March 29th, 2010

Kickette Catch-Up: Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet

- Chelsea’s Michael Ballack headed to Zuma and Frank Lampard hit up ChinaWhite to celebrate their win this weekend. Yes. ChinaWhite. It still exists, Kickettes.

- As the good fellas at World of MUFC alerted us, Emma Neville gave birth to her second daughter, Sophie, last week. Congrats to Gary Neville and family.

- Seems as though Vanessa Perroncel has successfully built herself a (Wayne-funded?) bridge and gotten over it. She was spotted Saturday evening on a night out after her reported £1 mill in support claim was granted. She was also spotted by some Chelsea boys on a night out. How fun.

- Danielle Lineker (nee Bux) revealed to The Mirror that she has stretch marks from her first and only pregnancy. Her candor is somewhat endearing; her plumber’s crack is not.

Wes Brown's WAG Leanne- Rounding out what was a WAG-filled Saturday, Wes Brown’s wife, Leanne, went shopping with one of her daughters in tow. Yes, this is news


- Florentino Perez was probably somewhere crying after realizing he broke the bank during last summer’s transfer window and he can’t even claim the highest paid sports team in the world.¬†Turns out, MLB’s NY Yankees were annointed the highest paid players globally – with Real Madrid’s shiny superstars in the second spot.

- Diego Forlan’s girlfriend, Zaira Nara, offered a pretty lengthy look into the couple’s lovelife in a recent Hola! magazine interview.

Twenty-one years of age, she recently relocated from Argentina to be with her Atletico Madrid man. Her surname may ring a bell: older sister, Wanda, married to former Barcelona boy Maxi Lopez in something none of us would consider a wedding dress.

- The second installment of Andrei Arshavin’s Official Site Q&A was released much to the delight of poets and novelists everywhere.

- Much in the way men that date ballet dancers have to deal with hammer toes and other such loveliness, it would appear WAGabees need to content with situations such as this. Take it away C-Ron. Is your love strong enough?

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23 Responses to “Kickette Catch-Up: Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet”

  1. meji says:

    crons feet are footballers feet. im a player so i know how much abuse our toes take.

  2. aps says:


  3. FootballerChick43 - says:

    Michael Ballack, WTF are you WEARING? Seriously. He took my advice for more black but he did it wrong, lol. Looks great on his skin but… that blazer. Oh my God, that blazer. He should have worn jeans and I wouldn't be fussing so much.

  4. Ella says:

    There’s a special place in hell for Vanessa P. I can’t stand that wh*re. Sorry, just my opinion!

    And, I’m not biased or anything, but I don’t think CRon’s feet look bad at all for someone who is a professional athlete. I’ve seen much worse on people who don’t use their feet for a living. :)

  5. sana says:

    Oh my poor baby CR.

    Is becouse of football i think his feet are still beautiful nomatter what.


  6. sana says:

    I somtimes have the feeling frank is gay. XD

    I Just dont know why!

  7. lidoli says:

    Still love Crissy….dont mind the feet AT ALL!!!

  8. Ines del Sol says:

    Frank, you look so damn FINE.

  9. Missy Manchester says:

    I'm concerned for the safety of Leanne Brown's daughter. Juggling a child and a purse whilst teetering atop those sky-high stilettos would make a tightrope walker nervous. Let's hope Leanne doesn't step on a piece of gravel. A tumble could result in twisted tendons and a terrified tot.

  10. NandosGirl says:

    Wow, I just live for Arshavinisms. Every little kernel of brilliance that spews from his mouth is simply amazing. He can be sexist, crazy, or just plain idiotic and I love every bit of it. I'm a 'pool fan, but come on; no one is immune to his Russian munchkin charm. Okay, monologue over. I'm off to bask in his glory. :P

  11. Amy says:

    I love C-ron so i can look past the feet!

  12. Lilly says:

    Chinawhite? Really? Thought it closed or something!

  13. Is it me or Vanessa has a slightly weird mouth?

  14. Trista Jade says:

    I didn’t know a Wag’s hair could legally be that color. Thank you, Leanne, for clearing that up for me. Although, on a side not, Wes’s hair has some times terrified me, so the fact that his wife has a wacky color choice kind of makes sense.

    Congrats to Gaz on the new baby girl – I think Wayne should score five goals Tuesday just to celebrate. ;)

    As for C-Ron’s feet…I hate feet anyway, so as long as he keep socks on (which probably won’t happen), keeps the things away from my face or drags me off to the spa with him to get them taken care of, I think I’ll be alright. But that’s just me.

  15. livv4footy says:

    I don't care at all about the footwear. at home they are extreemely normal with guys. my dad wears them. :) cristiano is just making them look even better!

  16. Danika says:

    Hmmm, Franky going to the old roots:ChinaWhite is the place where he met Elen(she was working there). Ballack style, OMG!

  17. Amy says:

    wes brown’s wife’s hair is a crazy color!

  18. Inés says:

    Oh I love Zaira Nara! she's not a dirty b**** like her sister!

  19. tammyv says:

    Lamps is Shiny…. I miss the Elen wacky days where shiney was the norm.

    Congrats G'Nev but wow, England's golden generation is all about the girls (minus Becks and Rio): Lamps, Stevie, G'Nev, Carrick, Brown all have only

  20. liv says:

    Ballack is the only Chelsea player she has not been link with my God; and the$ she just won from Bridge o dear the women is a wizard! And C Ron that is just disgusting! if ur going to get a facial and body wax include a pedicure!

  21. Molly says:

    Ohh Lamps my future 2nd husband I love you :) .

    Congrats to Gary, Emma, and big sister Molly on baby Sophie!!!!

    I see golddigger Vanessa is out trying to get another Chelsea player LOL jk haha sorry I made myself laugh. But she is annoying, spending all of Wayne's money on going out and I bet thats a new dress too. Go get a job if you want to go out Vanessa that money Bridge is giving you is for your son!!!

  22. Blair says:

    This made my Monday! Ooooooooooooooooo, FRANK!

  23. carly says:

    lmao – can't believe Vanessa bumped into Chelsea players. It's fate people, fate.

    Ugh, those Nara sisters make my skin crawl to the max :S

    Congrats to the Nevilles!