May 7th, 2008

Lazy Links & Randoms


“Freddie [Ljungberg]‘s such a gentleman. He’s sexy and really knows how to turn a girl on. But Kieran [Richardson]‘s my little rough diamond. He’s a bad boy, that’s why I like him. We didn’t see much of New York, but a lot of our hotel bedroom. I know it’s naughty, both at the same time, but I’m a naughty girl.”  So says model Anara Atanes, remembering the good old days when she two-timed Freddie L back when he was still at Arsenal.

Fulham keeper Kasey Keller has chosen Kaká for Time magazine’s 2008 Top 100 Most Influential People list. He brands the soon-to-be dad as a hero and pioneer. “…In an age in which many professional athletes care more about cars, women and controversy, it’s refreshing to see one who is committed to having a positive impact on the world around him.”

Manchester United’s Michael Carrick looks set to win the property battle with Blackburn manager Mark Hughes. It’s a war of super-sized bedrooms and multi-gazillion pound renovations. When do they get their own reality TV show?

Is former finest five hottie Adrian Mutu ever going to get his ish together? So talented, but seems like there’s always a drama. Luckily, he can still look in the mirror and feel reassured of his worth.

Our absolute favourite chavtastic-fantastic WAG, Yulia Voronin, is back in the papers, this time for her choice of blue satin leisurewear. We love the brazen embrace of all labels all the time.

Roman Abramovich spent £200,000 for his daughter Anna’s 16th birthday. That’s it? We’re quite disgusted by the lack of love and generosity shown in this situ. A girl only turns 16 once, you know Rom. What gives?

Related Posts with Thumbnails

73 Responses to “Lazy Links & Randoms”

  1. sorry, but how old were they when they were together? she looks like a baby

    Home Improvement

  2. Very nice pics dear.
    thanks for sharing those pics with us.
    Chastity devices

  3. you alwayz provide great information sir
    thanks for sharing
    Free Online Games

  4. brandy says:

    I don’t hate you Model Girl. You are/were young and hot and not in a serious relationship with either so more power to you! A man’s M.O. in my opinion works just as well for women wink

    Please Ms Kickette explain to me how Frank is in The F5 and Mutu is not?!?! It’s an actual travesty…

    And I am oddly lovin’ Yulia for her insistence in her style. Rock on love!

  5. Gigi Neville-Brown says:

    Ooh, MXA, what a brilliant idea.  I’m Sicilian, so I will see what I can do, but even the Mafia show respect to the Russian mob.

  6. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Maybe United should call in a favour with Whoreida to get them some ‘protection’!!!!  smirk

  7. sarabee says:

    Lol at Yulia! She is loving being a WAG, God love her. Garish, yes. But how can you not love the way she has embraced the whole concept of being Wagtastic while being completely off target.

    As for Anara, no matter how hot she is shes obviously another brainless bimb who likes to party hard, hence her dubious decision to cheat on the wonderful Freddie with skanky nightclub-hopping, bimbo-bonking Kieran.

    The fool.

  8. Aoife says:

    Thanks Gina and all you other ladies for letting me know about the Euros stateside. I’ll have to draw up a schedule. Make sure we get to the parks on time and see the maximum amount of football!

  9. jordan says:

    hmm, i agree with one of the other posts, she seems more c-ron’s type.  i think she’s a pretty girl, but obviously trashy and skanky….i see her more with c-ron than whatsherface.

    on a second note, the tracksuit is something else huh?  i’ve seen worse, girls going around with pj bottoms on out in public, now that’s trashy.

  10. natalie says:

    nope, even if my dad was to spend that much on my birthday it still wouldnt make up for the embarressment of him owning chelsea

  11. QB says:

    whoever did the math for the Abramovich story needs a calculator because the price tag of the things they got cost 233,000 not 200,000

  12. Deanna says:

    Gigi and Johnna, have faith girls! We’re so much better than Chelsea, Roman’s money isn’t going to scare us off! Let him think that he can buy the game, we’ll just play our football, thank you!

    Of course, anything can happen in a one-off final, but remember it’s 50 years from Munich. I don’t think the boys will want to disappoint.

  13. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Gigi and Johnna, just think how much more satisfying it will be once you have beaten Chelski despite their millions.

  14. Aww Yulia. One of a kind.

    But I will never be able to have the same feelings towards Galliano again.

  15. Johnna says:

    Gigi, yeah I’m a Red Devil. And everyone I talk to agrees with that as well. I would have rather played the Pool in the final for alot of reasons, but the main one was because I didn’t want to see what a Roman bought situation could be like for my boys.

