April 23rd, 2012
Kickette Catch Up: Your Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet
We met a man carrying a “Huge Ass Beers” sign over the weekend, Kickettes.
He was a lot of fun.
This is not a picture of him but we’ll explain why not in a sec.
- Louise Redknapp was named the new face of WallisFashion’s petite range. We love the B&W maxi dress the most.
- Jermaine Jenas and his wife, Ellie, are having a baby. She’s just started to show in an extremely tight dress that would make us look like we’re up the duff even though we’re not.
- Genoa players were asked to hand over their shirts and yet there were no exposed torso photos to prove it. This was a mayjah problem for hungover selves on yesterday.
- We’re still awaiting delivery of our customised Kickette headphones from Beats and we’re blaming LeBron James for this.