get quite stupid)
That made me giggle and I'm sat in the middle of a busy cafe!
Yup, people think I'm crazy, but who can blame me? Karim 'Benz' has that effect on us Kickettes.
People always compare him to a kitten for some unknown reason to me. But the only thing I can think about (when I see him out of a football pitch, becuase he's frankly a great player when he's on form) is underage prostitues and rape. So, no thank you.
And even if I could look past that, he's not attractive at all to me.
But…how do you REALLY feel…?
I just love karim
Karim was gorgeous but Mou made him smile and so sexy
Does anyone think he kinda looks like a gorilla?
I don't
[...] Congratulations on your prestigious honer, Karim. I think. // Kickette [...]
Ba Benz ijust ooozes sex appeal..yum
How convenient that the photo blocks out his girlfriend :p
Obligatory Toon shoutout for Ben Arfa. Not a regular French NT player but should be by now!
Oh … Karim! Hot Frenchie with big nose–love him!
Karim Benzema is the best thing that ever happen to this world. He is far my biggest football crush. I love our little War Kitten. I wish I was that little cracker between his lips.
Benz Benz Benzema – I've never seen him look anything other than gorgeous.
What, no love for Rami, swingers?! It's a toss up between him and Benz for me when it comes to the French NT. Not usually into big hulking guys but they are both pretty hot. It's the puppy dog eyes.
I honestly think Rami is hotter too tbh!
Gladys I was about to comment on that too!!!! I'm sorry but for ME Adil Rami is by far the sexiest of them two!! I can't even believe they didn't metion that man!!! He has everything the sexy smile, body, accent, face and I can keep going on and on…. He is definetly my biggest crush!! O-M-G!! He is so HOT!!!!
If only I could keep giving you tumbs-up!!
I love Rami's smile!!
Cute but not sexy and he looks short. Rami is the sexiest but if Lashes gets back on the team then Lashes is #1.
TEAM RAMI !!!!! and yeah he is pretty big like 6'5 or something!! you could never go wrong with that!! LOL!
TEAM RAMI!!!
That’s how I feel. He’s cute, but not passing the McDonalds test.
He's super tall, like 6 '2 (or 1 m 87)
The whole "underage prostitute" thing has kind of decreased his attractiveness in my eyes.
…it's true, that kind of thing would put any decent woman off any man. Maybe In his defence though, I read the story goes that the girl was 17 (looks way older) and in France the age of sexual consent (prostitution) is 18, the girl in question worked at a 'place where men go to pay for sex' and that's where Karim met her, so assuming she must be of sexual age. And a man who visits prostitutes anyway is so, so not a good catch.
actually it was proven that she was with karim, but not benzema, she was actually with his agent
Karim Djaziri. he just didn't snitch and therefore got hated on bad. lucky for him he has a shark for a lawyer, and he was granted two settlements from two major news outlets that printed this story. also, she was recorded as denying that she slept with him, just added names to sensationalize the story. the case against him was closed and charges were dropped so please stop using this against the boy…damn!
go girl!
Ah…thanks for the info. Ironic how I didn't read too much about how it was sorted out but heard LOTS when it first hit the media, no? Anything to see papers or get viewers.
It that's the case, then he needs a new agent… for several reasons.
…and a shark for a lawyer.
Thank you, it's very refreshing that this is the first comment actually.
Oooh yes there is something about Karim (will check out website later….errr for fact checking stuff).
jaja! I don't get the website, but didn't we say we have the sexiest club in Europe :p
Absolutely Sarah. What I wouldn't give to be a fly on that dressing room wall.
Damn skippy!
I agree! xD I'd kill to work there, even to clean the floors!