July 5th, 2010

Kickette Catch Up: Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet

Ashley Cole, knee deep in yet another text-sex tabloid-sell out extravaganza, was in Los Angeles this weekend. As you can see, he’s making friends with women with very impressive hair. (Let’s hope the horse she bought it from got paid well for the sacrifice.) He also made the acquaintance of a lady who didn’t seem to notice her shirt wasn’t covering what it needs to cover. What fun!

Let’s see what else went down over the weekend, shall we?


- Luca Toni’s season long loan from Bayern Munich to AS Roma came to an end after Munich terminated his contract and he signed with another Serie A side, Genoa.

- Has baby Bojan ditched his girlfriend, Blanca, for a Sara Carbonero’s younger sister Cristina?

- The father of Argentina’s Martín Demichelis spoke out about son’s girlfriend Evangelina Anderson, calling her a “nightmare” model. “She cannot close her mouth. She pesters the boy.”

- We learned that Mamen Sanz told ELLE Espana in her July issue interview that she’s open to moving abroad and setting up a new life for her kids in the U.S. Perhaps those MLS rumours will finally come to fruition for Raul and the NY Redbulls?

- Brazilian Ronaldo suggested on his Twitter account that Felipe Melo is no longer welcome in his home country by saying, “Felipe Melo should avoid coming to Brazil for his vacation”.


- John Terry wore face makeup whilst on holiday is Orlando, Florida.

- The holiday of a thousand paparazzi snaps continued with Frank Lampard and Christine Bleakley doing… lots of stuff that mostly involved making snugglie-wugglies at each other.

- Danielle Lloyd is naked in the new issue of Now magazine despite being ready to pop in a moment’s notice.

- Sadly, Gary Neville’s amazebags plans for building an eco-house have been put to rest. He’s selling up and moving on.

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46 Responses to “Kickette Catch Up: Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet”

  1. Isabella says:

    HAHA! that picture is hilarious! looks like a tranny hooker with killer legs! I guess he was drunk… or maybe not at all! XD

  2. aps says:

    Why does he insist on messing with these trannies? Surely he can do better. Ugh.

  3. elylovesfootball says:

    ROFL The man who stands next to him in the first pic looks like Thierry Henry!! i just can’t stop laughning now, for some weird reason Thierry makes me laugh every time LOL

  4. Bob says:

    Love or hate Ashley Cole, the girl in the top picture has got an absolutely incredible pair of legs. Puts Cheryl (and many others) in the shade.

  5. Homeskillet17 says:

    but then…..nevermind…. O_O

  6. kaya says:

    The fact he’s obviously captivated by a woman of this appearance is bizarre. What exactly made him think he was even nearly ready to get married however many years ago? And how did Cheryl not notice he definitely wasn’t/isn’t marriage material? That was one weird relationship… I guess they probably deserved one another and unfortunately achieved notoriety by using it.

  7. Eva says:

    Some magazine wrote that he needs psychological help… Female dog please! more like divine intervention if you ask me! and i’m not sure even if that helps…

    That is all.
    *sips tea*

  8. Xannie says:

    Hah, I was bumming around LA all week and fortunately, did not have to see Ashley Cole make use of a prostitute.

  9. Inés says:

    we need more details about Cristina Carbonero, please! she seems to be very beautiful as her sister is!

    I prefer Evangelina Anderson to Wanda Nara….a thousand times!

  10. Dutch89 says:

    Ashley Cole creeps me out, why o why did Cheryl even go down the road of marrying such a person.

  11. MUfcYanksGirl says:

    Umm.. I am also in Walt Disney World. I may have to dedicate today to a John Terry hunt. I hope they’re still here!

    • Amanda says:

      “I might have to dedicate today to a John Terry hunt” – that made me giggle!

  12. I see Ashley is determined to change his ways and explore deeper, more meaningful and more nuanced relationships. *eye roll* And why do men like that look for women like that, you ask? For the simple reason that it appears she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

    • Oh, and Danielle Lloyd – saw her in the DM wearing a Grecian one-shouldered number at a wedding this weekend and she looked absolutely drop-dead gorgeous.

  13. Michelle says:

    That woman in the photo looks as if she might dissolve under bright lights…

  14. D0li says:

    AS a woman it just offends me to see successful men dating such trash. I sometimes dream about becomming a WAG but then I read this and think how much I would have to degrade myself to get certain footies to like me.

    Ashley obviously isn't dating this woman because of her brain, or how much he likes her face Louis but for what little is left covered.

  15. mena says:

    Yeah, Ashley's girls look a bit trashy, but that must be his type. I mean, didn't Cheryl Tweedy look and dress like these girls when she first started dating Ashley?

