June 4th, 2009

Lazy Links & Randoms


Pizza/pita/round bread of some kind isn’t the only thing Luca Toni gets out of bed for. He also is perfectly happy to flog sausages too. That sounds a helluva lot dirtier than it actually is.

New Real Madrid signing Kaka has given his son a rather fetching comb over, dontcha think?

Suffering from seasonal withdrawl? The Offside’s Guide to summer football should help. Add a few crates of alcohol and you’ll get through.

Apparently, Sergio Ramos injured his pelvis in training recently. Goddamn man bags claim another victim. His thighs and nethers seem to be still functioning, though – he got a call up for the SNT.

David Beckham is back in Los Angeles giving the expected ‘I love the MLS and want to marry it one day’ interview.

Lucas Neill and West Ham are no more. Wonder where his soul patch will show up next…

Andrei Arshavin in Hello! Russia. Highlights: he loves condensed milk.

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14 Responses to “Lazy Links & Randoms”

  1. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Bubba Kaka is freaking adorable. Glad you said that Aristeia, I was all confused then that he'd signed without me hearing.You trying to kill us with that the Ramos pic?? Yowza.

  2. bundesliga says:

    And the Boys get two thumbs up for the Ramos picture. :)

  3. Venice says:

    I'm sorry, you lost me at Luca Toni's sausages… I'd so want to tap that I can't get over it.

  4. aristeia says:

    Luca<span class="wbr"></span> Toni<span class="wbr"></span> cooking…<span class="wbr"></span> sausages…<span class="wbr"></span> nnnnn…<span class="wbr"></span> New Real Madrid signing Kaka…<span class="wbr"></span> Hey<span class="wbr"></span> now…<span class="wbr"></span> that's<span class="wbr"></span> not<span class="wbr"></span> official<span class="wbr"></span> at<span class="wbr"></span> all.<span class="wbr"></span> I'd<span class="wbr"></span> rather<span class="wbr"></span> not<span class="wbr"></span> get<span class="wbr"></span> upset<span class="wbr"></span> until<span class="wbr"></span> I<span class="wbr"></span> have<span class="wbr"></span> to.<span class="wbr"></span> >:[<span class="wbr"></span> But<span class="wbr"></span> lil'<span class="wbr"></span> Luca<span class="wbr"></span> is<span class="wbr"></span> adorable!<span class="wbr"></span> <span class="wbr"></span> Hm…<span class="wbr"></span> everything<span class="wbr"></span> alright<span class="wbr"></span> there<span class="wbr"></span> Sergio? It's still all there, right?

  5. HiL says:

    Oh Andrei..such a weird man.

  6. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Bubba Kaka is freaking adorable. Glad you said that Aristeia, I was all confused then that he'd signed without me hearing.You trying to kill us with that the Ramos pic?? Yowza.

  7. Carolin says:

    I agree with Ac milan girl, please confirm news first i almost died, Kaka with the baby is too precious, love Milan by the way.

  8. ac milan girl says:

    “new real madrid signing”…. in the future,  please refrain from giving people heart attacks until the transfer has been confirmed

  9. Rusty says:

    Luca Toni flogging sausages? *snicker*

  10. Rossi´s girl says:

    Kaká is going nowhere!!! :( and his kid is absolutely CUTE!!!

  11. striker says:

    I swear Luca Tonis is a freaking giant! Either that or he's surrounded my miniature people all the time.

  12. Genevieve Gourcuff says:

    Luca Toni is perfectly happy to flog sausages – HAHAHAHA!!! Kaka's little boy is GORGEOUS and as for Lucas Neill – I used to worship that man but now I think he's an arrogant prick with a wildly unwarranted sense of entitlement. That is all.

  13. LoveLamps says:

    Holy Batman! THE RAMOS! *dies*

  14. FootballerChick43 - says:

    I don't care what Luca Toni is selling, I would buy it in an instant. That is one hot man.Kaka's baby is friggin gorgeous.I hope by "summer football" you don't mean MLS. Because you'll need more than a few crates to get through ONE match, let alone two months.How does one injure their pelvis?Psht, stop lying Becks :P Just kidding.Hmm… Lucas Neill will be swept up soon.Andrei Arshavin frightens me.