April 19th, 2010

Kickette Catch-Up: Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet

Saturday

- Robbie Savage, Roque Santa Cruz and their Man City teammates were Twitpic’d at a charity cook-off event on Saturday.  Ironically, we and Robbie happen to share the same pet name for Roque: ‘gorgeous’. What are the odds of that?

- Dasha Zhukova looked post-baby beautiful on the red carpet at the Grace Kelly: Style Icon private exhibition viewing. Dasha and boyfriend, Roman Abramovich, had baby Aaron four months ago in the States. It was the Chelsea FC owner’s sixth child.

- We were saddened to learn that Franck Ribery has been questioned as a witness by authorities investigating another French NT player’s involvement related to prostitution involving a minor. Ugh.

- With the abundance of WAG news on Saturday, it’s no wonder High Street stores are hawking kiddies tees with ‘Future WAG’ emblazoned across the front. Double ugh.

Sunday

- Before the start of the weekend, the world seemed destined to collapse in the deep crevice of Kim Kardashian’s arse crack. While fangirls everywhere were dying to know deets of her hook-up with Cristiano Ronaldo, Kim finally killed the big pink elephant in the room by telling the press that she is ‘having a good time being single’. Hardly what we wanted to hear.

KK does win points for asking who the source was behind the Ronaldo hook-up rumours. Then again, the proof is in the pudding.

- Our 2008 Man Ho of The Year is back with a vengeance. The NOTW caught Jermain Defoe and his ‘afternoon delight’  lady friend in the back of his car. She was on her knees. You can figure out the rest.

- Danielle Lloyd, a former Defoe girl, will be starring in an upcoming ITV reality TV show. About fishing. Cue the cheesy press questions: ‘what/who was your biggest catch?’ Over the weekend, Dani, her bump and her fianceé, Jamie O’Hara, were seen out enjoying the warm(er) London weather over the weekend.

- Frank Lampard tugged our heart strings a little tighter when he was spotted wining and dining girlfriend Bleakly and her mother – again.

- We couldn’t figure out which EPL player is paying London gangs in exchange for his safety, but we sure do have a hunch.

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21 Responses to “Kickette Catch-Up: Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet”

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  3. queen says:

    roqueeeeeeee! :D gorgeousss!!

  4. Senorita Iniesta says:

    So no hook up between Kardashian and Cris? :(

  5. aps says:

    o kickette plz spill the beans on who u think the player is!

  6. aps says:

    bleakly's nose and mouth look horrendous! her profile is ewwww. u gots to do better lamps. u deserve it. slutty kim k and slutty ronaldo- a match made in heaven. defoe is disgusting!

  7. Debbie says:

    Roqueeeeee <33333333

  8. Ella says:

    Apparently I’m in a catty mood: Bleakley has a terrible profile and I honestly thought it was her mother in the 1st pic. Ick.

    If Kim K. hooked up with Cron, I might die. She is soooo dumb. BUT, i will admit that she is beautiful and as far as skanks go, CR9 has done MUCH worse. Still, in my delusional mind, he is celibate, waiting for me to move to Europe. LOL!

    NO, Ribery, NO!!!

  9. suzie says:

    God Roque looks sooooo hot there.

  10. Missy Manchester says:

    Ribery, his French NT clubgoing friends, JT, Defoe, Tiger Woods, and the rest of that skankadelic-money ho-loving crew are pitiful.

  11. liv says:

    I am suprise that Savage didn’t get electrocuted by Roque hotness there!
    What in the world is going on with the french NT good heavens!
    C. ronaldo is slutty and famouse, while KK is overexpose and gorgeous, if they do hoke up a match made in reality tv heaven!
    Defo you’re nasty take it inside like the rest of the world do!

  12. Nastya says:

    lampsy has no taste in women . first elen , now this . the end of .

  13. LizB (Mrs. Vucinic) says:

    Haha wow, Defoe. Classy. Somehow I’m not surprised, but really? With kids nearby?

  14. carly says:

    Oh Roque <3

    Bleakly woman looks just like her mother, so Frank can get an idea of what she'll look like in a few years…but more importantly what on earth is that scarf Joe Cole is wearing? Ugh. o.0

  15. Venice says:

    Ah Roque <3

  16. Alessandra says:

    oh, roque~~~~~~ you can cook up anything in any room *cough the bedroom* of my home.

  17. Liz says:

    Do you expect any different from the likes of Defoe?

    As for the Tacky Wag slogan T-shirts…horrendous!

  18. Molly says:

    Ewww Defoe is so disgusting, yuck!!!!!