August 30th, 2010
Kickette Catch Up: Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet
Stephen Ireland took his long-time lady Jessica Lawlor out to Rosso Restaurant on Friday night to celebrate her 25th birthday. Jessica looks fab, no? She’s wearing a Preen zebra print dress and Carvela shoes with her Chanel handbag.
It’s a long weekend (thank Iker), so this gossip sheet is a tad premature. Who knows what gossip madness and mayhem could go down in the next six hours? But, since we plan on spending the rest of today sleeping in our clothes from last night, this is how it’s got to be. Ta ta!
Saturday
- Abbey Clancy, her ring and her “we’re back together and happier than ever” fiancé, Peter Crouch, were spotted out together in Soho during the early Saturday morning hours. Clancy has been asked to strip off for Playboy, btw.
- Bodyguards: Danielle Lloyd admitted she doesn’t leave home without ‘em. And really, we can hardly blame her after that scary club incident last year.
- Happy birthday to our favourite baby ‘baller, Bojan Krkic. He’s one step closer to being legally allowed to drink in America. We have big plans for a Vegas 21st next year, trust.
- Pixie Lott popped in to Rio Ferdinand’s 5 magazine for a photoshoot and interview.
- Mario Balotelli crashed his Audi sportscar seven days after he purchased the damn thing.
Sunday
- Vanessa Perroncel continued to ‘clear the air’ by claiming Wayne Bridge was ‘the one’ in a lowbrow modeling shoot for The Mirror.
- Arsenal’s Jack Wilshere was arrested in the early hours of Sunday morning, after being involved in a ‘fracas’, as his publicist put it. The Sun later revealed how Wilshere served as a ‘peacemaker’ during a pub brawl.
- Chantelle Houghton DUMPED LOVE RAT Jermain Defoe after The News of the World EXPOSED his CHEATING ways for the umpteenth time. Tell us something WE DON’T ALREADY KNOW next time, k?
- After watching his Los Angeles Galaxy teammates fall against Kansas City on Saturday, David Beckham took two of his boys to see one of L.A.’s baseball teams, the Angels, take on the Baltimore Orioles.
Jessica Lawlor looks great!!! She has a very pretty face and has a friendly smile.
oh gosh! poor grl! I hope she gets better, & I hope Jack gets his name cleared or whatevr…my baby's innocent!
it's official: Abbey Clancy has no dignity!
Usually I would not pretend to know anything about anything, but by God I know this. Abbey Clancy is either in for a public divorce or a lifetime of looking the other way. I do not think Cheryl Cole would advise her to fight for this love.
Yep, pretty much. :/ Nothing good is going to come from that. She really should just leave him.
Oh Abbey. I guess a paid credit card account comes before pride.
Sorry Kickette/Kickettes but bebe Bojan already has a date for his 21 birthday Vegas bash and is with none other than his lover Pique. I bet that around this date next year will be either making fun, drooling over, having wild fantasies with the pictures of bebe Bojan, Pique, Puyi, and of course the other lover Cesc down partying on the strip. Possibly taking pics petting the lions at the MGM. Not so much fun though when they try to attack you. Have I meantion I hate Vegas? Not sure but it could turn into a drama with Pique's lovers, lol.
The only reason I think Becks went to an Angels game over a Dodgers game is because the Dodgers were on the road. Besides the Angels have a better chance making the post season. It's a sad what is going on in Dodgertown!
oh god abbie what are you doing.!!!you are worth 10 of him girl you don't need to lower yourself to every other golddigging wag's level.!!!:(i thought more of you!
Danielle needs a bodyguard to protect from her own personality
oh, Abbey, no…you sexy, sexy idiot!
on another not, bb Bojan is legal to drink in Canada now!
he should come down sometime
Happy Birthday to my future husband! His b-day is exactly one month before mine!
Oh you´re still such a lightweight Bojan! I wanna drink you under the table and do unspeakable things to you… What is it with this boy that makes me think these thoughts?
happyy birthday Bojan!!!awww our baby is getting bigger and bigger!!i’m moved right now!!
