April 23rd, 2012

Kickette Catch Up: Your Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet

We met a man carrying a “Huge Ass Beers” sign over the weekend, Kickettes.

He was a lot of fun.

This is not a picture of him but we’ll explain why not in a sec.


- Louise Redknapp was named the new face of WallisFashion’s petite range. We love the B&W maxi dress the most.

- Irina Shayk helped launch Intimissimi’s “The Perfect Bra” in Moscow. Lacy bra shots were on offer and we were gullible enough to buy one.

- Jermaine Jenas and his wife, Ellie, are having a baby. She’s just started to show in an extremely tight dress that would make us look like we’re up the duff even though we’re not.


- Genoa players were asked to hand over their shirts and yet there were no exposed torso photos to prove it. This was a mayjah problem for hungover selves on yesterday.

- We’re still awaiting delivery of our customised Kickette headphones from Beats and we’re blaming LeBron James for this.

- We didn’t listen to Gay4Soccer’s warning and are paying the consequences for it all day today.

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5 Responses to “Kickette Catch Up: Your Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet”

  1. just looks great, nothing more to say!

  2. Agnes Wonka says:

    Irina looks great in black and white! xD
    I want one of those bras

  3. Catie2838 says:

    That is the weirdest fans vs. players clash I've heard of. Man I feel for the Genoa players, having to barter for 45 minutes with the fans to wear their shirts only to be left in tears. What the hell?! That's disgraceful. That's not being a fan at all.

    • DebS says:

      That just broke my heart. Do they seriously think the guys like getting their *ss kicked? Then to demoralize them even further by telling them that they aren't worthy to wear the shirt?

      Meanwhile, even though the Wolverhampton fans knew their team was officially relegated at the end of the game with City, they were still cheering their team on and clapping for them. THOSE are the kinds of fans that teams need. Ones that support them when they win and when they lose.

      Shame on you Genoa Ultras!

  4. aps says:

    Sandra Evra is also expecting