June 19th, 2012

Kickette Catch Up: Your Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet

Image: The Mirror.

Sorry we’ve been slow on the gossip cheat sheet uptake lately, Kickettes. We truly have no excuse.

But we will provide one example of the type of day we’ve been having: this morning on the tube, we saw a delectable Nemanja Vidic-type lookalike. When he stood up to get off, he swung his backpack up over his shoulder, causing his shirt to ride up, and we were gifted a flash of finely toned abs. You know how we feel about ab-flashes, yes?

But then, as he was waiting for the doors to open,  he reached up seductively… and smelt his fingers.

So, yeah. We’re still dealing with that.

Saturday

- Sara Carbonero’s combined Euro 2012 work and play output has Iker-rific thus far.

- You have absolutely no idea how many amusing scenarios we cooked up in our heads to explain this photo. The truth is, though, that Drogula was taking part in a exhibition match in Dehli, and the man embracing him with the fervour of a Kickette who’s had too many energy drinks is Indian cricketer, Virat Kholi.

- Let it be known that our made up version of the events at left was much, much more interesting.

Sunday

- Edit to your social calendars, Kickettes: Frank and Christine are marrying next summer, not this summer.

- We always had a hunch Kaka was born to be wild.

- Diego Maradona was in Argentina to attend the premiere of a documentary made by his older, single and lovable daughter, Dalma.

Monday

- Three Toronto FC players were arrested in nightclub brawl.

- Rapper 50 Cent expressed his desire to make billions by befriending Wayne Rooney.

- The 2012/13 EPL fixture schedule was released; which match ups next seasons are you looking forward to the most, Kickettes?

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  2. MissU Paolo says:

    That Kaka vid-is that for real?? Hilarious!!

    Cute pic of the Aguero family. Benji is adorable! Ofc, he's already imitating daddy Sergio (won't perv on him since he's pictured with his son, but uh yeahhhh)

  3. drea says:

    Speaking of look-alikes… I'm sure most of you have seen this A&F video already, but is it just me or does anyone else see a Tulio de Melo twin in the NYC group? http://youtu.be/z5NRWM3FgqA

  4. D0li says:

    I didn't know Lainely knew about Carbs… I'll have to check her site more often! I'm not sure though how 50 cent plans on making millions off of Wayne Rooney since he was involved in that prostitution scandal and most of his endorsement deals stopped.

  5. Jayy says:

    Vidic look-a-like?! I can beat that Kickette – this morning, as I was getting off the bus, I saw a Cristian Tello look-a-like. Which resulted in me almost missing my stop!

    • mybabyri says:

      OMG I have a Fernando torres lookalike who works in mcdonalds like where I live but he is like the more tattoed up version and a little more muscular. I like stares at him first time i saw him they are like twins! Guess who is spending a lot more time at Mcdonalds nowadays…;)

      • Krystal says:

        WOW! That's not even fair. I haven't been to McDonald's in a couple years, but that would be the only thing to get me there!

        • mybabyri says:

          Lol come to Sweden we can stalk him together! who knows maybe he IS Fernados secret real twin brother and they like dont want people to know that and they have secret meetings and all :O hmm you never know ;)

      • Jayy says:

        It was so weird! I just stared and started analysing for any possible tattoos ;)