February 27th, 2012

Kickette Catch Up: Your Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet

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Setting the tone for things to come, how opportunistically great is this Kickette Army soldier girl’s epic photobomb?

Saturday

- Joining the illustrious cast of “WAG: The Musicial” is Michael Chopra’s ex. You remember them, Kickettes? They were the couple who fought out the demise of their brief marriage via Facebook. Caring levels for this news remains minimal, but let’s watch this space.

USMNT Pepsi Max modeling product shill- Despite us being Coke-from-a-red-can fans, we applaud Pepsi Max’s efforts to get us to switch over to the dark side. USMNT players are possibly the most enticing, low-cal collateral on this side of the equator.

- When a club owner’s wife gets to deliver her husband’s team halftime talk, somewhere out there a little WAG gets her angel wings.

Sunday

- Hot Hall of Famer, Iker Casillas, and Finest Five numero dos, Cesc Fabregas, were caught on camera holding hands. Their skipping over the river and through the woods to grandma’s house wasn’t. UPDATE: the image is apparently as old as their communal grandma’s house. Which we still need to see pictures of, BTW.

- Wolf whistling is not exactly how we’d describe our brand of vocal corralling, but maybe these lads can teach us a thing or two about their naming and shaming tactics. It got Abbey Crouch’s attention, so why not try wolf whistling on for size? [via The Sun]

- We hate Scrabble but we’re always down for a rousing round of Words (and Hands) With Friends. Gerard Pique, call us. We promise not to send you straight to voicemail if you do.

Monday

Arsenal Aaron Ramsey team great britain kit olympics football soccer hot muscles- Commenter Jayy pointed out to us today that Aaron “Sex on Legs” Ramsey’s ankle is crocked, preventing him from playing in Wednesday’s Gary Speed tribute match. We wish we could more regularly update injury stories such as this one, but unfortunately the numerous hidden cameras we’ve planted in locker rooms and on physio stations never seem to catch the more pertinent areas of our interests.

- On that note, pardon our recent (and incessant) Arsenal drooling. Sometimes we get stuck in a criminally foine and insanely Adorkable rut even though there’s other players, hawt policemen (i.e. this guy) teams and stories (i.e. Neymar underwear news) for us to get to. We’re kinda soz, Kickettes. But also kinda not.

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29 Responses to “Kickette Catch Up: Your Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet”

  1. Jayy says:

    p.s WHO IS THAT HOT COP KICKETTE? Dear God, if all policemen looked like that, Id be in trouble with the law 24/7 ;)

  2. Jenni says:

    I LOVE the photobomb… Can I just say that as an Arsenal fan, I haven't done a lot of Arsenal drooling lately. I remember when we had all the hottest players; Henry, Pires, Ljungberg, Gallas, Hleb, Flamini… These days I only really appreciate Fabianski for anything other than football skills. It's probably my age. Or the fact that all our hot players these days are little-boy hot, which I've never liked (more likely to be that, as the player I have the biggest crush on right now is Balotelli, and the fact that he's nine years my junior doesn't bother me at all).

  3. Liza says:

    I wish that we could give this girl an award! I hope she is a kickette fan :)

  4. Jayy says:

    Woooo my nickname for aaron is catching on – SEX ON LEGSS. but no worries kickette, he will still be at the match so keep your perving radars on alert! <3 And lol at that epic fangirl! Xx

  5. mimi says:

    Honestly I think Pique is one of the ugliest players in the spanish squad.

    • Anna de Babi says:

      He might not be your Type or you just dont like him idk but Piqué is not ugly at all far from that !!

  6. Goonerette says:

    Aaron <3

  7. jayy says:

    Wooo my comment got read! And my new nickname for Aaron is really working :) xx

  8. Lexy says:

    This has to be my favorite Kickette post yet. <33's from start to finish.
    And no pardons necessary for the Arsenal coverage ;) Sex on Legs needs to heal because while the Wales v Costa Rica game wasn't being shown in the US anyway, Arsenal has a big game coming up on Saturday and if I'm waking up before 5am on a Saturday, I better see Sex on Legs on the pitch!!

    epic photobomb. amazing.

  9. Kristina says:

    Love the picture! She's my new hero! And the look of Piqués face is priceless. I hope Cesc and Iker remember that tender moment come next Clasico…

    • Gladys says:

      I know! She's hilarious (and cute as a button). But is she wearing an Atleti flag? If so, I think it's even funnier. (Cut to me flashing my hand heart to Adrian, also cute as a button, even if on the other team.) ;)

  10. black widow says:

    i am a diehard madridista but that photo is absolutely adorable! she's so cute! and i love the expression on pique's face, hahaha!

  11. hbandshbreak says:

    Unfortunately, those pictures of Iker and Cesc holding hands are from a call up last year (but still crazy mad adorable). Those are the old uniforms. They were wearing red in training today, while Iker was wearing light blue. That hand holding thing is one of their regular training exercises (don't ask me *what* that's training for) – we've posted quite a few pictures of La Roja doing that in the last year.

    In the training shots today, Iker and Cesc were running along side each other looking flirty. Too cute.

    • black widow says:

      sergio must be gutted: first his beloved nando isn't called up, then iker snubs him and flirts with cesc! ;P

      • Sarah, Madrid says:

        Oh no worries,Navas has totally kept Ramos company ;)

      • ZORAIDA says:

        poor segio. did u notice how he was sulking during his interview?! : /

      • gigi says:

        My thought exactly! Even if the photo's old, I can still imagine that while they're all together at this very moment, Sergio is staring off in the general direction of England and thinking, "Oh, Nando. Where art thou, Nando?" *sigh* Sorry, I've gotten carried away again but I just really miss seeing them together.

    • Sarah, Madrid says:

      Yeah every time I saw these training, I wonder what are they doing here adorable training though..I seen it,I hope pique and Ramos found each other and kept each other company whole cesc and iker moment continue.

  12. Ali says:

    That picture is hilarious! You go girl: do your thing!
    Who can blame her? After all, she <3 him!

  13. Kait says:

    That girl's photo bomb is amazing! I haven't stopped laughing yet. She needs a Kickette Medal of Epic Proportions.

  14. Agnes Wonka says:

    Iker and Cesc look so cute holding hands :)

  15. caitlyn says:

    Classic! lol

  16. Mrs. Q.Borri says:

    *round of applause*

    I heart that girl!! Freaking epic, how hard is to appear on a photo of Geri doing that. Seriously you go girl!!!

  17. Ali says:

    Oh man! That picture is hilarious!!!! Way to go girl: show your love!!!!