  16. carly says:

    hahahah Yulia, talk to the hand.
    My God woman, could you be any tackier?  <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="shock" style="border:0;" />
    Anyway, she looks like a nice person.

    As for Anara…yuck,yuck,yuck. Close your disgusting mouth!!  <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="sick" style="border:0;" />

  17. Aoife says:

    Thanks Gigi N-B! <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="grin" style="border:0;" />  I’ll definitely be keeping tabs on where will be showing the games. Luckily I’ll only be away for the first Spain match (I’ve adopted them for the tournament since we’re so crap and didn’t get in).

  18. Gigi Neville-Brown says:

    Aoife, well at least they have the first two matches listed.  I would just keep checking back, but I wouldn’t worry, as you will be in a big city.  Just start looking for pubs or Italian restaurants or Tapas bars in the general Orlando area, and I ‘m sure that you can come up with something.  Just have faith.…

  19. Sara says:

    Freddie was always better off without having this stupid little tart hanging around. I think Freddie kicked Anara out of bed, rather than the other way round.

    But Kickette..this story broke last year????

  20. Deanna says:

    That story about Michael Carrick, sorry for missing the point completely, but methinks Mike is looking mighty fine in that pic! I love how he always appears kind of shy and bashful.

    Ahem. Okay, it’s a bit ostentatious, the kind of houses these guys have.

    Yulia, I’ve got to admire her courage. After the leopard tracksuit fiasco, you’d think she’d be a bit more conservative.A lesser woman might have quailed.

    You have to say the tracksuit is an improvement on the previous one!  <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />

  21. Gigi Neville-Brown says:

    Yes, Aoife, they will be airing it on the teli here in the States, just check for the channels and times.  They list it by Eastern Time.  Also, any good pub will be airing them, and it looks like they will be at reasonable hours.  Can’t wait.  Viva Italia!!!!

  22. kaya says:

    I’ve no idea who Anara Atanes is, but she’s pretty hot, yes, maybe in a slightly trashy way, but hot and knows what she wants. Ya know, I’m kinda glad to hear about one of these girl giving back what these ballers dish out. Not that Freddie is that kinda guy… but what did he expect, right? <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />
    Kieron’s kinda cute, and his hair is way better than Freddie’s <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />
    I kinda like the blue tracksuit and might’ve worn it when I was around 15. I dig Yulia.

  23. Aoife says:

    Yay, thanks Kickette!! That’ll get me through the summer <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

    I do have another question pertaining to the Euros. You ladies from the US – will the matches be shown at all on American TV? I’ll be in Orlando for a week from June 6th – kick off day! I’ll die if I miss Spain’s first match on the 10th.

    Slight over-exaggeration there but they’re DAMN FINE! :D

  24. boo says:

    isn’t that article (freddie/richardson) like 2 years old?!

  25. kickette says:

    cheers mxa, we are a tad delicate in condition today, do forgive!

    and yes, kickette will be rolling through the euros!

  26. FabLove says:

    Doesn’t she look like Katie Holmes, anyone?

  27. Helleborus niger says:

    Yeah Aoife, I have to agree with you. That pic is… I cannot find the words.

    security code: disillusioned

  28. Gigi Neville-Brown says:

    I think that Anara is quite beautiful, and actually exactly the type of girl that I would picture with our dear C-Ron, trashy, but beautiful.  Not manly and tore up looking.

    I kinda love Yulia’s Eastern Block goodness that are the never ending fashion disasters that we love to hate.

    Johnna, you are a Red Devil, correct?  I have stated in a couple of posts gone by that I truly fear shock  that Roman will buy the match, as disgusting as that sounds.  A lot of my mates feel that way, unfortunately.  Hears to hoping that it will be a great, and fair, match none the less.  And yeah, 200,000 pounds is kinda stingy there, Mr. A.  Love my dad to bits, but I wouldn’t mind if you were my uncle or something.

  29. Jacey says:

    True, DUBS, but she doesn’t seem to be a woman yet. (no way this woman would kick Freddie out of bed.)

  30. Aoife says:

    God…that pose your one is doing up the top of the page is doing my head in! Close your mouth woman!

  31. Sarah x says:

    That Blue Thing Is Just Shockingg!

  32. DUBS says:

    But, “big boy” does not equal a *man*

  33. DUBS says:

    Mrs.XabiAlonso: “Just read Anara's post from her bebo page. That girl never heard of a commar or full stop. Jeeeez!“

    Then I would guess that he just likes to pursue that kind of girl.

  34. Jacey says:

    I’m thinking bad boy = big boy.

    LOVE the shiny blue track suit because she’s wearing it with pride. It’s so bad it’s good—and it coordinates with the stroller. That’s thinking ahead.

