February 8th, 2010
Kickette Catch-Up: Weekend Cheat Sheat
Pep Guardiola continues to make grandpa-chic our favourite look of the season. Image via Zimbio/Getty.
Saturday
- We pegged Inter Milan’s Mario Balotelli as Serie A’s answer to Jermain Defoe. His three-month commitment to Barbara Guerra is over. He’s already been spotted healing his wounds with a short brunette.
- Danielle Lloyd announced her plans to wed Jamie O’Hara in May or June of this year.
- Gerard Pique delivered a yummy video thanking everyone for the birthday wishes posted on FC Barcelona’s Official Facebook page. He turned 23 on February 2 and really showed his gratitude by offering us a brief peek at what he’s got going on underneath his kit.
- Reports claimed the miscarriage suffered by Maradona’s girlfriend was due to a hard fall at home.
Sunday
- What’s a World Cup without the English WAGs? New mum Coleen explained her decision to remain home while Wayne plays in South Africa by saying the intense heat will be too much for baby Kai. Alex G is said to be questioning her first-class travel pass, too, perhaps upon learning how quickly her daily spray tan sessions will streak off.
- The spring wedding plans between Elena Santarelli and Bernardo Corradi seem to be going according to plan, starting with them looking luscious during a spot of shopping in Milan.
- Zak Styliish’ Anash of Arsenal’s U-16 team was posting illegible phrases of support for Manchester United on his Facebook page. In regards to the both clubs Anash had this to say: “United fans H8 Arsenal but it has no effect on how I play 4 dem!” Right.
- Noemie Lenoir, who’s looking insanely hot in the new Usher video, made an appearance at Parc des Princes. While she spent her time making the environment look more beautiful, her ex Claude Makélélé angrily deflected any media questions about the pair.
Didn’t know Pique was that young. Then again he did come up through barca’s youth system with Cesc so yeah they’re the same age.
LOL @ Capello putting his foot down and banning the wags. He means business. And Danielle Lloyd is so annoying…go away!
Yeah, i know how you feel, J-Mi. Im learning Spanish to stalk Iker!!! I also want him to feel comfortable. Being stalked in another country espec africa can be difficult. Least we can do is make them understand and be comfortable in the process. LOL
But if he is going to scream like he does when he is at the goal post to his mates ( although i love it, so sexy) then im gonna have to shut him up! Guess im gonna have to learn to kiss in Spanish too!!! LMAO.
Any volunteer’s….. Villa, Xabi, Xavi, Sergio,……….
i’ll take Sergio n’ Fabby in one-go!
that is a great shot of pique.
i didn’t realise he was 23 years old–he looks older
Aaaah, winter is quite a scorcher here in S.A. I am learning Spanish 2 stalk Pique…I want him 2 @ least feel comfortable.
Though she was mistaken about the weather, Coleen’s other comments seemed reasonable to me. No time with Wayne, lengthy travel for the baby, and Wayne missing Kai’s first holiday.
Wag staying at home? right how many month till the world cup is here and you will see them in their Wag uniforms.
aint collen so damn intellegent? It’ll be winter here you chop! (i’m in sa btw) and how sexy is pep? i want him as my sugar daddy
i hear ya,sister!Pep is the definition of sexy:)btw, since u’ll be in SA when the WC comes, can u please stalk the Spanish NT for the rest of us kickettes? thank you!
U welcome to Pep, Tess…. Im taking Iker…..
Im also in SA…. So we will be on guard!!!
pep is definitely a sexy man … and a very sharp dresser. I can overlook that he is the coach for barça
i’m also in SA! do you ladies have tickets to any games? i just got mine confirmed for Spain vs Honduras! I’m excited!
and today i met a girl in my school who touched Nando….at a confed cup game! i dunno where to put this but i needed to share 
LOL… With that accent she probably said winter and everyone misunderstood her!!!
Anyway…. whats with the babies are not safe in SA…. LOL!!!
Some people can be so stupid….. Amazing how people live to be a 100 here….. in SA.
I think its more people with that kind of attitude who will be unsafe in any country!!!
Who cares!!! WAG’s or no WAG’s….. its going to be amazing here during the WC!!!
I absolutely LOVE spanish football!
normally i don’t defend coleen, but really if she wants to stay at home with her baby, then its nobody else business is it? (cause face it, if she did go down to SA with Kai, people would be slating her for taking her baby down there, with all the unsafe places, someone else holding him…etc…
another thing, i think i might start watching spanish football if pique is going to that
I think it’s better if WAGs stay at home.
Haha, silly girl! It’s winter in SA during the WC. I personally believe that she just used that as an excuse cuz she doesn’t think it’s safe. Which is fine, she doesn’t need to come. SA is not really into the whole WAG thing anyway, lol.
I applaud Col’s decision to stay home. The English WAGs aren’t going to be allowed near their men anyway, and frankly, we don’t need the accompanying circus. And I have a feeling SA is going to be one big fat mess during the WC anyway. (Hope I’m wrong.)
LOL @ Coleen, she isn’t the smartest cookie in the bunch, is she?
Someone needs to tell her South Africa is in the southern hemisphere. When it’s winter up here, it’s summer down there and vice versa.
Or did she not pay attention to the Confed Cup?
none of these players pick their partners for being smart, let’s face it. And most of the players are not the sharpest tools in the shed either (esp wayne rooney, what the hell) lol
Coleen, sweetie darling, South Africa in the South Hemisphere: it’s freaking WINTER over there in JUNE!!! ¬¬