February 13th, 2012

Kickette Catch Up: Your Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet

Another Monday is upon us, but let’s at least start the day gently with some morning loveliness by way of Phil Jagielka on a zebra bed.

Pull out those curlers and get the coffee on, Kickettes, we’ve lots to catch up on today.

Oh, and yes, we are still intoxicated from this weekend’s games. More on that later.

How was your two day work reprieve, btw?


- Emilie Nefnaf is rumoured to be pregnant with Jérémy Menez’s baby. He’s barely relevant, and we have no clue who she is, but congrats nonetheless!

- Photos of USWMNT player Alex Morgan and her Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition body-painted bikini hit the internet, although the snaps didn’t break it as predicted. Only one can hold that esteemed honour, y’see.

- David Goodwillie’s willie is all good now that those nasty rape allegations have been dropped, leaving him no choice but to sue for all his accuser’s got.


- We’d have liked Jerome Boateng explain to us what a ‘terrorist teddy’ is, but he was rather busy throwing up deuces at the Thomas Sabo party in Munich with Bayern Munich team-mate, David Alaba, to notice us screaming his name from the press queue.

- There was talk about footballers pranking each other, in front of ITV camera crews. Now that’s dedication to the Kickette cause if we ever saw it.

- This begs the obvious question: would you kick Joe Hart out of the bed for farting?

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10 Responses to “Kickette Catch Up: Your Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet”

  1. Jenni says:

    Can I just say, if you've got a show lined up with Rio Ferdinand, Wayne Rooney and Mario Balotelli, why would you only include pictures of the first two, when the third one is actually aesthetically pleasing?

  2. lisa says:

    Omg Phil looks absolutely precious. Just look at his smil.e

  3. Jen says:

    Jags on a zebra stripe bed-YES PLEASE!!!!!!!! OMG thank you Kickette!!!

  4. IrishBlue says:

    Oh Phil Jagielka, what a nice smile he has….takes the focus away from the terrible zebra bed anyway :)

  5. MrsLBaines says:

    Jags looks good as always … but the interior decor is ghastly! One knows that the zebra print ottoman conflicts with the wallpaper and wall art! Either the ottoman or wallpaper should be plain. And Jags should be shirtless to let out his inner animal!

  6. lydia says:

    About the Bayern Thomas Sabo party, you guys forgot someone who also attended the party! Manuel Neuer also went with Jerome and David!

  7. Carvivlie says:

    Poor girl doesn't look like she has any boobs–but I guess that comes with being so fit.

    • April says:

      Could they have painted her an uglier bathing suit? Was the goal to use so many shapes and colors that you couldn't see her body even if you tried (because we know, there are tons of guys trying)? Poor girl… they could have given her a bunch better bikini than that.

      • Carvivlie says:

        Yeah the bikini itself wasn't great. I can only think that the painters were having fun because of the complexity and difficulty but really weren't thinking about the final product on her.

  8. JaneSpotting says:

    Weekend was nice. Watched Real Madrid become 10 points clear of Barca…meanwhile..oh oh oh Ode to Phil Jagielka…the cutest smile in all of the United Kingdom. Such a yummy and fine Yorkshireman ;-) . Gracias Kickettes…