    Ugh, Christine Bleakley! Their photos look so staged, she looks like she's posing for the papz in every photo. I hope Frank comes to his senses soon.

  16. Lisa says:

    nice to know Ash is recovering well for Englands poor WC performance. That man embodies everything wrong with the so-called Golden Generation.

  17. VeNia says:

    oh come on!another carbonero woman?!?!i accepted it with Iker because he is happy but i won't this time!!!Bojan is innocent!I command some further information about this!!!of course if Bojan is happy too i might swallow it…

    P.S.somebody tell Ashley to stop dating bad people!:D

    • Lisa says:

      “P.S.somebody tell Ashley to stop dating bad people!:” haha yeah and while youre at it, tell the Pope to stop being Catholic.

      As for Bojan with the Pastasauce number 2, I see Jose Mourinho’s plan to destroy Barca is already in motion, oh that special one!

      • HRH ROAR says:

        AMEN TO THAT. :D Now Mourinho can thrash Barca inside out, on the pitch, on the runway, fashion, skills, the right to GLOAT and everything! i know i side with that guy for all the right reasons. come on RM get your own treble with Mourinho this season!

        • Lisa says:

          TSO is more deliciously evil than we give him credit for. Although I have to say if he was using one of the Pastasauce sisters to break up a Barca relationship he would target someone who gets more playing time. I get the feeling we will soon see Bojan following the footsteps of Figo into a Real Madrid shirt. mark my words.

    • Amanda says:

      I can't help but feel sorry for that girl!

      Look at her, she's gorgeous! I mean, really gorgeous. She kinda looks like Miranda Kerr! Why dress like that? Why act like that? And most importantly, why have all the hair there is in this world?

      I don't understand them sluts.

    • mrs "lashes' gourcuff says:

      OMG!!! he is DISGUSTING. eeeeeewwwwwwww…!!!

  18. carly says:

    All this madness can be summed up by – footballers and their appalling taste in women. Jeez.

    • caitanya says:

      carly, i would say particularly ashley cole's appalling taste in women. I don't understand his drive toward trashy women. It really turns me off toward him as a player, which is okay since i don't even follow the premiere league :-)

  19. simone says:


  20. Ana;) says:

    Erghhh! That woman looks like a tranny! I'm not usually one to insult people but ewww! What's wrong with Ashley? He has serious problems, to cheat on Cheryl and then go for girls like that?? He is so stupid!

  21. Alisha says:

    Nooo! I didn't like Bojan's girlfriend in the first place but if he's dumped her for Cristina i'll be even more heartbroken :( she's not that pretty and related to Sara, not a good thing at all!

  22. Evodia says:

    Wait…. Why aren't we calling her "Pastasause" anymore??? What… we're not starting to like her are we???

  23. MissChealsea says:

    Is it "for *a* Sara Carbonero’s younger sister Cristina" or "for Sara Carbonero’s younger sister Cristina". Are they sisters or do they just look alike?

    PS: Apologies if it's a stupid question…:)

  24. Amanda says:

    I read Ronaldo's twit. And what he meant by that wasn't "He should avoid coming to Brazil"… He meant "He probably won't come to Brazil"

    • RedAne says:

      No no no, Amanda… I think you got him wrong… What he meant by that is that Felipe should avoid coming to Brazil for vacation coz we, Brazilians, are utterly disappointed with his "sorry a** attitude" and if he comes, he may face some bad consequences… I guess Ronaldo is trying to prevent him from putting his foot here!!! I saw Felipe's arrival on TV and he needed bodyguards to leave the airport coz otherwise people would beat the crap outta him!!! Why? Coz he ruined every single chance we might have had on the game against Netherlands when he stepped on Robens tigh on purpose!!!

      • RedAne says:

        *Robbens thigh

        • RedAne says:

          Dear Lord, blame the typo mistakes on the anger I'm feeling for this stupid guy…

          Once and for all: Robben's thigh

          • Amanda says:

            Yeah, thinking about it, I shouldn't trust Ronaldo's grammar that much. The best way of saying "He shouldn't spend his vacation here" would be "Ele não deveRIA passar suas férias aqui"…

  25. Zlatanista says:

    Pathetic, Ashley! And holy sh*t, the Pastasauces is taking over! Please, can´t someone stop them?

    • Thea says:

      I know – live in fear that she has more sisters, however they could go on to sabotage more internationa team, so Spain is left alone!!!

      • Zlatanista says:

        More sisters!! Or maybe cousins!! Terrible thought that these clones are aiming to destroy our hopes and dreams! And our finest footballers.

  26. batso says:

    all these "ladies" ( who are with ashley cole) look like prostitutes.. :D