May 2nd, 2011

Kickette Catch Up: Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet

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Hark! Whose stray chin strands go there? Image Credit: REUTERS/Giorgio Perottino.

Saturday

- We had harsh words for the owl-kicking Colombian player after we caught wind of the incident, but they weren’t nearly as bad as his court-mandated punishment. Luis Moreno must pay an undisclosed fine, foot the bird’s treatment bill and perform community service at the local zoo.

- Would you ‘turn off the TV’ for Alessandro Del Piero? What if he bribes you with his bedhead and Italian language-of-love skillz?

- Gerard Pique’s girlfriend, Shakira, won 6 trophies at the Latin Billboard Music Awards. Not too shabby we say.

Sunday

Soccer italy pornstache beard- Oh, Zlatan. Why must your facial hair continue to torture us so? We even went as far as abstaining from hurling deserved slurs in your pornstache’s direction. Your repayment is uncalled for. (Btw, Ibra and his facial ish were seen sitting in the stands of AC Milan v. Bologna match yesterday. Image Credit: Claudio Villa/Getty Images Europe.)

- Time to say a sad ‘so long’ to Sami Hyypia, Kickettes. The former Liverpool man – and current Bayer Leverkusen player – announced his retirement from the beautiful game, effective at the official conclusion of the Bundesliga season.

- Frankie Sandford, she of hot body and insane accessories, is said to be peeved about Wayne Bridge’s plans for an all lads holiday. For the sake of being over-protective of our girl crush, we’re watching you WB!

- Lastly, Happy Birthday to Ashley Laine, an apparent fan of ours who gave herself the gift that keeps on giving: our archives. If you haven’t had the chance to properly travel back in time with our ’07-’10 selves, get to work or experience a level of shame that no morning-after walk could match. Yeah, we’re short on stories, whatcha gonna do about it?!

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18 Responses to “Kickette Catch Up: Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet”

  1. Isabella says:

    Ibra is hot any ways, he is almost perfect ♥

  2. Sergz says:

    I didn't really pay any attention to Ibra's facial hair because when he was watching the game from the stands, he was cuddling with his kids. Instead of wanting to shave his face, I just aww'ed everytime I saw the little family. (:
    http://www.aftonbladet.se/sportbladet/fotboll/int…

  3. Fareen says:

    I think Kickette should have a real good look at Sami Hyypia…we may never see this God of a football player on screen anytime soon after it all finishes…. :[

  4. Marika says:

    Zlatan is The Man – He is far beyond hot. I am sooooooooo into him!!!

    Sami Hyypiä: Kaikkea hyvää tuleville eläkepäiville! Olen varma että kuulemme sinusta vielä jossakin muodossa.

  5. xbabyshakesx says:

    does anyone else think Zlatan looks like a big goof???
    he just looks soo silly to me lol

  6. Lilly says:

    Zlatan could wear a hat made of fruit and fuchsia harem pants for all I care, I'd still find him devastatingly hot

  7. @VeiledHeart says:

    Zlatan's facial hair in these pics is far and away better than that mustache catastrophe. That was horrible. I love him far too much to lie.

  8. Harrow says:

    http://www.youtube.com/?v=oXuxJ7T-QnI
    jaw drops. Pants follow.

    • Amber C says:

      Dear Lord that is one raging……huge……wow…just, WOW!

    • bri_saldana says:

      Ok…My heart was just getting over him Harrow. Thanks a lot, I now fear that the rest of me will NEVER let go!

  9. DrStrangelove says:

    I've actually grown a furry number recently which is almost identical Ibrahimovic's. (Not deliberately, I stress)

    I understand exactly why he keeps it: stroking it is therapeutic. I swear it triggers an endorphin rush.

  10. EEF says:

    Honey, I would do ANYTHING for Alex del Piero!!!

  11. AC_USA says:

    This stache is better then previous one! I still love Ibra! He is like a rebel! Always wants everyone to focus on him :)

  12. Pao says:

    The guy who kicked the owl is another luis moreno who happens to be Panamanian playing for a Colombian club. So basically the guy who kicked the owl isn't Colombian!
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luis_Moreno_(footbal…
    http://www.nydailynews.com/blogs/the_beautiful_bl…

  13. Sarah, Madrid says:

    Kickette, no Happy Birthday Beckham,how can you forget this glorious day when Beck has arrived to this world to offer us class, hotness, style for the past 10 years and more.

    Happy Birthday David!

  14. Kristine says:

    I can't help it, Ibra just floats my boat no matter what he does to himself. Man does he give me nasty thoughts!