-Jessica looks so much better with brown hair. And her new do really suits her tan. Not really a fan of fake tans but she got hers just right.
-Oh Abbey, you can do so much better.
-Why do people attack Danielle Lloyd?
-Who cares if Bojan isn’t old enough, I’ve already done filthy things to him in my head. No regrets.
-Jermaine Defoe… what a catch *barfs*
-That first pic of Becks at the Galaxy game he looks like Courtney Cox’s husband in Cougartown.
Q. Why do people attack Danielle Lloyd?
A. Because she is a vapid, opportunistic gold-digger. (For more details, consult Kickette's "Six degrees of Skankocity" chart.)
Who the in the crazy hell goes to Anaheim from baseball game when you live in Beverly Hills? Seriously? WHO DOES THAT?
OH Abby, honey… seriously? Come on, you know what is coming soon… Call Elen, Abby, Cheryl, Toni,….etc, etc,
HBD Bojan!
Thank you! I have only ever gone to Anaheim for Disneyland and come promptly back. Why in god's name couldn't he go to a Dodger's game?
LMAO at the Clippers comment.
lol I thought the Angels changed their name to the LOS ANGELES Angels of Anaheim. Becks probably couldn’t tell the difference. Same reason people go to Clippers games I’m told.
Ok I just looked at the Daily Mail pics of the Galaxy Game which was undeniably one of the worst matches I have ever sat through. I swear it lasted 7 hours.
The caption of the bottom picture is actually Off pitch: Beckham is married to former Spice Girl, Victoria and is the father of three sons
Really? was that for the one guy living in a cave for the last decade?
were you actually AT the galaxy game? Speaking of the guy living in a cave for the last decade, Don't you think if anyone who didn't know the Beckhams were shown a photo of the family now (like these):
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1307…
you would think they were an American family. I have always found it strange Becks doesn't play football more with his boys. After all, its the sport that made him who he is. Next to the good looks and all…
I have Galaxy season tickets so I was there… it was dreadful, horrible match.
I am sure he plays a ton of soccer with his kids but he can do that in the backyard. Plus they are in American schools where American sports rule. kids here play a lot of soccer but they play everything else too.
What?? The spice girls have split??
In other news CR9 got a boo boo.
http://www.fifa.com/worldfootball/news/newsid=129…
Just thought I'd point out that always said that Abbey would take Peter back …. can't be much of a high profiler with a man when you have limited talent, asked Elen Rivas or Vanessa Perroncel
lol its a bad sign when the woman he cheated on you with said even she was turned off by him.
We all know how this will end: Marriage, Babies, past infidelities swept under the rug.
Wayne Rooney cheated on Coleen while ENGAGED to her with a PVC-wearing grandmother and yet we all see him now as a wonderful husband and father.
I dunno Lisa – there's 3 (count them 3) super injunctions out there proctecting privacy of fottballers and stopping th likes of us mere mortals knowing what really goes on! Bad times…..
youre right. Crouch, Rooney, Terry and Ashley Cole’s biggest crime was that they got caught. To be honest, I’m not really sold on David Beckham’s fidelity either (I know saying that is heresy on this site) could he be one of the three injunctioners? When it comes to ballers cheating on their spouses, nothing surprises me anymore.
I have to agree about Becks. After that article (the one where the guy from the Men's mag hung out with him while he was at RM), I never saw him as any different than the rest of the cheats. I'm don't buy into "all pro athletes cheat" but I am never surprised when one of them does.
Wasn’t Rooney also like 17? Big difference between doing something dumb at 17 and 29…
lol right a lot of 17 year-olds pay a woman who calls herself The Auld Slapper. Plus I think Rooney had a lot more to lose than Crouchie. Its not really about age for me. Its more about the fact that a lot of footballers do things crazy things before they get married and have kids, time heals everything.
Hahaaaa the bit about Bojan's birthday made me LOL so much.
& Defoe is such a dirty dog. But that Chantelle is a MUTT.
I don't even know who she is and that made me laugh!
Oh poor baby Jackie
At least he makes peace