November 21st, 2011

Kickette Catch Up: Your Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet

Barcelona thursday thigh off

Image: Twitter.

We can’t deny – we were quite the lushes this weekend.

With our gluttony on a roll, we give you Carles Puyol’s thigh(s). This may or may not resemble your brain on drugs, but just go with it. It’s the best we can offer you at this time.

Saturday

- The Mirror tried to get cute with an infographic of their own but nothing will beat the original.

- We read Samuel Eto’o's words as ‘wealthy’ instead of ‘healthy’. But that probably says more about us than him.

- David De Gea breaks with Spanish NT traditions and reveals he has decent music taste.

Sunday


Image: Getty Images/Daylife.

- Abbey Clancy was one of the famous faces invited to the ‘star-studded opening’ of the Embassy Club in Dubai. That’s her mama Karen on the right, y’know. 

- Jermaine Pennant and his freshly pimped out Aston Martin terrorised the streets of Stoke.

- And finally, those of you who have been desperately waiting to hear Natasha Giggs’ thoughts on her football affiliations, that street row and Ryan’s prowess in bed, look no further than this interview. We’re sure there’s someone out there somewhere.

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13 Responses to “Kickette Catch Up: Your Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet”

  1. Emma says:

    What did i say..? :(

  2. Agnes Wonka says:

    Abbey's dress is amazing! her mother looks a lot like the headmistress of the highschool where I work, and she's mean :S

  3. DrStrangelove says:

    "There's only so many times you can listen to La Bamba and the Macarena."

    Nice bit of cultural stereotyping there with the de Gea article. :rolleyes:

  4. anna says:

    "Mama" Karen? Damn! She could pass for a sister. I wish I look that good when I'm her age, maybe less waxy looking.

  5. Anju says:

    mmmmm that looks like a fleshy piece of turkey leg to me…

  6. Chopper Hotdogg says:

    That ain't Stoke. That's Deansgate.

  7. Rachael says:

    Mmm nice thigh, talking of which couldn’t we have had a pic of Fabio Cannavero at the launch instead of Abbey and her mother! Natasha Giggs please just go away now.

  8. Gladys says:

    Wow, I think reading that Giggs' affair interview just killed 10,000 of my brain cells. The only person who seems worth anything is the brother. May his business in Dubai do well and may he leave the whole trashy lot of them behind.

  9. Sarah, Madrid says:

    Que!! :ORamos has a beautiful taste in music!, de gea is not alone!

  10. JCJ says:

    Holy crap, Abbey Clancy looks like a clone of her mom! And that picture of Puyol's thigh is supposed to be a treat? With that camera angle it just looks weird and out of proportion …

  11. Mel says:

    I thought the picture of the three women were of wax figures…….. OMG!