December 26th, 2011

Kickette Catch Up: Your Holiday Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet

Stephen Ireland wouldn’t dare forget to bring his snakeskin pants to Ronaldinho’s next pyjama party…would he?

If you think this is good, just wait.

It gets better.


- We offered our steamiest congrats to Barcelona’s Victor Valdes, who received the Catalan Athlete of the year award.

- Alessandro Del Piero dressed as St Nick to spread some holiday cheer around town in Turin. He stayed far away from German club St Pauli whilst in costume.

- Football Federation Australia (FFA) faced some sirius legal action from Jason Culina, and the Professional Footballers Association after a claim of about $1.7 million was filed against the organisation for allegedly failing to ensure the injured Socceroo was covered by insurance.

- To answer Caught Offside‘s question, it’s 60 – 90 seconds.


- Bolton’s Christmas party was a dud.

- When Fatbooth & a photo of Benny Feilhaber collide.

- Fauxhawk fanatic and Nike underwear modelNeymar, says it’s difficult to find a sincere woman as a footballer. Shocker.

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17 Responses to “Kickette Catch Up: Your Holiday Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet”

  1. may says:

    hey those arent Stephen Ireland's legs and thighs lol they are someone else's if you look carefully you can tell they are upside down and you can see a zebra stripped sock on his left hip,,,,,

  2. Catie2838 says:

    I haven't even finished reading this, I just really needed to say that whatever is going on with Stephen Ireland is spectacularly awful.

  3. MaryMary says:

    Ireland is so unattractive. He looks like a condom.

  4. Try says:

    If you guys were smart you would notice that Stephen isn’t wearing the pants. Whoever is taking the pic is the one in the snake skin leggings.

  5. MercyCFC says:

    John won't be happy seeing that,Lampsy!

    LOL forgive my inner slashshipper

  6. Danielle says:

    I thought they were his legs.

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  8. JCJ says:

    Omg St Pauli is awesome!!

  9. ChefDi says:

    I'm gonna just stick to the really good stuff ~ that ADP TV segment just rocked my world, oh yum. Thank you!!

  10. FabregasPublicist says:

    Hey, Kickette. You forgot Aaron Ramsey's birthday!

    • Katie says:

      This was the most important part of the weekend/Monday for sure. How could they forget this?!?!!?

  11. Natalie says:

    OK, the pants are in WTF category and that award that Valdes is holding (congrats BTW) kinda looks like a nose of a rhino!

  12. Amber C says:

    What the heck?! Thanks Kickette for making me literally (Richard) sick. Ugh, that picture of Stephen Ireland is horrendous!

  13. Rachael says:

    Those trousers aaagghh sweet Jesus my eyes are still hurting!! What is wrong with guy why oh why wwould he ever think they looked good.

  14. black widow says:

    seeing as it was nando's arse franky was carressing, i'd say 60 to 90 seconds sounds about right!

    • April says:

      Was just gonna say, "can we really blame Frank?" I mean, I'd find it quite hard to remove my hand once planted, so hats off to him!