March 15th, 2010

Kickette Catch-Up: Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet

- In September there were whispers of a relationship between Nicklas Bendtner and telly presenter Caroline Fleming. For those in need, finally there is closure: the couple have made their public debut. Need a refresher on Ms. Fleming? She’s the baroness 13-years Nicky’s senior who once lived in a castle. Somewhere, Claudine Keane is plotting her next move.

- At Elton John’s Oscar party last weekend, Victoria Beckham apparently told a Daily Star reporter to get “sloshed on Elton’s free drink” before she fled the scene for Vanity Fair‘s bash. That’s the spirit(s)! While said reporter was miffed Mr. Beckham wasn’t present, he had probable reason to be absent. He was perfecting his Risotto, after all.

- A heavily-pregnant-and-going-to-pop-any-minute-now Carly Zucker passed the time on Saturday with a spot of shopping. Call us crazy but it seems shopping and somewhat doing her hair have quickly become two of her new favorite pastimes?

- Comedian Rufus Hound put on quite the Cheryl Cole show Saturday night for the BBC One special, “Let’s Dance For Sport Relief.” He walked away with the top prize after nailing his “Fight For This Love” performance.

- Elsewhere in Cheryl Cole land, rapper Will.i.Am threw his hat into the “let’s talk about Cheryl Cole publicly” ring by saying she’s “the prettiest, hottest girl” who deserves better than Ashely. FYI, we hear is producing Cheryl’s second album after their first go-round working together has proved to be a huge success.

- If you are an expert in suitcase packing, please see Landon Donovan. Everton confirmed they were unable to extend his rather successful loan spell. Landy will be heading back stateside to link up with the Los Angeles Galaxy before the MLS season starts.

- A smiling Gianluigi Buffon, hiding-behind-her-sunglasses Alena Seredova and their eldest son watched Sunday’s Juventus match against Siena in a VIP box. Can you tell we’re still skeptical about this couple’s state of affairs?

- Carlos Tevez’s model-fling-thing has a mouth, and is more than happy to use it. After spilling the beans about Tevez and his wife living in separate countries, she revealed that she and the Manchester City Striker are madly in love. Groan.

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23 Responses to “Kickette Catch-Up: Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet”

  1. Kia says:

    Oh, and btw, the dear baroness has two kids :D Haha, Nicklas is a stepdad now :P

  2. freddiegirl says:

    So..for all those calling Bendtner's girlfriend a cradle snatcher…would it be ok if their ages were reversed? Cuz no one ever says anything about men that much older and more which I sometimes think is disgusting. Men have been getting away with it for years, I see nothing wrong with this Baroness.

  3. Inés says:

    I hate hate hate hate hate hate that baronesse b****! She must go to jail! f******* cradle-snatcher!

  4. Toni says:

    Re Nicky Bendtner and his ancient Baroness: After he 'scores' with her, he probably runs around the bedroom cupping his ear and grinning, while still chewing gum.

  5. Eva says:

    Carlos Tevez enjoys a vast array of women?

    *looking perplexed*

    This sounds as mind-boggling as Adrian Mutu declining a few lines of Charlie…

    The heifer's comments in the interview gave me LIFE!!! LMAO

  6. Missy Manchester says:

    1. Nick Bendtner looks like Ed Grimley. (It’s worth the Google for comparative purposes.)

    2. If Cheryl Cole were ugly, would still say Ashley didn’t deserve her?

    3. RE: Carlos and his women. Who’d a thunk it?

  7. liv says:

    Now that is what i call jucy gossip! Very entertaining that Tevez girlfriend apperently Money causes blindness to some women.

  8. juventina says:

    OMG Little Louis Thomas Buffon!!! I love him! Gosh, isn't he just adorable?! Too bad we can only see the top half of his face! LOL! I love that family, they are just lovely :) and Amauri is scary so I really don't think she would even go near him, just saying LOL :P

  9. Kia says:

    Ms. Flemming is a danish baroness, formerly married to Ian Flemming – the dude who's the heir to the whole James Bond thing.. I think :P Anyways, she's famous for his money mostly.. She has two kids too I think.. And she's the danish host of Topmodel, which is odd seing as she has rarely modelled for anyone.. And yes, I'm danish, so it's not because I'm stalking her or anything.. Now, Nicklas, him I would gladly stalk :D

  10. suzie says:

    I wouldn't worry about Gigi and Alena kickette. I read this over the weekend.…. (halfway down)

    Apparently Gigi with Alena and Amauri ambushed the journo responsible for the story at his home….with a TV crew in toe. I've been loling for days at the thought and would kill it see a vid of it.

    • KatB says:

      I agree, I don't really believe the rumours since Alena and Gigi were both so furious when they ambushed the guy, here's a link to the video (in Italian):…

      • suzie says:

        OMG thank you so much for this. I can’t stop laughing at it. The guy totally shits himself when Gigi and Amauri sit down and Alena’s not a woman to be messed with. This is pricleless and such an Italian thing to do (but I’ve no idea what they’re saying).And with a Totti bonus at the beginning too. Bloody fantastic.

        • KatB says:

          I know!! I love that Alena’s primary concern is the kids. From what I gather (my Italian’s a bit rusty) she tells him how damaging these sort of rumours can be, not for Gigi, Amauri or her, but for their children and what they have to endure because of it… she’s fierce :)

  11. Nate says:

    I am left in awe anyone would want to claim having an affair with Carlos Tevez…

  12. Linda (Gooner till I says:

    well… Caroline is very pretty… but I still can't get over her age :-/

    • Kristen (Mrs. Sebast says:

      In a way, it is like Niko and Simona Kranjcar. Simona is 6 years older than Niko

  13. Homeskillet17 says:

    i literally read that teves lover story with my mouth hanging open! wow!!!!!!! but she is forward! and incredibly stupid! i don't know who to be mad at! ugh! why are people so frustratingly narrow-minded and BLIND?! "we're so in love" pssshhh…..just saying.