October 4th, 2010

Kickette Catch Up: Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet

Noemie Lenoir was in the VIP room at the Fendi party in Paris this weekend. Pssht. Whatevs. We sooo could have been there if we wanted to be. Here’s a round up of what went down this weekend.


- Celebrity hairstylist, Philip B., spent some time fluffing Nagore Aramburu‘s lush locks.

- We thanked our lucky stars that were not mates with Abbey Clancy, since we learned she’s imposed an anti-liquor ban on her hen party guests. No fun zone.

- Gerard Pique rolled around shirtless solely for the purpose of our enjoyment. Trust this is true, no matter what Time Force tells you.

- Old news to some, but hearing this eclectic mix of footballers rapping had our stomachs in stitches all weekend long. The best one because it’s not-so-secretly-bad? Mesut Ozil.


- The Season of Sleaze dragged on, unfortunately, as Irma Nici has filed a special motion to effectively kill off David Beckham’s libel suit against her. Her attorney shared her sob story, claiming that the legal team Becks hired to serve Nici her writ caused her “emotional and physical injuries”. Oy.

- Of course, that story line segues us right into another similar situ – that of Wayne Rooney. Top headlines included: Coca Cola officially releasing him from his sponsorship deal, a holiday/alone time trip with wife Coleen to work on their marriage and the potential embarrassment of having Jenny Thompson put him on blast on telly.

Iker Casillas WAG- Eva G. fawned over her ex-boyfriend’s current girlfriend, Sara C., when she described the sports reporter as “wildly beautiful.” Pastabowl is on the cover of this season’s Cuore Style magazine, FYI.

- Nereida Gallardo made it known that those earrings cost Ronaldo 35,000 euros – but any average person can purchase them once she auctions them off. Somewhere, Irina is off laughing in her new $1.5 million loft in Soho, NYC.

- We’re always amazed at how many WAGs, Wagabees, and just plain ladies on the prowl are able to bear the winter weather without coats. Alex Gerrard has upped the skin to the wind ante – by not wearing a coat or pants during her weekend outing.

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78 Responses to “Kickette Catch Up: Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet”

  1. Meji says:

    Shes so damn fine.

  2. taskeenM says:

    I think it may just work, although we'd have to put on atleast some pretense of professionalism in the beginning (which may be a teensy bit problematic).. hmmm definitely liking this idea

  3. SpanishFootieLover says:

    Ahhhh…. Gerard Pique is soooo hot! His eyes are the best thing about them, they are so peircing and smothering…. LOVE HIM!!! I swear everytime I see him he looks even hotter than the last time I saw him.

  4. Nausicaa says:

    Not getting the dislike for Nagore in the earlier comments- so what if she's older than Xabi or looks older than her age? I think she's quite nice for a WAG, dresses decently when she's in public (no Alex Gerrard-style rompers in the cold!), and we owe her for producing the ovarybusting cuteness that is Jon and Ane, look http://i762.photobucket.com/albums/xx268/unamadri…

    Also, I want to know what hair products Sara Pastasauce uses. She's not always the best at dressing herself (pretty average, mostly) but her hair usually looks good.

    • D0li says:

      Have to agree with you here.. she's older but why should that matter in their relationship, it's THEIR relationship! It's just the double standard that older men can date younger women but if it's the other way around it's wierd. Xabi looks so cute with the baby, but kickette that is a bad picture of her though :(

    • Bethany says:

      From reading their comments about Nagore I don't think they care that she's older than Xabi. All I read from them is that it's unattractive for a woman to look about "10 years" older than her age. I do agree with them on this because I personally that she is withered but I think she smoked and obviously that can't have helped. I don't dislike her though…to me she is beautiful not physically but in the sense that she's so classy and ladylike. If I was a man I'd definitely value that over the fact that she looks old. Plus it could be worse, she could be out for attention all the time like some of the other WAGs.

      And I agree with you on Sara. Her hair is always so nice. :(

  5. Kate says:


  6. Dru says:

    Nagore is GORGEOUS. (that bone structure!! that hair!!! those adorable bubbas!!!). Seriously, I'd have a girl crush on her even if she wasn't married to Xabi- and on that subject, she seems like his perfect match.

    I mean, he's so classy I'd feel like a kid next to him. Probably just as well he's married to someone as elegant and sophisticated as Nagore- any younger woman would seem a little immature or silly compared to her coolness IMO.

    • Louise says:

      Really? I think she's very average and looks much older than she actually is.
      I'm sure she's a lovely person but in terms of looks I think he could do so much better.

