April 30th, 2012

Kickette Catch Up: Your Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet

FYI, Kickettes – a few of our staffers are making the trip up to Manchester for tonight’s derby, which means fact/spell-checked stories and drunk tweeting can not be guaranteed.

Otherwise, how’s Monday going over thus far for you?

Saturday

- Jermain Defoe is allegedly back to his old ways, stepping out with some girl who isn’t his current steady, Alexandra Burke. On a scale of Not Shocked to No Sh*t Sherlock, where does this story rank?

- Sarah Brandner made her TV debut. No unglamourous downgrade in hair, makeup or wardrobe could hold her gorgeousness back.

- Chivas USA’s goalkeeper, Dan Kennedy, can hit it anytime he wants, ain’t that right Kickettes?

Sunday

- Hair stylist to the footie stars, Leo Bancroft, revealed how particular Abbey (Clancy) Crouch is about Peter’s hair when he sits down for a trim. Bancroft did not, however, disclose who or what inspired Fernando Torres’ recent butter blond manlights.

- Melissa Satta launched a Twitter offensive to silence those who’ve blamed her for Kevin-Prince Boateng’s recent physical problems. “Learn before you speak” (of the couple’s bedroom antics), the rumoured mother-to-be (?!?) cautioned, during a momentary lapse of memory.

- If Raffaella Fico was annoyed with Mario Balotelli before this weekend, we wonder how The Sun on Sunday‘s story about her boyfriend’s love of cross dressing went over…

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6 Responses to “Kickette Catch Up: Your Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet”

  1. Jayy says:

    Seems like Defoe is back to his old ways (not that he ever left them).
    Dan Kennedy – anytime, any place, anywhere.
    But seriously Melissa, what do you expect?!? Sure its absurd to blame you for his injuries, but once you divulge your sex life, there's no going back!
    Oh and I really cant be bothered to waste brain power commenting on the Raffaella thing.
    Anyhoo kickette, today's been depressing so far so pretty please post some man candy on here to cheer me up :)

  2. Gladys says:

    Woah, that Dan Kennedy!!! He is so superfine. [Biting my palm] Love Chivas! (My hometown team. ;) )

    Enjoy tonight's derby, Kickette!

  3. bri_saldana says:

    lmao! "Chivas USA’s goalkeeper, Dan Kennedy, can hit it anytime he wants, ain’t that right Kickettes?" The class in these commentaries have no end….Fantastic! Really!

    oh, and yes he can….yes. he. can.

    • gigi says:

      Yessur! This is just one more thing I really love about football. There's always another hottie waiting to be discovered somewhere.