  35. why? says:


  36. Carefree says:

    1.  Why tracksuits?

    2.  Why that tracksuit?

    It’s absolutely ridiculous.  They do look perfect together though (Voronins), you have to admit.

  37. Meriam says:

    Never! She was probably not in love.

    security word: chase, without it, you will never know…

  38. Aoife says:

    I know Mrs Xabi! A whole three months with no footie news is a scary prospect.

    Well, we’ve got the Euros in June. Then July is a bit dead until the pre-season news starts coming in. And doesn’t the EPL start mid-August or something these days? And there’s all the other countries’ (that’s so spelt wrong, i know it) that might start earlier than August.

    We’ll all have to take up nixer jobs as paparrazi or journos to get the stories and gossip spread around.

  39. mickyb17 says:

    I’d do Kieran instead of the lovely Mr lujungberg.No offence to Freddie he DOES look increadibly sexy in those CK ads but we all like a bit of a bad boy.

  40. Tracy says:

    What a downgrade, from Freddie to Kieran? It’s like, huh? What gives?

  41. Lil' says:

    Kickette have to be updated during the summer
    it will be the best WAG moment of the year: Euro + holidays with their families, can’t wait to see C-Ron and Whoreida at the beach,…

  42. jax says:

    Yuliyaaaaaa !  <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="snake" style="border:0;" /> A worthy contender for Elen’s crown. I didn’t even know there was a blue that loud.Can’t wait to see more of her – just not on a Monday morning with a hangover, please Kickette.

  43. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Oh. God. Can’t. Breath.  grrr

    Just read Anara’s post from her bebo page. That girl never heard of a commar or full stop. Jeeeez!

    Aoife, they have to keep us up to date. Can you imagine a summer with no news??! Doesn’t bear thinking about. Plus there will be way to many hot European guys for Kickette to miss it.

  44. Gigi Neville-Brown says:

    They just had Man U on The Simpson’s.

  45. Dolce says:

    Two-time Freddie?? Huh?  UGLY bad boy wins over Hotness?  She obviously has mental issues…

    Kaka = the anti-Cristiano… me loves it!!

    Yulia, Yulia, Yulia… Ok, I have to admit that I was in line at the bank in Burbank and saw about 5 “Yulias” in front of me… Russian, tracksuits, heels… Ain’t nuthin’ new, ladies…

    As for Anna’s B-day, I can only imagine that she got a brand new G-stream as her very first set of wheels, right??  That more than makes up for the cheap-o party!!

  46. Wow, Yulia, that’s a whole lot of shiney.  And the shoes.  <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="ohh" style="border:0;" />

  47. Lil' says:

    I love Mrs Voronin, no really I can’t blame her, …
    and the other girl, she was Ljungberg gf or she just slept with him ? I have never heard about her, who is she?

    various69, “I know it’s naughty both at the same time, I am a naughty girl”
    <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="tongue wink" style="border:0;" />

  48. Aoife says:

    I do have a soft spot for Yulia. The sheer blueness of that tracksuit – legend.

    Slight OT question: Will Kickette be updating throughout the Euros? Bringing us Eurotrash WAGgy goodness and hot ballers?

    I’d die without it.

  49. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Ahh you gotta love Yulia, bless her. You can see she really puts time and effort into looking that trashtastic (That’s totally a word).

    Oh and Kickette, it’s Voronin not Veronin. You been hitting the bar a bit early?? <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />

  50. Johnna says:

    Ahhahahaha just saw the blue satin. I’ve never quite seen a track suit with so much bling on it before.

  51. Johnna says:

    Oh such a classy girl. I love the “but I’m a naughty girl” *rollseyes* And ugh, Richardson? Ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh.

    Kasey Keller, ilu forever.

    I’m afraid that’s not all that Roman’s going to be paying before the month is up. Anyone want to start the guessing about how much he pays off the entire city of Moscow before the United/Chelski match?

  52. kickette says:

    link fixed. cheers tfo

  53. Aoife says:

    I want to be Youngster Abramovich! They should have caught that shiz on camera for MTV!

    Also, I echo Mrs Xabi’s thoughts. Freddie for Kieran? Why?!?1 How?! The pants!!!

    I’m dying to see the link about Yulia Voronin. Ya gotta love her!

  54. jesse says:

    sorry, but how old were they when they were together? she looks like a baby…

  55. omg says:

    o-m-f-g! wow, what-a-tale. sorry, but, i am shocked.

  56. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    She cheated on Freddie Ljungberg with Kieran Fucking Richardson?????? Eh?? I doubt I will ever understand the reasoning behind this!