    • Tish says:

      I disagree. Nagore looks old and washed up, she looks in her 40's. Well she is about 10 yrs older than him so she's pushing 40. I dont find her attractive or appealing in the least. For a hot young baller like Xabi he could have done better, much better.

      • Louise says:

        I read a Spanish article that says she's actually only 2 years older than him, making her 30/31. That just makes it worse to me. She looks so much older than that. I just don't get the attraction.

        • Dru says:

          Well, like I said Xabi seems like a super-mature kind of man so it doesn't really surprise me that he'd date/marry an older woman- even one who's only slightly older. And she seems classy and pulled-together and not attention-seeking at all- I quite like her as a WAG.

      • Dru says:

        I did say it was in my opinion, of course. I don't see why it's a big deal that she's older than him- if the genders were switched and their ages were the same, no one would even care. It's not as if he's a baby baller- the man is in his late 20s after all, there's no ick factor involved if he's in a relationship with/married to an older woman.

        • Pam says:

          Yeah its def your own personal opinion cause most see her as old, haggard looking and frankly un-attractive. Far from being a stunner :/ Yeah I too think he could have done better.

        • Louise says:

          It's definitely not a big deal that she is older than him as she is only a few years older.
          What I meant by my comment is that she looks so mucholder than she actually is. I honestly don't see what's gorgeous about looking so old when she's so young.
          I agree that she's classy though, some of the other WAGs should learn from her.

    • Bethany says:

      Hey, a lot of women stop putting so much effort into their appearance once they have children. Sometimes Nagore looks very beautiful. It's abit weird for me to point this out but surely I'm not the only person who thinks she looks different in every picture? I swear sometimes without her name next to it I wouldn't even recognise her!

  7. Ash Menon says:

    Interesting bit to note, the Pique video's introduction reads "Making off Time Force" rather than "making of". If you ignore the "time force" bit, it translates from spanglish as "making off with Gerard Pique". Yes please!

  8. jamtart heart says:

    Pique was clearly born to have his picture taken. So, so beautiful.

  9. aurrie says:

    goood thing eva said about sara

  10. @AgnesWonka says:

    Nereida and Irina share sth -that is not CR-, they're both famewhores and gold diggers!!!!!!!!!!!!

  11. @AgnesWonka says:

    Mesut Ozil raping is not cool, I'm sorry!
    I can't wait to see what Jenny Thompson has to say….
    I hope Alex Gerrard gets a big, huge cold!!!
    I love Sara C, but I think it's time for her to -as we say in our country- come down from the pony!

  12. D0li says:

    Wow who knew CR would spend that much money on a house that wasn't his.

    • vmj says:

      I do believe Irina bought the loft herself. Cris has nothing to do with it.

      • Pam says:

        I clicked on the link and then translated the article in portuguese. It clearly states that HE bought the loft for her, that he didnt even know the price when he purchased it for her. It also says that he has bought her many apartments in her native Russia, that she know leases.

        • Maria says:

          say what?! I translated it and got the opposite. It said she bought it along with the apartments in Russia. It was also printed in the New York Daily and it said the same thing. But who knows what is the truth? Whatever sells papers.

          • vmj says:

            Yeah, I got two different translations. One that Cristiano brought the loft for Irina, but Irina bought the apartments in Russia. Then on a different translator it said Irina paid for the loft. So who knows? If Cris bought it then he really is a fool and can easily be taken advantage of.

            • Tish says:

              He has so much money that $1.5 million might not be so much for him to spend on a loft for his ho. It wouldnt be so shocking if he did. I read he bought it for her without looking at the price tag, and like they say "love has no price", right? He might be really smitten with her.

              • D0li says:

                Who knows maybe she did buy it herself, after all if she can't buy her own diamonds maybe she'll save that money and buy a house. But didn't whatsherface say that CR was cheap? I mean if he really was then he wouldn't be buying a house especially that much.

                • Maria says:

                  35,000 Euros for diamond earrings is cheap? But yeah that's funny.

                  • D0li says:

                    It's what she said.. not me.. and I didn't know how much he spent on those earings.. whatsherface is just tacky

  13. mellow says:

    Noemi is a beautiful woman. She wanted to kill herself a few months ago..she was found a park near their flat in Paris, and thank God she didn't die. I really hope things will go well for her.

  14. wow says:

    Eva G is so right Sara is wildly Beautiful, but more importantly total class on Eva part! what in the world is wrong with Alex?! it's cold for christ sick!

  15. Zinny says:

    I would lick Pique all over.

    Oh and Nereida…EW. Just ew.

  16. JVD says:

    That Pique video is pure gold! The lip biting, the sexy face, the beard and how great did his butt look in those jeans… oy vey. Thanks Kickette, Monday is always better with Pique.

    • Pique_Xavi says:

      I would have to agree with you 100% especially when the weekend wasn't all that great football-wise.

  17. Pique_Xavi says:

    Dudes! Hands off the merchandise that Pique doesn't need all that makeup. I know its used to make his face even more beautiful but come on! Hands off! I'm so freaking jealous. I don't know if its just me but I didn't see a hair out of place and that guy just happened to be like "oh wait, there a tiny hair out of place let me fix it for you"…. Ugh! I'm dying here. And that other one fixing his shirt? his pants? Aaaaah! I loved it when he was clasping his hands he looked a bit nervous. Gorgeous Pique I'll buy all the watches you are wearing my sweet nerd. I actually will deff. buy that necklace he is wearing.

    As for Coke, yay! I don't want a cheater representing my favortie brand of soda because it may make me into a cheater, lol. That's kind of ridiculous actually. I'm sure not many people would stop buying the brand because of who is representing it. At least my brain is a bit more advance than that. Coke is my only brand of soda and if you know me you know how serious that is ha ha ha but Rooney or no Rooney it will continue to be. Can't be sad for him though.

    • jellenp says:

      Agree, that all the dusting, buffing, ruffling and necklace-maneuvering was simply an excuse to touch. But really, can we blame them??

      • Pique_Xavi says:

        That's the part I hate the most… I can't blame them, they are actually being tame compared to what I would love to do to that Pique. Doesn't help it that he looks all hot and teasing with some almost nipple shot.

  18. gemmie says:

    Love the Pique video, he's like an old pro with all those Zoolander poses. Was it just me or was that makeup/hair guy having WAAAYYYYY too much fun?

  19. Emme says:

    Mesut is so adorable! I just want to carry him around in my pocket. Very happy he is adjusting so well to Real Madrid. I don't understand this Nereida woman…I thought she just got married, yet she is still super obsessed with Cristiano.

  20. Alessandra says:

    Noemie is soooooooooo freaken hot.<3

  21. BarceLisa says:

    -A hen party without booze? really, Abbey??
    -lol Mesut rapping! although that wasn't half bad. He should have rapped in his Turkish mother tongue, it would have sounded something like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdJrC8n7aO0&fe…
    -"California law does not allow public figures like David Beckham to stifle free speech," Yes I'm sure trying to prove a married man of soliciting hookers is exactly what the founding fathers had in mind when they established the First Amendment.
    -I'm so disappointed Rooney won't be endorsing Coke Zero. Who else will I think of when I avoid Coke Zero like the plague?
    -Can we have a Heidi and Spencer-like blackout of anything Nereida related please?

    • DeeRoma says:

      After having to deal with California employment laws, I can honestly say they really are their own country out there.

      • Pique_Xavi says:

        No that would be Texas, lol… But as a person who is a Cali person I can say that celebs seem to get away with murder, literally in some cases. Seriously, if I were Beckham I would go into hidding look at what happened with Tiger and no matter how much you claim to be innocent of wrong doing gossip in L.A. is like air to them, they needed to survive. But nothing will stop anyone from talking not even expensive lawyers.

        • DeeRoma says:

          Although Tiger was Florida, right?

          • jellenp says:

            Um, personally I wouldn't worry to much about what state law they are or aren't citing – the countersuit strikes me as a legal move best assigned its most technical, state-of-the-art terminology: "grasping at straws."

          • Pique_Xavi says:

            True. But my point being actually more towards the cheating scandals are the "it" thing right now. L.A. seems to be the headquarters for gossip. Though the rest of us somehow and for some reason get "involved".

  22. aps says:

    Pique and the lip biting????? O my KICKETTE. Gorgeous stuff.

  23. Lorena $ Yoyo Gaga $ says:

    REALLY Nereida???!!! REALLY???
    My God this girl is brining aaaaall new meaning to the word desperate… Maybe she should use that auction money for a psychiatrist…

    • Zinny says:

      Just when you think she's finally crawled back into her hole, she resurfaces….

      • Lorena $ Yoyo Gaga $ says:

        Just like a real cucaracha :-)

      • D0li says:

        haha lmfao that's so funny! I don't know spanish so i'm not sure what "whatsherface" is doing.

        • Lorena $ Yoyo Gaga $ says:

          Ohhh i just said that she is cockroach…she will survive even a nuclear war :-)

          • Lorena $ Yoyo Gaga $ says:

            Ohhh God I am sooo sorry i just realized- you understand the cucaracha part…and didn't understand the article :-) sorry !!! :-)

  24. Kylie says:

    I'm loving all the footballers+music collaborations, very amusing!

    In Alex Gerrard's defense, I think that might be a romper/jumpsuit thing she's wearing. It kind of looks like the bottom is shorts. Still not really weather appropriate though.

  25. Cammie says:

    Noemie is so pretty, much better the fake lip Irina

  26. Stacey Marie says:

    Oh my Jesus Navas!! PIQUE!!! There are no words…he is just GORGEOUS!
    Mesut Ozil rapping totally made my day!! Thanx Kickette…you rock :)

  27. @vinivia says:

    i love how pastasauce has now evolved to pastabowl (and pastaface)

  28. gin_in_teacups says:

    Nice that Eva said something sweet about Sara. Even though catfight stories are more interesting, sometimes, I just want to hear about people being nice to each other. That said, that magazine cover is not doing Sara any favors…

    • thea says:

      Eva has no cause of envy, you should google the guy she dates these days – a Hot Ass Bull Fighter and dare I say it major upgrade!

      • Eva M says:

        Amen, sista, amen!

      • BarceLisa says:

        a hot bullfighter over the World Cup winning golden boy of Spanish football? its a quandary i tell ya. Personally as much as I dislike Real Madrid, I would much rather be Iker's girl than be with someone who cheats death on a weekly basis. What about you thea?

        god Barca dropping points is really screwing with my head. First I've got Real Madrid and Chelsea in the Champions League final, now I'm choosing Iker as my first choice bf over a guy hotter than him. Please Barca, start winning again!

        • Maya says:

          I agree as hot as Cayetano is, he is an animal killer. He comes across as extremely boring in interviews as well as a cold person in photos and videos with his ex- wife, ex-gfs and Eva too.

        • gin_in_teacups says:

          That second paragraph really made me laugh. I do stuff like that all the time, though the opposite from you as team loyalties go. I had a big fight with myself when I put some Barca players on my FF team. It feels mental, but sometimes you've gotta do what you've gotta do. For what it's worth, I'd pick just about any Barca player over a bullfighter any day.

      • gin_in_teacups says:

        He's hot, but I think bullfighting is disgusting and the fact that he could kill an animal in such a horribly cruel way, as his job, completely puts me off him.

        Anyway, I wasn't really implying that Eva would or should be jealous. She's a beautiful woman too. I just meant that papers usually like to publish stories that show people's bad sides, and it's good to read nice stuff instead.

      • @DebStimson says:

        lol… in the article where Eva talks about Sara, the line
        "Ella sigue feliz con Cayetano, aún recuperándose de la cogida que sufrió en agosto en Baeza, Jaén."

        translated to "She is happy with Cayetano, still recovering from the f*cking he suffered in August in Baeza, Jaén" with Google translator…. going out on a limb here, I'm guessing there's a different translation?

        • GeorgiaJ says:

          LOL! Well, even though "cojida" does translate to "fucking", in Spain we use that as slang word for bullfighting accidents in which the bull comes out as rather victorious, which in most of the cases does indeed leave the bullfighter fushed up=)

    • Maya says:

      She did not pose for a cover, this photo is an old candid photo actually. Oh and Cuore style is just a supplement to Revista Cuore ( tabloid part of what is called 'prensa rosa' in Spain) where they mention where to buy the stuff that famous people wear. They could have selected a better photo with better ' style'.
      Nice of Eva to say that.

  29. jellenp says:

    Um, how can I train to become a "hot man photographer"?

    • Alvedon says:

      I want to be the makeup artist (assuming we are both wanting these jobs to get closer to Pique)

      • jellenp says:

        You both raise important points. I no longer need to be the actual photographer, just any position that involves touching him as often as possible.

    • Taskeen says:

      Could i squeeze in and be the designated baby-oiler? (ya know coz these kinds of pics always need a bit of oil) … and voila! we have the perfect photography team lol (well pique photography team anyway)

    • Pique_Xavi says:

      You think if we get some lights, a real expensive camera, a laptop, some outfits Pique would believe we are professional photographers? If so, I would like to try it if anyone is interested. I could get some boxerbriefs he could model for us… I mean for a company.

    • N1kki says:

      I wish it was as easy as that! I’ve been a photographer for 9 years and have never photographed anything near as hot as Pique…I’m still hoping though

  30. Eebza says:

    PIQUE. wow.
    thank you.

    pastasauce is so beautiful.

    and ozil…awwww bless him!

  31. thea says:

    Not the best cover photo for pastaface.