October 11th, 2010

Kickette Catch Up: Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet

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The England NT warmed our hearts and loins all weekend long.


- While away on international duty, England stars Steven Gerrard, Joleon Lescott, Shaun Wright-Philips and Ashley Young took time out from training to visit the children’s Ward of Watford General Hospital. See also: Joe Hart smiling, jagerbombing – two activities which, in our opinions, added further value to his hot stock.

- By the way, should you be a UK resident who is interested in seeing Hart’s on-pitch antics, along with the rest of the ENT as the squad squares off against France, mosey on over to UMBRO’s Facebook page for your chance to win a trip to Wembley on 17th November.

Noelia Lopez Guti Arantxa de Benito- There apparently was a rather awkward encounter in Madrid late Friday/early Saturday, involving Guti, his girlfriend/ex-girlfriend Noelia Lopez and his ex-wife, Arantxa de Benito. Despite confirming how she and Goots broke off their romance last week, Lopez and Guti attended the Juan Pena concert together. Things were said to be tense, though, once Arantxa’s Shakira-wannabe hips began obstructing her personal space. Nevertheless, the on/off couple left in the same car, so who the hell knows what’s going on anymore?!

- Stuart Holden, of the Bolton Wanderers, took his shirt off Saturday night post-USMNT duty.


- We were too distracted by the fierce hairstyles Col Rooney was rockin’ in a Sunday paper interview to dwell on the mixed messages both halves of the Rooney couple were spreading. More specifically, Wayne exclusively speaking with the same tabloid that blew the lid off of his recent hooker hoopla.  Also: his partners-in-crime were out-n-about this weekend.

Francesc Fabregas Arsenal- Where in the world is Cesc Fabregas? No, seriously, he wants you to guess. If you aren’t already following him or us on Twitter yet, you are b-a-n-a-n-a-s.

- How’s this for a job well done? AC Milan’s Zlatan Ibrahimovic offered a trial to the son of the fella he hired to build his Swedish manse, after the teen and the on-loan star had a kickabout one day during construction hours.

- Sara C.’s saucy stares at Iker on the sidelines somehow helped her nab her first journo award for sports reporting -  the 2010 Golden Atenna Award. Coincidentally, today’s fun-filled round-up of snark was brought to you by her WAG flashback, which ain’t nearly as horrid as Alex in her earlier days.

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26 Responses to “Kickette Catch Up: Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet”

  1. louise says:

    if you go to fanpop.com you can see him and his girlfriend about to get busy on the terrace!!!! woopseee

  2. Leya_S says:

    I vowed to never get Twitter, but I might REALLY do it.
    Damn you Cesc Fabregas!!!

  3. sheila says:

    Cesc certainly likes to give the world what it wants…! He's a total ham.

  4. Missy Manchester says:

    Wouldn't it be nice if….

    1. Guti didn't wear earrings.
    2. There was a WAGs vs Ho's Smackdown…right there on High Street
    3. Alex G. and Sara C won awards they DESERVED…like "Best Impersonation of a Journalist" or "Best DayGlo Tans"

  5. @DebStimson says:

    Cesc by far has the best twitter postings! Love this guy!

    Have any of you seen the recent pics that Sergio has posted? Looks like he's been busy recruiting other SNT footballers over to his finger pointing ways.

  6. Violets says:

    Stu became a totally BAMF in that game. The way he just swooped in and took control? Oy.

  7. Bebo Ronaldo says:

    Ooooo Cesc…if only he was in my backgarden!!!

  8. @AgnesWonka says:

    the pic of Cesc is a photoshop, isn't it?

  9. Zinny says:

    Seeing as how I don't live in Spain, would someone kindly explain how in the good name of San Iker did Pasta win a journalism award? And I'm really not trying to be mean, I just want to know why.

    Mmm Sex on the beach. Why don't men like that exist in my life. I go to the beach, I see beer bellies and hairy backs.

    • LuvinBale says:

      LOL!!! Loved your post- and entirely agree with you on the “beach bodies” that we mere mortals encounter. US beaches are not really the place to see rock hard abs. St least nor the ones I visit.

      Mmmmmmm Cesc on the beach. He should have his own drink named after him.

  10. BarceLisa says:

    the look on stevie's face covering that kid's chelsea badge was soooo adorable! Speaking of adorable, what about that twitpic of Cesc and that little dog? Both these guys can do no wrong in my eyes. And those before and after pics of Alex and Pastasauce… wow that really made my day.

    • Taskeen says:

      the pic with the puppy almost killed me!
      sigh.. if only we could walk into our lounges and see that everyday!

  11. ongaros says:

    We guess that Cesc is in Capri!
    Happy thanksgiving from Canada, I am thankful for good looking ballers and a rich fantasy life.

  12. gin_in_teacups says:

    Stevie playing with kids – my heart!!! Such a great video. Though I'm surprise you didn't also include the video of the English NT running around shirtless. Even with the scourge of Rooney (don't sy I didn't warn you ladies) it's still glorious http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-RjVzgTNAI&fe…

    Cesc, bless his heart. Don't toy with us babe – just tell us so we can book our flights pronto!

    • hereforthenando says:

      Cesc is clearly waiting for us on Kickette Island. As we speak, I'm packing my tanning oil and nothing else.

  13. Kylie says:

    Added to the list of things I must experience at least once: Dance drunkenly on a bar with Joe Hart.

  14. hereforthenando says:

    A year ago, I had no idea who Joe Hart was. Oh, what a difference a year makes. He was really working it on that bar counter.

    • Deanna says:

      3 am drunk, singing on top of a bar in Spain? Yes, I would LOVE to party with Joe Hart!!! One of those blondes should have been me!

  15. Ashlee says:

    I love this website. Well done ladies :)

  16. tracy765 says:

    Don't bother guessing where Cescy is – he's on my (imaginary) back terrace.

  17. mamaly says:

    last week there was a video of Guti , his girlfriend and ex-wife of that encounter on spanish tv show corazon.
    it was priceless. the girlfriend was so p****d-off.
    maybe a spanish kickette can find the link

  18. Lotte (Zlatanista) says:

    Sweet Jesus (Navas)!! My heart exploded when i saw the lads with the kids in the hospital! It just makes you smile foolishly.

    • BarceLisa says:

      my mind cannot get past the mention of "Zlatan" and "construction site" in the same sentence. The thought of dirty, sweaty, shirtless Zlatan in tight jeans and a hard hat… I need a cold shower.

      • Lotte (Zlatanista) says:

        Oh, girl!! You´re worse than me! Bless your heart!!

        • Lotte (Zlatanista) says:

          Don´t forget the obligatory picking up of a bucket of water and splashing it all over that body… waterdrops seeking their way down… (this is deffo NOT appropriate behaviour of a mother of two :) )

          • BarceLisa says:

            I think Kickette Island has just found its resident handyman! Somehow I don't think he will be getting much work done… on construction that is.