  57. Mark Hughes could totally kick Michael’s ass all around Cheshire.  You just know he could. 

    Wow, who knew Kieran was a “little rough diamond”?  He must really have something/something to edge out Freddie in the sack.  You go, Kieran. 

    What qualifications does a footballer have to choose someone for the Time magazine most influential list? Good pubs, pickup lines, footy boots, maybe.  Just wondering.

  58. Kickette, the blue satin sleepware link goes back to the Mark Hughes/Michael Carrick story.

  59. Gigi Neville-Brown—EXACTLY!! I like your thinking. Just as long as Joe Cole isn’t one of them!

  60. Gigi Neville-Brown says:

    Seriously Fourth?  The FBI?  I would assume Scotland Yard, or maybe even MI-5, should tackle the potential security threats to our boys, SAF, Carlos and all of the lucky Red Devils who will be representing in Moscow.  LTG, maybe Frank, John, Michael, Didier, Cashley, Petr can all be food tasters?  Would be only fair, in my humble opinion.

  61. Some FBI agents (as private consultants) were at Old Trafford the other day.  I bet they were offering some expertise in this area.

  62. I’m glad that we’re seeing some Michael Carrick stories on here – yay! He doesn’t get much attention and I agree, he does look quite fine in the posted pic.

    Add me to the list of United supporters who are worried that Roman will have his Russian mob friends “influence” the match in some way. I hope the United team have some top of the line security associated with them….they should have food tasters in case of poisonings and watch out for mysterious people carrying umbrellas! After all, people have been assassinated by umbrella jabs, don’tcha know!!

  63. Gina says:

    Aoife, depending on what cable/satellite package your hotel has, you need to check the listings for these channels:

    ESPN, ESPN2, ESPN Deportes, ESPN-HD, and ESPN2-HD. ESPN Deportes will normally broadcast all the matches (with the commentary in Spanish).

    There’s also usually a replay of at least one match in English each day on ESPN Classic.

    If that’s not complicated enough for ya, wait until you hear our fabulous American footy commentators   <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="gulp" style="border:0;" />

  64. cheryl bites says:

    Mmm, Roman. *Hopeful* Are we going to get more Abramovich!news over the summer while there’s nothing happening?

  65. FootballerChick43 says:

    On Anara, boo. Rub it in.

    On Kaka, FINALLY. I freaking love him. He’s like.. my hero. And he loves Jesus. I mean, come on. How much hotter can one guy get?

    On Michael Carrick, bah.

    On Adrian Mutu, hm. Iker is still better.

    On Yulia, wow. I think we have the same clothes.

    On Roman Abramovich, seriously? Thats it? 200,000? I know people who live in trailer parks that spend more on a 16th birthday than that.

  66. c9 says:

    WOW! I mean really what else can I say?? Yulia, you seem like a nice girl and all……..but…..BLUE SATIN????? Well at least your not afraid to work it!  cheese

    Adrian Mutu, love the name and I still think he is HOT!!!!!

  67. Erin says:

    In the US, ESPN is showing every single Euro match.  Never fear!

    Yulia….bless her.  She’s a fashion tragedy, but she’s just so sweet and harmless.

    Password “over35”….I am not!!  LOL!

  68. freddiegirl says:

    Kickette, what are you trying to do, piss me off and **** in my Frosted Flakes?
    Ugh..I dislike that girl so much…and yes, this is an old, old story.  This happened in 2006 early 2007.  And yes….she tried to come back to Freddie and he rightly said…NO.
    And no I would never pick Kieron over Freddie I don’t care if he has more hair than Freddie or not.  Luckily for me she did…;)

  69. natalie says:

    hahah gigi neville-brown, i dont like to sit on the fence

  70. Moongirl (Mrs Senderos) says:

    Wow! now thats an outfit gulp

    Still I supose they obviously share a taste in fashion and they seem happy enough so who am I to critise!

    Oh and Kieran better than Freddie – I think not!!

  71. Heartbroken Wombat says:

    He *know* he stole her heart, yet still, he is on the fence. Too afraid to take the initiative. Imprisoned by fear! Don’t understand

    Read into that what you will

  72. tammyv says:

    I am certain that between all the ESPN networks, every game is being shown.. no worries.

    as for Yulia..It is time for Vic to hand over the crown. THere is clearly a new Queen Bee and she rocks the shiney better then the Lamps/Rives house ever could.  I LOVE HER

  73. Gigi Neville-Brown says:

    Deanna, yes Munich.  Our boys will fight to the death for that simple fact, if nothing else.  Bless ‘em.

    Johnna, a Northern final would have suited me just fine as well.

    MXA, thanx for the support, once again.  <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="cheese" style="border:0;" />

    Natalie, I think I love you!  <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />  <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />  <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />  <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />