January 3rd, 2011
Kickette Catch Up: Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet
- The Ronaldo family brought the LOLz all weekend long. While Ron and his piggy posed together, Irina Shaykweight spent NYE in Vegas and CRJR was carted around by Aveiro family members who were clad in denim eye-busters and brain bleeder white boots.
- Speaking of C-Ron, his alleged baby mama allegedly wants her alleged bubba back.
- Alex Gerrard headed out to the salon via her Aston Martin to get her hair did before NYE. She wore stripes. This is now news.
- The Sun wants us to believe that Ashley Cole was close to tears after his ex-wife Cheryl flew off for NYE celebrations with Derek Hough.
- Arsenal’s Jack Wilshere turned 19! Let’s all celebrate by looking at the pic he tweeted the next day of his beloved pug Dolly lounging with him on the settee. Jack is not wearing a shirt.
The ever-delish Yoann Gourcuff went surfing in St Barths on his Xmas break. Cameron Diaz also went surfing. But wait! They were not surfing together. Life can return to normal. After you’ve seen the zoom shot of Lashes’ arse.
- Absence makes the heart grow fonder? It doesn’t seem to the case for Portuguese international Simao, who recently completed his transfer to Turkish club Besikatas amid reports that his marriage was in crisis.
- Red Devil Jonny Evans celebrated his 23rd b-day. Congrats, luv!
- Ed Westwick hit up the Chelsea game. He looked… Ed Westwickish.
- Age ain’t nothin’ but a number to a certain PL ‘baller who isn’t being honest about his digits. We’d like to know what anti-aging cream he’s been using.
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